Octopus Overlords

I wasn't certain whom specifically to PM (if anyone).

Would it be possible to have my handle shortened to just "Sudy"?

Thanks!

Oh come on: Go for Sudy Fed.

That will put him on a watch list.

Get him!

Kraken wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:21 pm Oh come on: Go for Sudy Fed.

Hah! I'd be tempted were it not likely to cause some Tuvix-inspired confusion involving Mr. Fed.

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:31 pm That will put him on a watch list.

I live on that stuff during allergy and cold season. Your legislators need to get real. Last time I was visiting my wife's hometown in SD and caught a sniffle, I had to submit to a DNA swab before the pharmacy would hand over the goods. Now I suspect corporate pharma has Sudyclones in development, and that's just not good news for anyone.

Easiest thing I've done all week!

(Let's see if I accidentally screwed anything up in the process.)

Sudy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:49 pm I wasn't certain whom specifically to PM (if anyone).

Would it be possible to have my handle shortened to just "Sudy"?

Thanks!

Is that a fictitious name? Can't think of what you call that...

We should have approved the name change in principal, and then made an open vote on what said name would be (a la Boaty McBoatFace).

So dee Sudy pseudonym should be dee pseudonym Sudy Nym sees when Sudy sees pseudonyms?

Sudy McSudyface

FishPants wrote: ↑Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:33 pm We should have approved the name change in principal, and then made an open vote on what said name would be (a la Boaty McBoatFace).

Due to the high volume of name change requests, the Penny Arcade forum mods would only have short windows of time where such requests were allowed. To further discourage people from making requests, their policy was to flip a coin for each request: heads you get the new name you asked for; tails the mod gets to make up whatever they want and you're stuck with it.

Mrs. Sudy And The Rats Of Nym.

I don't even know who you are anymore!

Says you, Varchilde.

Yes, we're well known enough we can drop our surnames!

Thanks ImLawBoy!

FishPants wrote: ↑Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:33 pm We should have approved the name change in principal, and then made an open vote on what said name would be (a la Boaty McBoatFace).

If this involved a corporate bids I'd be in favour.

Can I change my name to BetterThanImLawBoy?

El Guapo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:36 am Can I change my name to BetterThanImLawBoy?

I will change your name to BetterOnImLawBoy as requested when I get a chance.

El Guapo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:36 am Can I change my name to BetterThanImLawBoy?

BetterThanImLawnBoy?

El Guapo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:36 am Can I change my name to BetterThanImLawBoy?

We don't permit names that are obviously false.

I would seriously like to change my username (not just here, everywhere that I use this silly name). If it's a big pain for you guys to do it, no worries.

Well, if you want me to change your name everywhere, I'll probably need the sites you want to change, your e-mail accounts, and your passwords. It'll take a while while I figure out whether I can change the name on my own or if I need to petition the admins of the site to change it.

If you just want me to just change your name here, I'd need your new desired name and a carton of Marlboro reds.

Carpet_pissr emailed me and told me he wanted his name changed to Ferret_Fuckr. Seriously. You should do it right now. Totally legit.

And there would be absolutely no confusion. Because ferrets piss all over.

Hmmmm. Not bad, but I’m sure we could do better. It DOES have a nice ring to it though, and the alliteration doesn’t hurt.

Maybe I’ll let OO (re)name me.

FWIW, Wife thinks Carpet_pissr is a hilarious name, and I'd hate to have to tell her that it is no more. I vote for keeping it.

Noted.

Carpet_pissr wrote:Hmmmm. Not bad, but I’m sure we could do better. It DOES have a nice ring to it though, and the alliteration doesn’t hurt.

Maybe I’ll let OO (re)name me.

Rug_defilier?

Kraken wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:44 pm FWIW, Wife thinks Carpet_pissr is a hilarious name, and I'd hate to have to tell her that it is no more. I vote for keeping it.

Not just hilarious but fitting. Add me to the keep it club.

I'll just assume you mean "fitting" due to my profile pic.

I have not, nor plan to in the future, micturated upon a carpet, rug or any other indoor flooring material, to the best of my knowledge. If I have, good luck proving it.

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:26 pm I'll just assume you mean "fitting" due to my profile pic.

I have not, nor plan to in the future, micturated upon a carpet, rug or any other indoor flooring material, to the best of my knowledge. If I have, good luck proving it.

You piss all over my virtual carpet every day. Stop trying to deny it.

Ah, touché.

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:31 am Hmmmm. Not bad, but I’m sure we could do better. It DOES have a nice ring to it though, and the alliteration doesn’t hurt.

Maybe I’ll let OO (re)name me.

Bed_shittr

hitbyambulance wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:06 am

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:31 am Hmmmm. Not bad, but I’m sure we could do better. It DOES have a nice ring to it though, and the alliteration doesn’t hurt.

Maybe I’ll let OO (re)name me.

Bed_shittr

Linoleum_lickr

Crayola_Smokr

Pudding_poppr!

rug_ravagr

Spot

Phlooring_philander...r

Wow, I totally didn't check this thread again after my final post.

I'm relieved Carpet_pissr hasn't changed his name. In fact, I'd like to suggest we all change our names to relate to The Big Lebowski. I'm thinking of requesting, "A Brother Shamus".

How on earth did I miss this thread the 1st time around - it's a classic! Hell's Taco should be putting it on his next cover...