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Gryndyl wrote:We're all flying blind. I suggest that the last person to bring a shrubbery be hung.

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How about a link instead, picture is to big.http://www.horizons.ca/images/conical%2 ... arbour.jpg

And I do not promise my vote to the last person, still waiting for something to give me a feeling.
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Well I certainly am no frenchman. Nay, I am from the land of Sicily. And while we have been conquered more often than any frenchman, at least we did not surrender immediately.

In situations such as this, I believe proper protocol is to have everybody yell out their favorite colour. First person to say white loses.

I shall start.

PINK!
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ChrisGrenard wrote:PINK!
Only a sissy Frenchman would choose pink!
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"Grenard" sounds...well, sounds French sire.

I'm watching thee well, possible Frenchman. I'm watching thee well.
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Kelric wrote:
ChrisGrenard wrote:PINK!
Only a sissy Frenchman would choose pink!
Hardly, and such a claim is clearly meant to confuse us loyal retainers. Any true frenchman would, as I have shown you, choose white. You clearly do not understand this, and thus YOU must be a dirty french woman!

Kelric simply MUST be a Frenchman!
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triggercut wrote:"Grenard" sounds...well, sounds French sire.

I'm watching thee well, possible Frenchman. I'm watching thee well.
It is pronounced, "Gren" which rhymes with Hen, followed by "nerd" which is pronounced just like "nerd." Pitiful? Yes. French? Not even a Black Knight would say so.
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ChrisGrenard wrote:It is pronounced, "Gren" which rhymes with Hen, followed by "nerd" which is pronounced just like "nerd." Pitiful? Yes. French? Not even a Black Knight would say so.
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Hmm. I always pronounced it grin ARD are you saying it's GRINnerd? [/ooc]
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I resent the french mark. I use bubbles in my bath but I eat my freedom fries!
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Mr. Bubbles, pr0ner, Hamsterball_z, and gromit have all been quiet. Spies I say!
Remus West wrote:And I do not promise my vote to the last person, still waiting for something to give me a feeling."
And Remus West is even worse. He can't even make a decision!
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"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
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noxiousdog wrote:Mr. Bubbles, pr0ner, Hamsterball_z, and gromit have all been quiet. Spies I say!
"And I do not promise my vote to the last person, still waiting for something to give me a feeling."
And Remus West is even worse. He can't even make a decision!
Been throwing those allegations. I have a test. We shall pressure you. If you run at the first sign of stress, then you sir are a French. I am keeping my eye on you.

edit: Im keeping my eye on you and Grenard!
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Mr Bubbles wrote:
noxiousdog wrote:Mr. Bubbles, pr0ner, Hamsterball_z, and gromit have all been quiet. Spies I say!
"And I do not promise my vote to the last person, still waiting for something to give me a feeling."
And Remus West is even worse. He can't even make a decision!
Been throwing those allegations. I have a test. We shall pressure you. If you run at the first sign of stress, then you sir are a French. I am keeping my eye on you.

edit: Im keeping my eye on you and Grenard!
Accuse me or not, I care little, but idle threats are supremely French.
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"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
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Look at all this useless taunting going on. Did I misread? Is it two Englishmen buried amongst a bunch of French?

(Why don't we have to have to be sensitive to the French and yet we have to be sensitive to almost everybody else? If nothing else the French have hot news anchor lady.)
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Only someone who is French would be so fast to accuse someone.

I vote Kelric.
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LordMortis wrote:Look at all this useless taunting going on. Did I misread? Is it two Englishmen buried amongst a bunch of French?

(Why don't we have to have to be sensitive to the French and yet we have to be sensitive to almost everybody else? If nothing else the French have hot news anchor lady.)
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"Where are you off to?"
"I don't know," Snufkin replied.
The door shut again and Snufkin entered his forest, with a hundred miles of silence ahead of him.

Sweet sweet meat come. -LordMortis
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Prediction: We go 10 pages without hanging anybody.
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Chaosraven wrote:
LordMortis wrote:Look at all this useless taunting going on. Did I misread? Is it two Englishmen buried amongst a bunch of French?

(Why don't we have to have to be sensitive to the French and yet we have to be sensitive to almost everybody else? If nothing else the French have hot news anchor lady.)
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Hmmm my knightly senses are going off.... I have my eye on you. You know who you are.... I sense you're sweating. Im watching you!
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Let's get this show on the road. Oust the spies. Hamsterball_z must go.
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"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
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I chance my vote from Crux to Kelric. I don't have any reason to suspect that he's french but at this point I'm a bandwagon voter and the current bandwagon seems to be everybody voting for someone different.
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Hamsterball_Z I didn't like the way he looked at me last night.
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Ooh, a new bandwagon! I change my vote from Kelric to Hamsterball.

At this rate I anticipate changing my vote 8 more times before we lynch someone.
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I have decided!

noxiousdog is clearly French! He reeks of bunny!
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Bah, I love me some mob rule.

I remove my vote against noxiousdog, but yea and verily I do so swear, I think him to be sort of French....

...and switch my vote to Hamsterball! I once heard a filthy Frenchman exclaim to a brave and noble Englishman "Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries." Only someone named Hamsterball would recognize Hamster-ish features in another. Clearly, he's French! Burn HIM!
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Hamster shall be lynched! Lynch the Frenchie!
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Hmmm.....I occurs to me that the French are famous for how picky they are regarding there food. The same is true of TRIGGERCUT! :shock: Coincidence? I think not my lords.
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My mother was a hamster and a fine Britton. How dare you insult her so! The elderberries we can't talk about....

If you want Frenchies look to be bandwagon jumpers! Only French minstrel types would so eagarly jump on the first wagon with a band on it! Um, I forgot where I'm going with this... Oh yeah, string up Triggercut!!!

EDIT: AND he can't even get the quote right! Fry Frenchie, Fry!
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I have changed my mind!

I see that Gromit has been laying very low. Hiding to avoid detection, methinks!
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If we don't expose Hamsterball for the spy that he is, we must get gromit.

Active speakers should not be lynched in the first round. It does us no good to force someone to leave us who is willing to show up as part of the voting record.

Suspect triggercut? Fine. Keep an eye on him. Examine his speech in minute detail. Save it for later. Read as he continues to add to it. But at least he will continue to give us something to talk about!

As a compromise to pr0ner, I will change my vote to gromit
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"To wield Grond, the mighty hammer of the Federal Government, is to be intoxicated with power beyond what you and I can reckon (though I figure we can ball park it pretty good with computers and maths). Need to tunnel through a mountain? Grond. Kill a mighty ogre? Grond. Hangnail? Grond. Spider? Grond (actually, that's a legit use, moreso than the rest)." - Peacedog
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noxiousdog wrote:If we don't expose Hamsterball for the spy that he is, we must get gromit.

Active speakers should not be lynched in the first round. It does us no good to force someone to leave us who is willing to show up as part of the voting record.

Suspect triggercut? Fine. Keep an eye on him. Examine his speech in minute detail. Save it for later. Read as he continues to add to it. But at least he will continue to give us something to talk about!

As a compromise to pr0ner, I will change my vote to gromit
With this in mind, and the frustration from this not being done in my other game, I change my vote to gromit and with that I'm off to Camelot.
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On second thought, its a very silly place, I think I'll hang out here some more.
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Damn you people.. ok for sake of stringing someone up soon give Gromit the final cut. I want French blood
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I still have my finger on Triggercut but Gromit's silence is very suspicious. If he doesn't speak soon I may have to go with the others. Does anyone have a torch or pitchfork they can spare?
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Old man Higgins is selling some on the corner of Fairbanks and Biggleswade.
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Voting So Far!

triggercut - Hamsterball_Z
Kelric - Hamsterball_Z
Mr Bubbles - Gromit
Crux (dead)
pr0ner - Gromit
Remus West - Gromit
Chris Grenard - Kelric
Gryndyl - Hamsterball_Z
Hamsterball_Z - Triggercut
Gromit
Noxious Dog - Gromit

Gromit - 4 Votes
Hamsterball_Z - 3 Votes
Triggercut - 1 Vote

Majority is 6 Votes.
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Mr Bubbles wrote:Old man Higgins is selling some on the corner of Fairbanks and Biggleswade.
Don't bother buying new but be sure to check the handle for wear.
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Bandwagon be damned, I'll switch to Gromit. But I'll be watching you Trig.
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Hamsterball is no longer silent. I believe Gromit maintains his silence to hide his silly accent
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Um....Yeah!!! I change my vote to Gromit, too!!
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With those last votes the fate of the silent but indomitable Gromit was sealed. Without a murmur they quickly tied him up, believing him to be a French witch. Not knowing what to do with a witch they quickly consulted with Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

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With much difficulty they eventually came up with the right course of action - Gromit would be executed forthwidth. Yet how would this be accomplished? For several days the group travelled as far as could be with King Arthur until they arrived at a castle inhabitated by the French. Unable to breech the walls conventionally they eventually built a catapult and lacking proper stones, used Gromit.

Yet they had been wrong, his silence was merely due to the fact that he had vowed to remain so until England had won the World Cup, and as such was doomed to never talk again. Upon his breast they found the flag of England tattooed, he could not have been the culprit.

I await your PM's.
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noxiousdog wrote:Mr. Bubbles, pr0ner, Hamsterball_z, and gromit have all been quiet. Spies I say!
CSL wrote:Upon his breast they found the flag of England tattooed, he could not have been the culprit.
Hmpf. :)
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