[Werewolf]Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:18 am

It is England in AD 787. Brave Sir Arthur, King of the Britons is on a quest to find the Holy Grail, aided by his brave knights - Sir Gallahad, Sir Bedevere, Sir Robin - and so on. Along with this brave assemblege are a certain number of loyal Retainers who are duty bound to help their King on his journey to find the Holy Grail.

Alas, all is not well for this group has been infiltrated by the most base and despicable people in Europe - the FRENCH! How they managed to get into England before 1066 noone knows, but they are here. While there are twelve loyal Retainers, two are actually French agents who want to find the Grail for themselves, thereafter delivering it to their leige lord - Charlemagne. Every round they may decide to kill off one loyal Retainer, and they shall win the game if they reduce the number of Britons to an equal number as their own.

To help prevent the French from successfully killing off all of the Retainers, King Arthur has secretly managed to place Brother Maynard inside of his loyal Retainers unbenounced to anyone. Nightly he shall be able to determine the loyalty of one Retainer by sacred Christain ritual.

Both the French and Brother Maynard have secret weapons which they can deploy at any given time - they are as follows:

The Rabbit from the Cave of Caerbannog: Obviously in league with the devil the French have managed to bring along the dreaded Rabbit of Caerbannog, the lost sibling of the one that so dreadfully killed Sir Bors, Sir Gawain, and Sir Ector. At any time they may unleash this dreadful creature which will randomly kill between one to three people, perhaps including the French players. Releasing the Rabbit shall also reveal the identity of one French player.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch: A Holy Relic found by Brother Maynard. At any time after finding the identity of a French traitor, Brother Maynard can unleash the devestating power of the Holy Hand Grenade. As quoted in the Book of Armaments:

...and the Lord spake, saying, 'First thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Releasing the Holy Hand Grenade will kill the targeted Frenchman, but will also cause a random amount of collateral damage - two other players who will be randomly picked. Due to the convoluted instructions Brother Maynard will also have a small chance (20%) to count to five instead of three, thus killing himself and another randomly selected player and thus certainly dooming our British friends. Should the French manage to find and kill Brother Maynard, he has a 50% chance to use the grenade in self-defense - killing himself and one of the French assailents.

Sign-Ups Below:

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:27 am

In again.

CSL wrote:Should the French manage to find and kill Brother Maynard, he has a 50% chance to use the grenard in self-defense - killing himself and one of the French assailents.

But if you don't mind, I'd rather use the grenade. Chris is kind of wimpy.

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:30 am

In again. I promise you this: If I am given the hand grenade, I will use it on Kelric regardless of whether or not he is french. I call this plan, "No Kelric left behind."

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:36 am

I'll take another turn

ArmyOfOne · Post by **ArmyOfOne** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:02 am

I'll take a stab at this one.

pr0ner · Post by **pr0ner** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:45 am

In again! Hopefully I don't suck as much this time.

Gromit · Post by **Gromit** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:46 am

Revenge shall be mine.

In.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:36 pm

Message for me? I will avenge you my friend. IN!

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:21 pm

Need four more.

Rabid moth · Post by **Rabid moth** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:06 pm

I will play

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:12 pm

I shall take one of the five, er three remaining spots

IN, please.

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:02 am

Two more!

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:02 pm

I say again, TWO MORE.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:20 pm

I have a plan. Those of us in Lars game should lynch someone not in this game so they will join here and we can get this going. Then we can also make all kinds of great jokes about how they are not dead yet in the other thread.

yes the rolly eyes is at myself. I still like the lynch idea though.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:03 pm

You're sick.

(point the finger, lets hang fun people...)

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:16 pm

Why didn't I think of that. I like the way you think.

gbasden · Post by **gbasden** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:11 pm

I'm in, if slots are still available.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:45 am

Hooray! Now if we lynch someone they can play!

setaside · Post by **setaside** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:25 am

Is that why I was the first to get munched in the big werewolf game?

You guys are evil. In.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:40 am

Hey now, we were referring to lynching, not munching.

*I* for one, had no say in the munching.

My furry friends however...

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:50 pm

Chaosraven wrote:Hey now, we were referring to lynching, not munching.

*I* for one, had no say in the munching.

My furry friends however...

So you are the sorcerer?! You bastard, we are so lynching your ass.

Oh, and CSL have we started yet?

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:57 pm

Remus West wrote:
Chaosraven wrote:Hey now, we were referring to lynching, not munching.

*I* for one, had no say in the munching.

My furry friends however...
So you are the sorcerer?! You bastard, we are so lynching your ass.

Oh, and CSL have we started yet?

PMing roles.

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:45 am

And we start! We're off to see the grail, the wonderful grail of Castle Anthrax.

Please drop me off at that castle with all the women. God knows I need it.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:05 am

ChrisGrenard wrote:And we start! We're off to see the grail, the wonderful grail of Castle Anthrax.

Please drop me off at that castle with all the women. God knows I need it.

God lord man then I would have to rush in and rescue you and you would be all pissy for the rest of the game.

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:09 am

Remus West wrote:
ChrisGrenard wrote:And we start! We're off to see the grail, the wonderful grail of Castle Anthrax.

Please drop me off at that castle with all the women. God knows I need it.
God lord man then I would have to rush in and rescue you and you would be all pissy for the rest of the game.

But I need *help* sir! Look at me. I haven't been on a date in 8 years now! I NEED THIS. I REALLY NEED THIS.

setaside · Post by **setaside** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:28 am

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:43 am

setaside wrote:

lol, take it easy. You're making me feel bad for *almost* taking myself seriously there.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:17 am

Stop it. You're a very silly person and we are not going to PM you.

Right. Any time we can start this game would be fine.

Gromit · Post by **Gromit** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:12 am

CSL wrote:PMing roles.

Silly question, but does everyone get a PM? I didn't receive one last game...

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:09 am

Gromit wrote:
CSL wrote:PMing roles.
Silly question, but does everyone get a PM? I didn't receive one last game...

If you dont get a PM means you're a leper

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:47 am

Mr Bubbles wrote:
Gromit wrote:
CSL wrote:PMing roles.
Silly question, but does everyone get a PM? I didn't receive one last game...
If you dont get a PM means you're a leper

No no no, if you receive a flesh wound then you are a leper. Are you trying to oppress me?

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:28 pm

Bitchin'

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:30 pm

With a jaunty air our noble group of retainers is once again traveling the length and bredth of noble Britannia in search of the Holy Grail. Once again however a small band of Frenchmen have infiltrated the group intent on cheese-eating and general scumbaggery.

Stopping at one Castle Anthrax the group prepares to rest for their coming travels. Alas when all wake up they discover a horrible reality - Kelric has been murdered!

Frenchmen have once again taken up the secret war, and one can only hope Brother Maynard still lives to combat them.

Kelric (dead)
Chris Grenard
Mr. Bubbles
ArmyOfOne
pr0ner
Gromit
Remus West
Rabid Moth
Chaosraven
gbasden
setaside

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:40 pm

Alas poor Kelric he seems to die so early.

I vote to lynch Chaosraven mostly because if he goes down I want to be the one responsible for his death.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:11 pm

Avenge me!

setaside · Post by **setaside** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:33 pm

Alas poor Kelric, I knew him we.... well ... not so well. But still, it's always a shame to lose a fellow countryman. You will be missed, Kelric and I will spend my waking days hunting for your killer. Your ... french ... killer? How is that possible?

I mean, they eat cheese!!!

I'm not sold on Chaosraven's scumbaggery however.

Gromit's comment though ... that one creates a bit of suspicion:

Silly question, but does everyone get a PM? I didn't receive one last game... Confused

You didn't recieve one LAST game, huh? What does that mean for THIS game?

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:39 pm

Kelric wrote:Avenge me!

Jesus, how many times do we have to avenge you? I think we're up to about... what... 4 times now?

Ok, first question: Who in this thread has traded with Kelric?

Second question: What was Kelric's favorite bassball team again? And what is your favorite team?

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:07 pm

Im suprised Kelric is not french considering how much and easy he dies...

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:16 pm

ChrisGrenard wrote:
Kelric wrote:Avenge me!
Jesus, how many times do we have to avenge you? I think we're up to about... what... 4 times now?

Ok, first question: Who in this thread has traded with Kelric?

Second question: What was Kelric's favorite bassball team again? And what is your favorite team?

I'd say look at the third post. Avenge me!

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:41 pm

Kelric wrote:
ChrisGrenard wrote:
Kelric wrote:Avenge me!
Jesus, how many times do we have to avenge you? I think we're up to about... what... 4 times now?

Ok, first question: Who in this thread has traded with Kelric?

Second question: What was Kelric's favorite bassball team again? And what is your favorite team?
I'd say look at the third post. Avenge me!

pssh, I would've if they had given me a grenade.

And I remember your favorite team now, as I remembered that you live in Boston. Red Sox, right? Yankees are your enemy, therefore, YANKEEMAN did it!

Wait, Yankeeman isn't playing? Ok, who else is a Yankee fan here?

P.S. Apparantly you aren't dead yet.

/me hits Kelric on the head with a club.

P.S.S. Why aren't you on messenger?