BSG VI-II The Social -Cylons win in a rout

[Mr Bubbles]

[Lassr]

0945
Everyone waited for theohall and his report. It was taking a long time, too long. When he finally did return, his eyes had a faraway look to them. “I don’t understand. I checked over and over, but there was no frakking chip. It appears he was human.”
Everyone turns to Brendan, “I thought you said Mr. Bubbles was a toaster!”
“I don’t understand. My scan revealed Cylon. Let’s calm down now, I think we should head back to our rooms and let me sort this out. It doesn’t make sense.”
Unagi steps forward, “I don’t know what the frak is going on but let’s break for a while and calm down.”

Leoben -will you interrupt Starbuck?
Leoben -who will you scan?
Starbuck-Will you protect?
Starbuck- Who will you search for the gun?
Cylons-Who will you kill?
Ellen –who will you sleep with?
D’Anna- who will you scan?
Athena-Who will you scan?
Gaeta –will you research a corpse?
Tyrol-Will you give away the gun? (if possible)

[Scoop20906]

Wow.

Wish I was nodding this one.

[Unagi]

It appears he was human

How is that even possible?

[Grundbegriff]

[Brendan]

I am dumbfounded. My bad, fellas.

[Kenetickid]

I am guessing that just rumaging around in someones empty head isn't enough to make the human/cylon call so without Gaeta to actually do the research weare just gonna have to go on pure knowledge/gut-feelings with the kills and as long as we are still voting the toasters haven't won yet.

[Chaosraven]

It appears he was human

How is that even possible?

Want a clue?

I am not panicking. I don't care. I am not a cylon. I'll vote for bubbles.

One of those statements is a lie.

Good luck, meatbag

[Lassr]

1005
Brendan is the first to leave the dining area. Stessier follows and then Scoop walks out. Chaosraven grabs theohall and plants a wet kiss on him. Theohall pulls away, “What the frak?”
Chaosraven looks into Theohall’s eyes, “Sorry, I’m quite horny.” Chaosraven rips off theohalls shirt and starts biting on his nipple. “Not here!”
A shot echos though the room. Unagi quickly looks in the storage closet and notices the gun is missing. He looks at kenetickid, “It’s gone. The gun is gone.” Brendan and Scoop come running back into the room. Scoop yells out, “I heard a shot!”
Brendan looks at him, “Yeah, stessier is dead. There must be more hybrids amongst us. We need a vote fast.”
Brendan raises his arm and points the gun at Scoop and fires. “I vote Scoop!”
Unagi raises his arm, he also has a firearm. He fires at kenetickid striking him in the face. Brendan looks at Unagi, “Where did you find that?”
“I was searching Remus West’s body for clues and he had it stuffed in a holster around his calf.”
Chaosraven grabs theohall by the back of the neck, “Run!” he screams. He guides theohall quickly toward the door. At the last second he jerks theohall into the frame of door head first. Theohall’s head snaps back and huge cut is seen down the center of his face. His wide open eyes fill with blood.
Chaosraven stands over theohall and mutters, “Damn, I’m still horny.” He looks at Brendan, “ Thanks, that was a little premature on the shot!”
“Sorry, stessier was attacking me, luckily I took the gun from the storage closet when no one was looking.”
Chaosraven looks at Unagi, “Well, I guess you know what you’ve got to do when we get back to the Basestar.” She reaches out and grabs Unagi’s crotch. “This is mine.”
The three Cylons slip out of the quarantined area and onto a Raptor docked in the hangar. They fire up the engine and make a quick escape. Mission Accomplished.

Cylons win

[Lassr]

Athena -------- 11 Isgrimnur
Gaeta -------- 7 semaj
Starbuck -------- 9 Grundbegriff
Tyrol -------- 5 Remus West
Ellen -------- 2 Chaosraven
D'Anna -------- 6 Unagi
Leoben -------- 13 Brendan
Citizen -------- 4 Newcastle
Citizen -------- 8 tru1cy
Citizen -------- 14 redrun
Citizen -------- 12 Scoop20906
Citizen -------- 3 theohall
Citizen -------- 1 kenetickid
Citizen -------- 10 stessier
Citizen -------- 15 Mr Bubbles

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[Unagi]

[Lassr]

Posting from fucking iPhone.

Not sure re: Unagi's claim, but I did finally get a bad cylon!!! I was waiting for the day power to come back.

Bubbles was skirting around edges, so I gave him a scan - he's D'Anna. Obviously Tyrol remains unconverted (or dead) as the baddies haven't won outright.

Fucking finally.

 Bubbles 
 

Huge clue right here that could have nabbed your first real Cylon and you humans missed it!
let me underline it.

[Unagi]

it's "Fraking iPhone"

[Mr Bubbles]

Man I don't know why I didn't go with Brendan.. well I do, I was so sure redrun was a bad guy, but I knew Brendan's claims were bad, which is why I made that comment as to how people could be including brendans information in their calculations. I thought we had more time and would have taken him out next. I knew what Chaos was doing, but threw it to the back of my mind. Only one that flew under the radar was Unagi. I won't make that mistake next time.

[theohall]

Sorry, KK.

Should have stuck to my guns on Chaosraven, though. And, once again, Unagi has me completely fooled. Unagi saying he was Starbuck and had protected Brendan raised my hackles, especiallly when they chose Semaj, instead. The problem - Mr Bubbles was on my bad guy list.

[Brendan]

Posting from fucking iPhone.

Not sure re: Unagi's claim, but I did finally get a bad cylon!!! I was waiting for the day power to come back.

Bubbles was skirting around edges, so I gave him a scan - he's D'Anna. Obviously Tyrol remains unconverted (or dead) as the baddies haven't won outright.

Fucking finally.

 Bubbles 
 

Huge clue right here that could have nabbed your first real Cylon and you humans missed it!
let me underline it.

perhaps unsurprisingly, I fail to see any errors!

[Chaosraven]

I was waiting for the day power to come back.

Bubbles was skirting around edges, so I gave him a scan - he's D'Anna.

Huge clue right here that could have nabbed your first real Cylon and you humans missed it!
let me underline it.

perhaps unsurprisingly, I fail to see any errors!

I think he means you gave a Role to a scan that should be Human/Cylon...

which of course is why you waited... as if waiting for the DAY RESULT:

I was waiting for the day power to come back.

[Chaosraven]

This coming five minutes after the vote is PRICELESS

[Semaj]

lol
Sleeping with me night 2 won you the game
That power is so retardedly unfair

[Chaosraven]

wait... did I sleep with Semaj?

[Semaj]

So I was right, Grund protected a cylon? Or was he a scan?

[Chaosraven]

Oh yes, I slept with Semaj when we killed Isgrimnur, when he should have been scanning the grundbecorpse.

[Chaosraven]

So I was right, Grund protected a cylon? Or was he a scan?

Do I spoiler it before the forum is unlocked?

[Chaosraven]

hey speaking of which, were the dead people talking somewhere?

[stessier]

Posting from fucking iPhone.

Not sure re: Unagi's claim, but I did finally get a bad cylon!!! I was waiting for the day power to come back.

Bubbles was skirting around edges, so I gave him a scan - he's D'Anna. Obviously Tyrol remains unconverted (or dead) as the baddies haven't won outright.

Fucking finally.

 Bubbles 
 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Athena only learns human/cylon on the first scan. Brendan is faking.

And yet I see Cylons win - meaning you geniuses didn't vote for him.

[stessier]

Well - I was right on 2 out of 3 (sorry redrun). Unagi would have been tough to find.

Sent: Tue May 25, 2010 6:53 am
From: stessier
To: Lassr

I think it's Chaos, Brendan, and...

The third will be revealed during next week's exciting conclusion!



(Still thinking. Bubbles or redrun are my thoughts right now.)

Well played guys!

Thanks for running things Lassr!

[stessier]

My bad - Unagi would have been a breeze to find after we lynched Brendan. I kind of skimmed once I saw Brendan's mistake - Unagi said he protected Brendan. Ta-da, another obvious lie.

Oh well.

For the humans on the Bubbles vote - what was the hurry?

[Brendan]

Posting from fucking iPhone.

Not sure re: Unagi's claim, but I did finally get a bad cylon!!! I was waiting for the day power to come back.

Bubbles was skirting around edges, so I gave him a scan - he's D'Anna. Obviously Tyrol remains unconverted (or dead) as the baddies haven't won outright.

Fucking finally.

 Bubbles 
 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Athena only learns human/cylon on the first scan. Brendan is faking.

And yet I see Cylons win - meaning you geniuses didn't vote for him.

Try again. Athena has a one time day power allowing her to identify which bad cylon she scanned. That was why I posted "hang on, waiting for something," and why i said "I was waiting for the day power to come back."

[Unagi]

My bad - Unagi would have been a breeze to find after we lynched Brendan. I kind of skimmed once I saw Brendan's mistake - Unagi said he protected Brendan. Ta-da, another obvious lie.

Well - my gods, DUH!! (if you truly could reveal Brendan)

First, this was designed to give 2 of 4 of you reason enough to vote Bubbles today, that's all we needed.
Second, the D'Anna reveal was after Brendan faked waiting for Lassr to PM him the results of his "1 time day power - to learn the role of a cylon he just scanned."
Third, lynching Brendan wasn't ever going to tell anyone anything (actually annoying to us, as we could easily frame you and scoop with his death).
Fourth, we needed 1 day, this wasn't designed for distance - it was built for speed.

For the humans on the Bubbles vote - what was the hurry?

The idea was that they all had Bubbles as a top candidate already - specials were all uncontested and there was a modest amount of 'triangulation' that, from KK and Theo perspective would likely find Scoop and stessier gunning for them the next few days, so why act all 'protecting' of a declared cylon.


and poo on you, we get extra points for using all the special roles we killed off as tools in our victory.

[Grundbegriff]

Posting from fucking iPhone.

Not sure re: Unagi's claim, but I did finally get a bad cylon!!! I was waiting for the day power to come back.

Bubbles was skirting around edges, so I gave him a scan - he's D'Anna. Obviously Tyrol remains unconverted (or dead) as the baddies haven't won outright.

Fucking finally.

 Bubbles 
 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Athena only learns human/cylon on the first scan. Brendan is faking.

And yet I see Cylons win - meaning you geniuses didn't vote for him.

Try again. Athena has a one time day power allowing her to identify which bad cylon she scanned. That was why I posted "hang on, waiting for something," and why i said "I was waiting for the day power to come back."

You two are funny. But Brendan's right-funny.

Congratulations, Cylons. Nice shut-out.

[Lassr]

Day 1

Aboard Cloud 9:

It was loud and it was chaotic but the social get together was a hit. It had been 2 months since anyone had even heard from the Cylons. It seems they had given up on the chase. No more nightly wake ups for emergency jumps and it was a relief. The social started small and quiet but it grew by the hour as people realized they could have some fun. By the time the Pyramid game started, the Cloud 9 party room was packed and everyone chose sides and cheered as the game was broadcast on the large view screens. The Pyramid game between Colonial 1 and Faru Sadin was close but Faru Sadin scored on the final play to seal the victory. President Roslin and Admiral Adama sat their dejected over the loss and eventually left the party arm-in-arm.

After Roslin and Adama leave the crowd begins to thin out quickly. An hour later, 15 people remain and they decide to take advantage of the accommodations to sleep off the alcohol. They each pick a room and turn in for the night.
Leoben -will you interrupt Starbuck?
Leoben -who will you scan?
Starbuck-Will you protect?
Starbuck- Who will you search for the gun?
Cylons-Who will you kill?
Ellen –who will you sleep with?
D’Anna- who will you scan?
Athena-Who will you scan?
Gaeta –will you research a corpse? (if possible)
Tyrol-Will you give away the gun? (if possible)
Starbuck checks out Brendan
What was up with Brendan? Was his underwear too tight? He sure was digging and clawing tonight. You suspect he may have a concealed weapon, so you study him closely as you head to your room. But you notice no bulge…none at all in fact. Too bad, he was cute, but he’s not packing.

Brendan does not have a weapon.

Starbuck Protects Herself
There’s that feeling again. It could be the alcohol, Gods know, you had plenty tonight. That feeling has never steered you wrong again. Just like in that movie when the old man says, “Trust your feelings, Logan.” You always trust your feelings, and something isn’t right. You decide to stay awake a while instead of sleeping the buzz off.
Several hours pass but nothing happens. Maybe it was the alcohol.
Athena scans semaj
You have never had that much alcohol before and you are not sure if it’s frakking with your circuitry or not but something doesn’t feel right. It’s like you sense another Cylon presence on board. You decide to do a little meditation and see what you can discover.
You know it’s is possible to detect the presence of other Cylons without them knowing it but it is very difficult. You sit down and decide to try semaj. You open the passive frequencies in your brain and begin to concentrate on him. A few hours later, you’ve got nothing. Exhausted you go to sleep and decideto try again later.
semaj is not a Cylon.
Ellen pleasures stessier
A distraction, that’s what D’anna said she needed. Well Gods of Cobol, if she needs stessier distracted then she knows how to do that. It could be the alcohol that set this in motion or it could just be your insatiable appetite for sex.
You follow Brendan to his room; you wait a moment, look yourself over then check your breath. Everything’s a go. You knock on his door, but no one answers. You slowly push the door open and see the light on in the bathroom. “Perfect,” you think. You close the door, turn out the light, disrobe and wait.
A few moments later Chaosraven opens the door and pauses. He can’t see you as you slip up behind him. You lean in close, place your mouth to his ear and whisper, “Let’s have some fun.” Your hand ventures around front and you bring him to full attention. After a few hours of fun, you lay arm in arm before you ask him to get cleaned up. When he enters the bathroom you quickly search his room, you find family pictures and a few notes on Hydroponic farming. From the pictures and the notes stessier looks like he used to farm back on Caprica. You hear the water turn off in the bathroom, you quickly pour two drinks and slip the memory drug into his. When he exits the bathroom you hand him the drink and he downs it quickly. You both lay back in the bed and you stroke little stessier as he relaxes and within 10 minutes he is out cold. You put your clothes on and exit his room.
stessier was just a citizen
Cylons kill Remus West
There was no clearer target that night than Remus West. His socializing with all the women could be a problem if he gets to know everyone too well. You decide you need to kill his sex drive now. D’anna deicdes to handle this one.
You grab a knife from the dirty dish cart as you walk to Remus West’s room. When you arrive at his door, you look down and tug on your dress, exposing more of your cleavage, then you knock. The door opens and Remus is standing there in a robe, his smile turns into a bit of a surprised look, “Oh, uh, you are not the one I was expecting but…” his eyes trail down to your breasts, “uh, whatever. Come in.” He steps aside and you enter.
Remus looks at you again and says, “I don’t remember you from the party, I’m quite shocked I didn’t notice you.”
“That’s why I’m here; I am quite jealous of the other girls and wanted to show you I was worth the attention.”
“Oh sweetie, I can definitely see that! But, yeah, sorry, there were a lot of girls here tonight and just one of me. But you got my attention now.”
You push Remus back into a chair and straddle him. You press your cleavage into his face as you whisper into his ear, “You may feel a small prick.”
Remus looks up, “Oh frak, you’re a transvestite!”
“No, this is what I’m talking about.” You pull the knife from behind your back and shove it into his throat. A look of stunned shock crosses his face he realizes what you just did. He slumps in the chair. You straighten your hair and leave the room.
Remus West is dead

The death of Remus West
When you get to your room you shower quickly, shave the stubble on your face and Mr. Happy, and put on your silk robe. You sit down to wait when there is a knock on the door. That was fast you think. Wonder who the lucky lady or ladies will be tonight? I hope it’s…what was her name? The red head and her friend. That would be nice.
You put on your best seductive smile and open the door.
It’s not the redhead, in fact your not sure who it is. “Oh, uh, you are not the one I was expecting but…” your eyes trail down to her breasts, “uh, whatever. Come in.”
You look her up and down again, “I don’t remember you from the party, I’m quite shocked I didn’t notice you.”
“That’s why I’m here; I am quite jealous of the other girls and wanted to show you I was worth the attention.”
“Oh sweetie, I can definitely see that! But, yeah, sorry, there were a lot of girls here tonight and just one of me. But you got my attention now.”
The girl pushes you back into a chair and straddles you. She presses her cleavage into your face as she whispers into your ear, “You may feel a small prick.”
Small prick? “Uh oh!” you think. You look at her and yell, “Oh frak, you’re a transvestite!”
“No, this is what I’m talking about.” Her arm whips out from behind her back and suddenly throat feels like it has burst into flames, and then you feel a warm stickiness. It suddenly dawns on you that this bitch just stabbed you in the throat.
You are dead

D’Anna researches Grundbegriff
Your years as a reporter for the Colonial News have taught you many things but most importantly it has honed your skills at gathering info and piecing it together. During the day you kept your eye on Unagi, you stealthily collected every piece of trash he discarded, you recorded conversations, and observed who he talk to. You place all the info in front of you and begin looking it over. After a few hours you have learned that Grundbegriff was in the Colonial Military, there are pictures of him in a Viper, and you overheard a conversation in which she said she might stand guard tonight because of an uneasy feeling.
Grundbegriff is a Starbuck

Leoben scans Newcastle
When everyone turns in you decide to get some rest before the nightly activities start for you and your partners. As you close your eyes a mental image of a woman sears your brain. You sit up quickly, unnerved. The phrase “Harbinger of Death” is echoing through your brain. “What the frak just happened?” you whisper to yourself. AS you sit their rubbing your head you realize there must be some importance to this vision. One of the humans is the Harbinger of Death and you must find her.
You sit down and relax. You free your mind to try and connect with the human. You are drawn to Newcastle. You picture her in your mind, reach out to her, but nothing happens.
Newcastle is not Starbuck

0615

Redrun was the first person to stumble into the dining area that morning. His eyes were red and his head hurt, but not enough to stop him from making the first pot of Java. Over the next hour and a half everyone had gotten up and shuffled to the breakfast tables to eat…except one.
“Hey where is that weird guy that was flirting with every female in here last night?” tru1cy queries.
“Chaosraven? He’s over there.” Stessier points him out at the far table.
“No, not the one that was hitting on everyone.”
Brendan looks up, “Ah yes, I remember him, bald and was practically dry humping the girls on the dance floor.”
Everyone look around, and it was obvious he wasn’t there.
“ I’ll get him and let him know we are eating breakfast.” Mr Bubbles walks off and everyone returns to their casual talk amongst each other.
Mr Bubbles returns running and out of breath. “He’s dead! Someone stabbed him with a knife! And I found this note…I…I thought it was suicide note but…here, you read it” Bubbles hands the note to Newcastle.
“The calm is over and the hunt begins. –The Cylons” Newcastle looks up, “Oh frak! We have some hybrids amongst us. We’ve got to lock down the area and no one leaves until we find the hybrids hiding amongst us.”
Newcastle stares ahead, “Gods of Cobol, it’s the Scorpia Incident all over again.”
Athena- Will you scan a Cylon?
Tyrol-Will you pass/fire the gun?
Citizens-Who will you execute?

[Lassr]

Day 2

Starbuck searches stessier
So your hunch was right that some were carrying handguns. Chaosraven had one. Who else may be carrying? AS you walk to your room you notice stessier fumbling with the front of his pants. You hide around the corner and watch. You notice him glance around to see if anyone is looking then he reaches into his pants and pulls something out. He tosses it the garbage and walks on to his room. You walk over and look in the garbage pail and all you see is a rolled up pair of socks. “Gross.” You say to yourself as it dawns on you what he was doing with them in his pants.
You head back to your room and decide to relax tonight because you have a feeling you’ll need your energy soon enough. You run a warm bath, remove your clothes and lower yourself into the water. You lay your head back and before long you drift off asleep. You begin dreaming of a man, he looks very familiar, he’s holding your hand and running his other hand through your hair. “I knew I’d find you some day my love.” He leans in and kisses you. About that time your daughter runs in and tugs on your shirt, “Mommy, mommy, let’s play.” You squat down beside her, “Sure sweetie, what do you want to play?”
“War, mommy.”
“What kind of game is that for a little girl?”
“You can be the harbinger of death.”
Your mind fills with scenes of explosions and screaming then you wake as a buzzing sound draws closer.
You open your eyes and standing there in front of you is the man in your dreams, and he’s holding your hair dryer. “Hi Grundbegriff, have a nice dream?”
Before you can reply he tosses the hair dryer into the tub with you. The currents surge through your body, images of the daughter you never had fade away as everything goes dark.
You were interrupted by Leoben and killed

Leoben interrupts Starbuck
Since D’anna found the one you were looking for you decide it is time to take her out before she can do any damage. You follow her to her room. On the way she stops at a waste basket and pulls out a pair of bundled up socks. “Gross.” You hear her say and then she continues her walk to her apartment. You hear the water running and you decide to try and distract her by taking advantage of this psychic connection you have with her. You send her images of you and her being married; images of yours and her daughter. You hold her, and kiss her. Your daughter tugs on Grundbegriff’s shirt, “, “Mommy, mommy, let’s play.” She squats down beside her, “Sure sweetie, what do you want to play?”
“War, mommy.”
“What kind of game is that for a little girl?”
“You can be the harbinger of death.”
After breaking the code on the lock, you enter the bathroom and pick up her hair dryer. You turn it on and walk to the tub. You send her images of explosions, screaming and death; she is startled out of her deep sleep.
You smile at her, “Hi Grundbegriff, have a nice dream?” You toss the hair dryer in the tub, her body goes into convulsions as the electricity courses through her it. Eventually the power flickers and goes out. You leave and walk back to your room.
Grundbegriff is dead

Gaeta researches Remus West
After the Scorpia Incident, it became widely known that there were hybrid Cylon that look human. It was not widely known that some of those hybrids had actually defected to the human side. You fought to keep that information secret. Your philosophy, the only good Cylon is a dead Cylon. You decide to research the apparent humans killed at night to see if there are any hybrid amongst the guests. If there are any “good” hybrids, you could use them to the humans advantage before they met with an unfortunate accident.
Remus West was the Cylon’s first victim, and no autopsy was performed because no one knew there were good hybrids, and that’s the way you want to keep it. Once everyone had went to their rooms, you sneaked into West’s room and began to snoop around. You found pictures of his wife and his new born baby. You found some schematic drawings of an enhanced Viper. It was obvious he was an engineer in the Colonial Military but hidden away under a stack of Newspapers you found his journal. You pick it up and start skimming the pages and something catches your eye. You flip back to the page and there in his handwriting are the words, “I am a Cylon!” You read on. You read about his confusion as to how it could be possible, his dedication to Admiral Adama, and his doubt about being accepted by the humans as a normal citizen. It was obvious he was a very confused Cylon.
Remus was Galen Tyrol
Athena scans kenetickid]
There was no doubt in your mind that kenetickid was a Cylon up to no good. It seemed obvious so you decide to check him to be sure. You sit down and open up your mind. You search, and search but oddly you can get no connection with him. That can’t be right, you try again but after a few hours you give up. It would seem that kenetickid is human.

D’Anna scans Isgrimnur
You had success on the first night in finding a hidden Cylon. If there is one there could be others, if not you still need to discover what some of these humans were up to at night. You decide to examine Isgrimnur tonight, you almost pick him last night but Grundbegriff left too many clues behind to ignore.
You sit down at your desk and begin to shuffle through the material in front of you. Nothing stood out until you got to a crumpled up piece of note paper you saw her toss out with her scraps of food during lunch.
You open the paper and you see notes on possible Cylon targets. And notes you recognize as Cylon symbols for band frequencies that match many Cylon communication devices. You have discovered another Cylon! One that is working with the humans to find you!
Isgrimnur is Athena

Ellen sacks up with Scoop
You are feeling extra naughty tonight. You had your eye on that blond girl that was singing the night of the social. A beautiful voice to go along with that beautiful body. You meet up with her on the way to your room.
“Hey, I just had to tell you I heard you sing the other night and you have a beautiful voice.”
“Thank You.”
“Some of those songs I didn’t recognize, did you write them yourself?”
“Yes, before the Cylons attacked I was on my way up in the music industry. I signed my first recording deal only a few weeks before the attack. Just my luck, catch a break and then everything gets frakked up.”
“Really. That is very fascinating,” You arrive at Scoop’s room, “Oh, is this your room? Uh, do you mind if I come in just for a few minutes. I’d like to hear more.”
Scoop looks at you momentarily before saying, “Sure.”
You walk into the room and sit down on the bed with her. “So what was your stage name going to be?”
“Well, my mom…”You hear her choke up a little, “My mom wanted me to use her maiden name of Swift. I didn’t think Scoop Swift sounded very good.”
“Scoop?”
“Yeah, my nickname I got from some friends in school. My real name is Deloria Taylor. I thought it would be nice to take my dad’s sides last name and mom’s side and combine them…” You can see tears coming from her eyes now.
“Oh sweetie, I’m sorry I brought up some hurtful memories.” You lean in and hug her. You pull away and brush the hair from her eyes. You lean back in and kiss her. She pulls away slightly, “What are you…” You don’t give her time to resist, you lung forward and plant a deeper kiss on her lips as your hands go to her breasts and begin to pinch her nipples. That was all it took, all the stress and emotion built up over the last few months were released at once. Scoop melts into your arms and throughout the night her stress is released over and over. A few hours later you pour her a drink and slip the memory drug into it. You propose a toast and you both drink up. A few minutes later she is out like a light.
You rummage around her room and find song notes and family pictures. She is who she said she was, Scoop is a citizen.
0630
It appeared to be a quiet night. Everyone hoped the Cylons took a break but that hope didn’t last long when it was quite obvious that Grundbegriff was not at breakfast. Mr. Bubbles look at Chaosraven, I’m not going this time. I had nightmares last night about finding Remus West. Stessier steps up, “I’ll go.”
No one could eat while they waited for the news they knew was going to be bad. A few minutes later stessier returns. “As suspected, Grundbegriff is dead. He was sitting in the tub, and his hair dryer was in the water. Electrocuted.”
“Maybe, maybe it was an accident!” Semaj says reluctantly.
“I doubt it.” Brendan says with a big sigh. “We need to find the frakking Cylon before too many more innocents die.”
Athena- Will you scan a Cylon?
Tyrol-Will you pass/fire the gun?
Citizens-Who will you execute?
930

The day started rather eventful with theohall and kenetickid in each other’s face, fingers jabbing at each other’s chests. They settled down after the Java was served, but rarely took their eyes off each other.
Meanwhile it was another day and another voting frenzy on tru1cy; Some didn’t like how he got so close yesterday and was rescued so close to the end, they suspected Cylon influence.




1045
Scoop was hungry and had written a new song she wanted to debut here. Only way anyone would pay attention to Scoop, aka Taylor Swift, was to get this Cylon vote out of the way. Tru1cy reached the magic number and Scoop sung out “Tru1cy!”
Scoop ran over to the desk, grabbed the key and unlocked the cabinet with the gun. She pulled out the gun, pointed at tru1cy and pulled the trigger. Click. “Frak, I forgot the clip.” Scoop reaches in, grabs the clip and inserts it in he gun. She pulls the trigger again. The shot goes wide, zipping by redrun’s head. “Gods Damn! Give me that gun before you kill someone else”. Redrun grabs the gun, points it at tru1cy and fires as Tru1cy is waking from his nap. The bullet strikes tru1cy in the chest. Tru1cy jumps up, “What the…Oh…is it too late to withdraw my vote again?” He falls over dead. Redrun drags the body into the storage room.
1125
As Scoop “Taylor Swift” 20906 was in the middle of her 3rd song, Redrun walks back into the room. He interrupts Scoop, “Sorry, but just had to let you know Miss Scoop, Tru1cy was human. So, if you feel like singing after knowing you just killed an innocent then please continue.”
Scoop looks at redrun, she opens her mouth but says nothing, she looks back at her audience and begins singing again from where she left off when she was so rudely interrupted.
Nothing was accomplished for the rest of the day as Scoop insisted that they relax and listen to her sing. By the time time she had ran out of her own songs and began singing children’s song, the people had had enough and turned in early.
Leoben -will you interrupt Starbuck?
Leoben -who will you scan?
Starbuck-Will you protect?
Starbuck- Who will you search for the gun?
Cylons-Who will you kill?
Ellen –who will you sleep with?
D’Anna- who will you scan?
Athena-Who will you scan?
Gaeta –will you research a corpse?
Tyrol-Will you give away the gun? (if possible)

[Lassr]

Day 3

Gaeta scans Grundbegriff
You were shocked to find a Cylon hybrid the first night. Now you wondered about Grundbegriff? You head back to your room to plan your mission for the night.
Later you wake up. You look at the clock and realize it is 0550; time to assemble for the morning roll call. What the Frak happened?
Ellen sleeps with semaj
Last night was surely fun but tonight it was time for a man. Semaj looks like he could do the job. On the way to the rooms you catch up with semaj. You walk up behind him and whisper in his ear, “Hey sexy.” He jerks around quickly, “Whoa, you startled me. I must have been into some deep thought. But, uh, Hi.”
“I really don’t want to be alone tonight, can I come in.”
“I’m not sure that is a good idea. I mean, you’re beautiful but it’s not safe out.”
“Safer together than by ourselves.” You drop the napkin you had in your hand and kneel down to pick it up. As you go down you brush your face against his crotch. As you are on your knees you look up at him, “Don’t you think so?”
He stammers, “Uh, well, yeah. I guess it couldn’t hurt.”
You stand up and take him by the hand and lead him into his room. As he is pouring a drink you walk up behind him and unfasten his pants quickly and slide them down. He turns to face you and your magic tongue goes to work.
A few hours later you exit the room, leaving behind a sleeping drugged semaj.
D’Anna scans redrun
Your luck has been excellent the first few nights; you have been able to nab a few humans that were working hard at night to put a stop to your mission. Tonight it was time to see what redrun has been up to.
You look at the notes you had been taking on redrun, and bits onfconversations you been able to record. But after your research all that you could really tell is he used to work in a lab for a feminine hygiene product company. Seems he’s just a citizen.
Athena scans theohall
There is something up between theohall and kenetickid. You thought kenetickid might be a Cylon but your scan last night proved otherwise, so it has to be theohall. You sit down to begin your attempt to enter theohall’s mind. But the only thing that enters your mind is the hammer claw that is brought down onto your head. At first you see stars but then everything fades to black.
You are dead
Cylons kill Isgrimnur
Before everyone broke up and headed to your room you got a head start on them. You grab a hammer from a storage closet and slip into Isgrimnur’s room. You wait in the bathroom for Isgrimnur to arrive. Minutes later the door opens, he goes to his bed and sits down. He removes his shoes .
As his back is to you, you slip up behind him and bring the hammer down with all your might. The claw breaks though his skull and becomes embedded in his head. His spine stiffens before his body goes into convulsions. After a few minutes semaj lays still in a puddle of blood in the floor.

0615
Everyone shuffled back into the dining room; you could tell that sleep was not easy for them, if they got any sleep at all. The past 2 days were really wearing everyone down. As they sat at the table everyone was looking around to see who was missing because they knew somebody would be missing.
It finally dawned on Chaosraven first. “It’s Isgrimnur. Isgrimnur is not here.” He gets up, “I’ll go.”
Minutes later he returns. “Dead; a hammer to his head. We must find the Cylon or Cylons before it’s too late.”
Semaj looks at kenetickid, “Lucky bastard, I’d love nothing more than to get hammered right now.”
Kenetickid, mouth gaped open, just looks at semaj.
Semaj looks back, “What? Too soon?”
Athena- Will you scan a Cylon?
Tyrol-Will you pass/fire the gun?
Citizens-Who will you execute?
1030
The group was stunned when someone stepped forward and claimed they were a Cylon, but a Cylon trying to help the humans. There were a lot of skeptics. How can you possible trust a Cylon? This day just got a lot more interesting.
1200

Arguments continued over the credibility of Brendan. Why would a Cylon help the humans? Even if he really wants to help, why risk himself so soon? If he wants to help then let him, we can always deal with him later.
Those were some of the debates raging throughout the morning.

Brendan sat alone at lunch, he fiddled with his food more than he ate. A roll flew across the table and hit Brendan in the head. Brendan looked up and semaj and stessier were sitting at the other table snickering. stessier placed 2 fingers in front of his eyes and then pointed them at Brendan and repeated the motion. Brendan scratched his nose with his middle finger.
1515
The threats of killing Brendan died down after lunch. Most wanted to give him a chance but still no one trusted him enough to get near him. He sat alone at a table, raising his voice enough to be heard. When he gets up to get closer so they could hear him, everyone would shift to the other side of the room. But Brendan was fine with that because at the moment everyone's attention seemed to be focused on redrun.
1635
As some were scrounging for snacks others continued to debate if redrun or Chaosraven should be the days kill. Stessier was looking through a cabinet, “I could really use some chips. That sounds good right now.”
“How about helping out with the voting first, then we can eat.” Kenetickid shouted back at stessier.
“Who has the most votes?”
“Redrun currently has five…” Chaosraven was interrupted by stessier. “Ok, fine redrun gets my vote.”
Chaosraven goes to the cabinet and gets the gun and hands it to stessier. “Here you go, you get the honor for casting the deciding vote.”
Stessier takes the gun, “Oh, that was the deciding vote?” He looks at the gun and fires at redrun from across the room. He misses badly. Redrun gets up quickly and runs around and hides behind Mr. Bubbles. Stessier tracks in with the gun.
My Bubbles shoves him away, ‘Frak, don’t stand next to me!”
Redrun panics and runs toward stessier screaming, “I’m human! Gods of Cobol, I’m human!”
Stessier raises the gun and fires a shot into redrun’s face. Redrun slams into a table and lands on top of it. Blood poured from the wound onto the table top. Stessier grabs the end of the table, “Someone get the other end, I’l l just take the whole table with me.”
1705
Stessier walks into the room 30 minutes later. “I found some chips.”
Everyone stops what they were doing and looks at stessier, “We got a Cylon!” Stessier stops, “Oh no sorry,” He holds up a bag “I mean I found some chips to eat. They were in a pantry down the hall, they are pretty good.”
“What the frak did you find in redrun’s head! Ass!”
“Oh, yeah, that…well, uh…I didn’t find a chip there. Sorry, Redrun was human.”
“FRAK!” several survivors shouted in unison.
Leoben -will you interrupt Starbuck?
Leoben -who will you scan?
Starbuck-Will you protect?
Starbuck- Who will you search for the gun?
Cylons-Who will you kill?
Ellen –who will you sleep with?
D’Anna- who will you scan?
Athena-Who will you scan?
Gaeta –will you research a corpse?
Tyrol-Will you give away the gun? (if possible)

[Lassr]

Day 4

Gaeta scans Grundbegriff
You barely have any recollection of last night but you know your plans were to check out Grundbegriff’s room to see if you could discover if he was a hybrid also. You made sure to down a few extra Javas before heading off to your room so you are quite wired now.
A few hours after you get to your room you figure it is safe now to explore Grund’s room. You leave your room and walk quietly down the hall. As you turn the conrner you come face to face with someone, before you can react, something heavy smashes into your skull. Bright lights fill your brain and then it slowly begins to fade away until there is total darkness.
You are dead
Cylons kill semaj
Semaj had been doing a lot of talking during the day. You suspect he may be up to something so you decide it is his time to die. AS you walk to his room you search the hallways and storage rooms for a weapon. You find a very large wrench.
You hear footsteps, you stop and peer around the corner and see semaj approaching. You dim the hall lights and wait. You raise the wrench and as he rounds the corner he looks into your face and you bring the wrench down on top of his skull. He staggers backwards and collapses on the floor. You walk up and give him one more good swing just to be sure.
semaj is dead
D’Anna scans Mr. Bubbles
You decide Mr. Bubbles needs to be your target for the day. You following him around and gather your info. You lay everything out in front of you when you get back to your room. You get nothing from the conversations you recorded; you open up a piece of paper you slipped from his jacket pocket and look at it. It’s an order form for chemicals and other materials. You analyze the list of chemicals and realize they were common ingredients for soap. That explains why everyone calls him Mr. Bubbles, he’s the proprietor of a soap company and just an ordinary citizen.
Ellen rocks Kenetickid’s world
You need a good high energy frakking tonight, and you’ve chosen the young and energetic kenetickid. As everyone leaves you follow kenetickid to his room. You slip up behind him and grab a handful of ass. It was very tight. “Wow, that is nice.”
Kenetickid jumps, “Whoa, mam, what are you doing?”
“I’m going to frak your brains out. All this killing has got me stressed out and I need a release.”
“Well, you come to the right guy.” He opens the door and you follow him in.
“Make yourself comfortable. While I pour us a drink.”
You strip off your clothes and lay back on the bed, legs wide open. Kenetickid comes back with two drinks, “Frak, you work fast.”
“I don’t waste time.”
Kenetickid strips off his clothes, gets on his knees and begins nibbling on your ankle. He then works his way up. He lingers at the sweet spot for several minutes before continuing the journey to your mouth.
As he’s mounting you from behind you think to yourself, ‘It’s going to be a shame to kill this one. Be nice to have him as a sex slave.’
Afterwards you sip on your drink as he sips on his drugged laced drink. When he falls asleep you slip from the room and return to see how your partners activites are going/
0645
No one arrived early to start the java brewing this morning. Most of the people were reluctant to leave their rooms. Only three people were present when roll call was to be performed.
Scoop decided to go around and knock on doors. Hoping everyone wasn’t dead. He bangs on Chaosraven’s door first. “Hey, you awake?” Chaosraven opens the door, “Yeah, I overslept. Everyone waiting on me?”
“No, only Me, Brendan and theohall were up early this morning. I decide to try and get everyone up and going.”
Scoop continued to round up the survivors when he came upon a body stuffed in the corner of the hallway. The face of the victim was pretty messed up. It was hard to tell who it was. He searches and finds an ID card. He gets it and takes it back with him to the dining area.
He walks in and announces, “I found a body in the hallway. I couldn’t tell who it was but I found his ID card.”
He opens the wallet and looks at the ID card.
Mr. Bubbles yells out, “It semaj isn’t it. He’s missing.”
“Yes, it was semaj.”
Athena- Will you scan a Cylon?
Tyrol-Will you pass/fire the gun?
Citizens-Who will you execute?


0825
Progress! Finally they had a Cylon to eliminate. Brendan let them know that Mr. Bubbles was a hybrid. The voting went very fast, so fast Mr. Bubbles had not even sat down to eat breakfast and was oblivious to the vote until theohall walked up to him with the gun and put a bullet through his heart. “What the…why? Mr. Bubbles mumbled as he fell to his knees. Theohall raised the gun again, “The killing stops here you frakking toaster!” He fired another shot through Mr. Bubbles’ neck, severing his spine. He fell over dead. Theohall grabs Mr. Bubbles legs and begins dragging him to the storage room for the autopsy.
0945
Everyone waited for theohall and his report. It was taking a long time, too long. When he finally did return, his eyes had a faraway look to them. “I don’t understand. I checked over and over, but there was no frakking chip. It appears he was human.”
Everyone turns to Brendan, “I thought you said Mr. Bubbles was a toaster!”
“I don’t understand. My scan revealed Cylon. Let’s calm down now, I think we should head back to our rooms and let me sort this out. It doesn’t make sense.”
Unagi steps forward, “I don’t know what the frak is going on but let’s break for a while and calm down.”[/i]
Leoben -will you interrupt Starbuck?
Leoben -who will you scan?
Starbuck-Will you protect?
Starbuck- Who will you search for the gun?
Cylons-Who will you kill?
Ellen –who will you sleep with?
D’Anna- who will you scan?
Athena-Who will you scan?
Gaeta –will you research a corpse?
Tyrol-Will you give away the gun? (if possible)
1005
Brendan is the first to leave the dining area. Stessier follows and then Scoop walks out. Chaosraven grabs theohall and plants a wet kiss on him. Theohall pulls away, “What the frak?”
Chaosraven looks into Theohall’s eyes, “Sorry, I’m quite horny.” Chaosraven rips off theohalls shirt and starts biting on his nipple. “Not here!”A shot is heard. Unagi quickly looks in the storage closet and notices the gun is missing. He looks at kenetickid, “It’s gone. The gun is gone.” Brendan and stessier come running back into the room. Stessier yells out, “I heard a shot!”
Brendan looks at him, “Yeah, stessier is dead. There must be more hybrids amongst us. We need a vote fast.”
Brendan raises his arm and points the gun at Scoop and fires. “I vote Scoop!”
Unagi raises his arm, he also has a firearm. He fires at kenetickid striking him in the face. Brendan looks at Unagi, “Where did you find that?”
“I was searching Remus West’s body for clues and he had it stuffed in a holster around his calf.”
Chaosraven grabs theohall by the back of the shirt, “Run!” he screams. He guides theohall quickly toward the door. At the last second he jerks theohall into the frame of door head first. Theohall’s head snaps back and huge cut is seen down the center of his face. His wide open eyes fill with blood.
Chaosraven stands over theohall and mutters, “Damn, I’m still horny.” He looks at Brendan, “ Thanks, that was a little premature on the shot!”
“Sorry, stessier was attacking me, luckily I took the gun from the storage closet when no one was looking.”
Chaosraven looks at Unagi, “Well, I guess you know what you’ve got to do when we get back to the Basestar.” She reaches out and grabs Unagi’s crotch. “This is mine.”
The three Cylons slip out of the quarantined area and onto a Raptor docked in the hangar. The fire up the engine and make a quick escape. Mission Accomplished.
Cyons win

[Lassr]

Night 1 --- target --- outcome

Starbuck protect(grund) --- self --- quiet night
Starbuck searches(grund) --- Brendan --- no gun
Gaeta (semaj) --- NA ---
Athena (Isgrimnur) --- semaj --- human

Ellen (chaosraven) --- stessier --- drugged 1/4
Ellen searches --- room --- citizen
D'Anna(Unagi) --- Grundbegriff --- Starbuck
Leoben (Brendan) --- Newcastle --- not Starbuck

Cylons assassinate --- Remus West --- dead


Day 1
--- ---
terminate --- Newcastle --- human
--- ---


Night 2 --- target --- outcome

Starbuck protect(grund) --- no one --- NA
Starbuck searches(grund) --- stessier --- death by Cylon
Gaeta (semaj) --- Remus West --- Tyrol Galen
Athena (Isgrimnur) --- kenetickid --- human

Ellen (chaosraven) --- Scoop --- drugged 2/4
Ellen searches --- Scoop --- citizen
D'Anna(Unagi) --- Isgrimnur --- Athena
Leoben (Brendan) --- Starbuck --- interupts


Cylons assassinate --- Grundbegriff --- dead


Day 2
--- ---
terminate --- tru1cy --- human
--- ---


Night 3 --- target --- outcome

Starbuck protect(grund) --- ---
Starbuck searches(grund) --- ---
Gaeta (semaj) --- Grundbegriff --- blocked by Ellen
Athena (Isgrimnur) --- theohall --- killed

Ellen (chaosraven) --- semaj --- drugged 3/4
D'Anna(Unagi) --- redrun --- citizen
Leoben (Brendan) --- ---


Cylons assassinate --- Isgrimnur --- dead


Day 3
--- ---
terminate --- redrun --- human

--- ---


Night 4 --- target --- outcome

Starbuck protect(grund) --- ---
Starbuck searches(grund) --- ---
Gaeta (semaj) --- Grundbegriff --- killed
Athena (Isgrimnur) --- ---

Ellen (chaosraven) --- kenetickid --- drugged 4/4
D'Anna(Unagi) --- Mr Bubbles --- citizen
Leoben (Brendan) --- ---


Cylons assassinate --- semaj --- dead


Day 4
--- ---
terminate --- Mr. Bubbles --- human
--- ---

Night 5 --- target --- outcome

Starbuck protect(grund) --- ---
Starbuck searches(grund) --- ---
Gaeta (semaj) --- ---
Athena (Isgrimnur) --- ---

Ellen (chaosraven) --- theohall --- not drugged
D'Anna(Unagi) --- ---
Leoben (Brendan) --- ---


Cylons assassinate --- stessier --- dead

[Lassr]

I was waiting for the day power to come back.

Bubbles was skirting around edges, so I gave him a scan - he's D'Anna.

Huge clue right here that could have nabbed your first real Cylon and you humans missed it!
let me underline it.

perhaps unsurprisingly, I fail to see any errors!

I think he means you gave a Role to a scan that should be Human/Cylon...

which of course is why you waited... as if waiting for the DAY RESULT:

I was waiting for the day power to come back.

AH, in that case he would be right, I didn't see where he mentioned he did the day scan in his post.

So, nevermind.

[Remus West]

Brendan made a huge mistake the day he made his Athena claim and you all missed it. When talking about Tyrol he said that Tyrol doesn't get to pass the gun only gains the ability ot shoot if scanned. Which is true. If he is scanned by the Cylons. Athena scanning him gave him the ability to pass the gun. Do you really think Athena wouldn't look into her own ability?

Really, watching it from the outside I had to agree with Semaj, it did not seem as though the humans were trying to win. Although I was extremely amused by Theohall.

[Grundbegriff]

Good catch, Remus.

[Brendan]

Brendan made a huge mistake the day he made his Athena claim and you all missed it. When talking about Tyrol he said that Tyrol doesn't get to pass the gun only gains the ability ot shoot if scanned. Which is true. If he is scanned by the Cylons. Athena scanning him gave him the ability to pass the gun. Do you really think Athena wouldn't look into her own ability?

Really, watching it from the outside I had to agree with Semaj, it did not seem as though the humans were trying to win. Although I was extremely amused by Theohall.

Man, I need to stop giving you guys any kind of credit at all. I made no mistake.

Here's redrun:


"-- Against - his shot could tip the balance for humans. For - his shot would be very likely to tip the balance for Cylons. If he's converted he joins the Cylon forum, so he knows who to pass the gun to."


Here's my response to that:

"If he's converted, he doesn't pass the gun - he just gains the ability to kill once during the day."

[Scoop20906]

Ouch, we got steamrolled. I have to say I wasn't trying that hard. I've been so busy with work and things that I just wasn't putting my mind into it. And Unagi fooled me twice. I'll be sure to test him first next time.

Good job, Cylons.