[Mafia!] Silky smooth, Silky dead!

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:15 pm

J.D. wrote:

I bet the real killers are laughing their asses off at these false accusations.

Just like OJ!

Who should we choose instead?

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:16 pm

McNutt vs J.D.

<flips coin>

J.D.

McNutt · Post by **McNutt** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:18 pm

Kraegor wrote:McNutt vs J.D.

<flips coin>

What the...?

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:20 pm

McNutt wrote:
Kraegor wrote:McNutt vs J.D.

<flips coin>

What the...?

well...got good cop / bad cop from you and ND....there are 2 mobsters...

but then again perhaps not.

so <flip coin> /shrug.

McNutt · Post by **McNutt** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:22 pm

If I go down I'm taking all of you with me! ! !

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:28 pm

Arnir is much quieter this time.

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:28 pm

noxiousdog wrote:
J.D. wrote:

I bet the real killers are laughing their asses off at these false accusations.
Just like OJ!

Who should we choose instead?

I have no leads as to who is comitting these atrocities. But, I must choose someone. Kraegor seems to want to remain non-confrontational. Flipping a coin? That's taking our situation much too lightly. Even if Kraegor is no killer, his lack of interest in our proceedings is worrisome.

I accuse Kraegor.

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:31 pm

It's a crime you let it happen to me
Nevermind, I'll let it happen to you
Out of mind, forget it there's nothing to lose
but my mind and all the things I wanted

Evertime I get it I throw it away
It's a sign, I get it, I wanna stay
by the time I lose it I'm not afraid
of looking at you truly fake it

McNutt · Post by **McNutt** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:32 pm

J.D. wrote:Kraegor seems to want to remain non-confrontational. Flipping a coin? That's taking our situation much too lightly.

Yeah, what's up with that?

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:33 pm

I'm troubled that Silky, Arnir, Grund and Jiffy haven't joined our fray.

I change my vote to Jiffy.

McNutt · Post by **McNutt** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:40 pm

ND, I can't believe you convinced me to finger an innocent man. I retract my vote for J.D. Noxiousdog, I'm calling you out like the rat bastard you are.

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:42 pm

McNutt wrote:ND, I can't believe you convinced me to finger an innocent man. I retract my vote for J.D. Noxiousdog, I'm calling you out like the rat bastard you are.

I cannot deny that I am indeed a rat bastard.

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:43 pm

I'm leaving my vote for Kreagor for now, until I get further confirmation.

Arnir · Post by **Arnir** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:43 pm

noxiousdog wrote:I'm troubled that Silky, Arnir, Grund and Jiffy haven't joined our fray.

I change my vote to Jiffy.

I was eating lunch and running a sensual massage for hot women parlor! Why would I be distracted. And, if I may mention, "Staying alive, Staying alive. I'm still alive!" About the only person I trust right now is Chris G.

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:43 pm

You find a note in Chris Grenard's Apartment

Oh I wish I weren't going to be an Oscar Myer wiener.

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:47 pm

I'll go with Noxiousdog. I dont trust rat bastards...

Bad Demographic · Post by **Bad Demographic** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:47 pm

ChrisGrenard wrote:You find a note in Chris Grenard's Apartment

Oh I wish I weren't going to be an Oscar Myer wiener.

You know, I can't come up with a reply to that that won't sound wrong (and funny).

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:47 pm

After careful consideration, I'm changing my vote to noxiousdog.

Arnir · Post by **Arnir** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:50 pm

noxiousdog wrote:Arnir is much quieter this time.

Please see response above!

PS - Anyone call the cops?

PPS - Yo morons. Women only at my place, okay? Capiche?

Silky · Post by **Silky** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:53 pm

noxiousdog may God have mercy on your soul.

edit.... maybe too late but I would rather be jury than executioner.

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:54 pm

As a word of caution, about the only thing we can do is search for information.

If I were to choose someone at random (JD for example), we gain a certain amount of information.

By changing targets, we garner extra information.

This should tell you that I don't mind scrutiny, which should prevent me from being an undercover cop.

It could be misdirection to keep you from thinking I'm mafia, but then, why would I want to provide you with extra information so early?

I fully expect to die, but let it be at the hand of the mafia, and not by that of my brethren.

You have plenty of time, if I am that obvious, save me for later.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:55 pm

Current voting summary:

NoxiousDog: Jiffy
Silky: NoxiousDog
J.D.: NoxiousDog
Kraegor: NoxiousDog
McNutt: NoxiousDog
BadDemo: JD

Arnir · Post by **Arnir** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:56 pm

How does changing targets get us more information?

And, is 5 the magic number?

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:59 pm

Arnir wrote:How does changing targets get us more information?

And, is 5 the magic number?

force a reaction.

the problem with psychology is that it can drive ya crazy...

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:01 pm

Kraegor wrote:
Arnir wrote:How does changing targets get us more information?

And, is 5 the magic number?
force a reaction.

the problem with psychology is that it can drive ya crazy...

Aye, but the alternative is death.

Arnir · Post by **Arnir** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:01 pm

Kraegor wrote:
Arnir wrote:How does changing targets get us more information?

And, is 5 the magic number?
force a reaction.

the problem with psychology is that it can drive ya crazy...

Well, if we accuse a bad guy, they will respond to protect themselves.
If we accuse a cop, they will respond to protect themselves.
If we accuse an innocent (as if this town had any of those!) they will respond to protect themselves.

I'm clueless.

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:01 pm

Arnir wrote:
Kraegor wrote:
Arnir wrote:How does changing targets get us more information?

And, is 5 the magic number?
force a reaction.

the problem with psychology is that it can drive ya crazy...
Well, if we accuse a bad guy, they will respond to protect themselves.
If we accuse a cop, they will respond to protect themselves.
If we accuse an innocent (as if this town had any of those!) they will respond to protect themselves.

I'm clueless.

exactly. hence drive ya crazy

Bad Demographic · Post by **Bad Demographic** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:03 pm

I accuse Chris! This wasn't murder, it was suicide!
Oh wait, that's against the rules.
<rabble rabble>

I accuse Bad Demographic!
No wait, that's me and I know I didn't do it. I was busy looking for my suitcase so I could escape this crazy, crime-ridden town.

All right. For now, I accuse J.D.
I believe him when he says he's not "one of the killers" - he's the *other* killer.

Arnir · Post by **Arnir** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:04 pm

I'm going to bandwagon and accuse NoxiousDog. He is too willing to argue that he should be saved for later and I think Jiffy makes great peanut butter. And we use a lot of that at the sensual massage for hot women parlor.

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:05 pm

Bad Demographic wrote:I accuse Chris! This wasn't murder, it was suicide!
Oh wait, that's against the rules.
<rabble rabble>

I accuse Bad Demographic!
No wait, that's me and I know I didn't do it. I was busy looking for my suitcase so I could escape this crazy, crime-ridden town.

All right. For now, I accuse J.D.
I believe him when he says he's not "one of the killers" - he's the *other* killer.

I have been known to kill a few kittens in my time (*wink wink, nudge nudge*). But I would never conspire to kill a fellow citizen.

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:05 pm

Arnir wrote:
Well, if we accuse a bad guy, they will respond to protect themselves.
If we accuse a cop, they will respond to protect themselves.
If we accuse an innocent (as if this town had any of those!) they will respond to protect themselves.

I'm clueless.

The key to solving this mystery is information. Anyone that is unwilling to provide information, true or false, is useless to us. Even false information can be used at a later time when there are fewer suspects, and the cop can assist.

We must exact vigillante justice on a silent one.

Jiffy · Post by **Jiffy** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:19 pm

noxiousdog wrote:I'm troubled that Silky, Arnir, Grund and Jiffy haven't joined our fray.

I change my vote to Jiffy.

Ah, the quiet are the guilty eh? Seems to me that you enjoy throwing around the accusations, maybe to remove some interest from yourself?

I vote Noxiousdog.

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:21 pm

Ah, well, the truth shall be known soon, and you will have wasted an opportunity. Good night and good luck, or some such.

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:27 pm

Jiffy wrote:
noxiousdog wrote:I'm troubled that Silky, Arnir, Grund and Jiffy haven't joined our fray.

I change my vote to Jiffy.
Ah, the quiet are the guilty eh? Seems to me that you enjoy throwing around the accusations, maybe to remove some interest from yourself?

I vote Noxiousdog.

The quiet aren't guilty, the quiet are useless to the townspeople.

There are three ways to get information.

1) Death (by lynching or murder)
2) Cop
3) communication

If a quiet one is not providing 3, then we must use 1 to make them useful.

McNutt · Post by **McNutt** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:30 pm

A witch!

Silky · Post by **Silky** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:31 pm

I have changed my vote. I am undecided again where to cast it.

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:32 pm

noxiousdog wrote:
Jiffy wrote:
noxiousdog wrote:I'm troubled that Silky, Arnir, Grund and Jiffy haven't joined our fray.

I change my vote to Jiffy.
Ah, the quiet are the guilty eh? Seems to me that you enjoy throwing around the accusations, maybe to remove some interest from yourself?

I vote Noxiousdog.
The quiet aren't guilty, the quiet are useless to the townspeople.

There are three ways to get information.

1) Death (by lynching or murder)
2) Cop
3) communication

If a quiet one is not providing 3, then we must use 1 to make them useful.

lol.

course...this shows your mobster tendencies...."dont wanna talk? I'll get the info from yer corpse!!"

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:33 pm

NoxiousDog: Jiffy
Silky: NoxiousDog
J.D.: NoxiousDog
Kraegor: NoxiousDog
McNutt: NoxiousDog
BadDemo: JD
Arnir: NoxiousDog
Jiffy: NoxiousDog

The violent mob descended on poor NoxiousDog, who all the while proclaimed his innocence. His cries were lost in the screams for his death, and it wasn't until after his corpse lay broken and bleeding on the ground that the kicking and punching stopped.

But a terrible mistake had been made. A search of his home proved his innocent as he bore none of the stolen objects, and a witness came forward from a neighbouring street clearing him of any guilt.

The wrong man was dead. Who would be next?

Mafia/policeman pm away.

Kraegor · Post by **Kraegor** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:40 pm

Jiffy · Post by **Jiffy** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:42 pm

Whoops.