by bb2112 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:27 pm
Kermit the Frog here, reporting live on Sesame Street. Ernie has been found dead lying in the middle of the sidewalk. As far as the police can determine, he was bludgeoned to death with a blunt object. His life partner, Bert, found him when coming home with groceries from Mr. Hooper's store.
Bert, looking very distraught, turns to the camera as Kermit holds out the microphone for him to speak. "I must have just missed it. We were at Mr. Hooper's store together when I felt a rumbling in my tummy. I took a quick trip to the can, when I came out, he was dead!". Bert burst into tears.
"Did you notice anything else before you found your lover in the street?" Kermit asked.
"No, at that time I only had eyes for Ernie, however, I did hear someone singing as if they were waking away. They sang:
C is for cookie,
that is good enough for me,
C is for cookie,
that is good enough for me
C is for cookie,
that is good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C"
"There folks, you heard it here first. Oscar the Grouch is our prime suspect," Kermit stated looking back to the camera.
"Uh, Kermit, I don't think Oscar would sing that song," Bert started to stammer. "I think it might have been..."
Kermit cut him off with a fierce whisper, "Finish that sentence and I will cut you, you little bitch!" Bert immediately ran away screaming in terror.
"Well, this is Kermit the Frog here, and everyone have a great sunshiny day."
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bb2112 on Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
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