OBSOLETE -- [WW] Danger Zone! -- OBSOLETE

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:26 pm

Moliere wrote:
Holman wrote:I'm still waiting on a couple of Outbox messages to be received. I'll announce the game start when that's done.
Is it the 2 for Vorret?

He had questions about both of his roles, but now we're good.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:07 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA

So Yes and Yes.

Vorret

Vorret!!!

Vorret

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:58 am

CR, I think it is supposed to be like this or it doesn't count.

Vorret

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:58 am

CR, I think it is supposed to be like this or it doesn't count.

Vorret

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:10 am

I've replaced Morliere.

Noooooo

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:00 am

It seems cruel to be voting for Vorret when he's not even in the game.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:20 am

I have wifi but don't expect me too much. I see we still have not started. I'm not the hold up though.

Time for beignets.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:43 am

We're still waiting for one message to clear. I'm sorry for the wait.

Blame Slack a little but mostly blame me. Getting the Assassins HQ up and running has been a bit confusing.

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:13 am

Lassr wrote:I have wifi but don't expect me too much. I see we still have not started. I'm not the hold up though.

Time for beignets.

Make sure to bring some back for the rest of us.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:44 am

AND WE BEGIN. IT IS NIGHT 0.

Malory: Have I made myself clear?
Sterling: You're looking for the word yes.
Malory: Yes.
Sterling: Then, yes.

Players with special powers, please PM me:

Lana: Whom do you protect?
Malory: Whom do you scan?
Assassins: Decide on your target for the night.

Players:

1) Scoop20906
2) bb2112
3) El Guapo
4) Newcastle
5) Moliere
6) Grundbegriff
7) RMC
8) Chaosraven
9) Remus West
10) Triggercut
11) Lassr
12) Unagi
13) Vorret

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:45 am

Mod question :

I have 2 lives right?

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:50 am

Joining twice doesn't count!

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:54 am

Was he killed by his evil twin?

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:03 pm

Monday's still suck.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:24 pm

RMC wrote:Monday's still suck.

I'll drink to that!

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:21 pm

Vorret wrote:Mod question :

I have 2 lives right?

Holman wrote:Joining twice doesn't count!

What Mr. Holman meant to say:
Sorry, since you did not post this twice, the question is invalid and will no longer be available as a viable option. Thank you for playing.

On a side Note: I was in Windsor last week for business and a bunch of us went out for lunch. On the menu it had cheeseburger with bacon, so I thought, hmmm Windsor, border town, I'm sure they know what bacon is, right? Social experiment FAIL! It came to the table with ham. It was tragic.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:03 pm

Incidentally, in the spirit of keeping a fast game moving, I'll be setting deadlines in the future.

However, since this is the start turn and some players might not yet realize we're live, I'll keep it loose.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:09 pm

Holman wrote:Incidentally, in the spirit of keeping a fast game moving, I'll be setting deadlines in the future.

However, since this is the start turn and some players might not yet realize we're live, I'll keep it loose.

Footloose and fancy. Just how the Canadian twins like it.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:22 pm

bb2112 wrote:
Vorret wrote:Mod question :

I have 2 lives right?

Holman wrote:Joining twice doesn't count!
What Mr. Holman meant to say:
Sorry, since you did not post this twice, the question is invalid and will no longer be available as a viable option. Thank you for playing.

On a side Note: I was in Windsor last week for business and a bunch of us went out for lunch. On the menu it had cheeseburger with bacon, so I thought, hmmm Windsor, border town, I'm sure they know what bacon is, right? Social experiment FAIL! It came to the table with ham. It was tragic.

That's odd, to be honest, I love me some good bacon in a burger and I've never gotten anything order than "standard" bacon and I've had burgers in many places across the country.

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:35 pm

Vorret wrote:
bb2112 wrote:
Vorret wrote:Mod question :

I have 2 lives right?

Holman wrote:Joining twice doesn't count!
What Mr. Holman meant to say:
Sorry, since you did not post this twice, the question is invalid and will no longer be available as a viable option. Thank you for playing.

On a side Note: I was in Windsor last week for business and a bunch of us went out for lunch. On the menu it had cheeseburger with bacon, so I thought, hmmm Windsor, border town, I'm sure they know what bacon is, right? Social experiment FAIL! It came to the table with ham. It was tragic.

That's odd, to be honest, I love me some good bacon in a burger and I've never gotten anything order than "standard" bacon and I've had burgers in many places across the country.

But what is 'standard' bacon to you, Mr. Canadian? Hmmm... Is it round and looks like ham?

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:41 pm

Holman wrote:Players with special powers, please PM me:
Assassins: Decide on your target for the night.

Players:
9) Remus West

We kill REMUS WEST

HA.

Screw that guy for killing ME first turn thinking he'd get away with it that other game.

THE NORTH DOES NOT FORGET

Ho-Dor my ass.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:46 pm

RMC wrote:
Vorret wrote:
bb2112 wrote:
Vorret wrote:Mod question :

I have 2 lives right?

Holman wrote:Joining twice doesn't count!
What Mr. Holman meant to say:
Sorry, since you did not post this twice, the question is invalid and will no longer be available as a viable option. Thank you for playing.

On a side Note: I was in Windsor last week for business and a bunch of us went out for lunch. On the menu it had cheeseburger with bacon, so I thought, hmmm Windsor, border town, I'm sure they know what bacon is, right? Social experiment FAIL! It came to the table with ham. It was tragic.

That's odd, to be honest, I love me some good bacon in a burger and I've never gotten anything order than "standard" bacon and I've had burgers in many places across the country.
But what is 'standard' bacon to you, Mr. Canadian? Hmmm... Is it round and looks like ham?

No no, long slices that taste like heaven

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:12 pm

Fade-in: an ISIS safehouse. Dimly lit, sparsely furnished, needing maid service. Actually the back room of a bordello in the sleaziest arrondissement in Paris.

Bb2112 sat carefully on the edge of a soiled mattress, unwrapping a cheeseburger. He took a bite, frowned, and looked under the bun, shaking his head sadly.

Murky streetlamp haze flooded one side of the room as the outside door snicked open in a fumble of keys and lockpicks. Vorret slipped into the room, then rushed to the window to peer through Venetian blinds from an indeterminate decorating era. “I think I lost him,” he said.

“Lost who?” asked bb2112, brushing sesame seeds from his suit.

“I was followed. It was the weirdest thing. He looked just like… Well, just forget it. I lost him. How was Windsor?”

“Unsatisfying.”

There was a brief knock, then Chaosraven entered from the front of the establishment. “Are we all here?” he asked.

“Not yet,” answered Vorret.

Chaosraven looked twice at him. He pointed to the door by which he’d entered. “Didn’t I just see--?”

“No.”

“Fine. Listen. I'm supposed to meet Remus West. I have a message for him.”

All at once, from under a pile of bras on a desk at the side of room, a teletype machine burst into life. “ALL ISIS AGENTS,” it began, unwinding to the floor like a sinister Slinky, “CODE BLACK ALERT. ASSASSIN ACTIVITY DETECTED. KGB AND/OR ODIN INVOLVEMENT CERTAIN.”

“What the heck?” said bb2112, tossing the remains of his pseudo-cheeseburger into the wastebasket. “What is this?”

“ISIS AGENT ROSTER COMPROMISED. ANALYZE ALL IDENTITIES WITH EXTREME THOROUGHNESS. RETINAL AND FINGERPRINT SCANS POSSIBLY DUPLICATED.”

The agents gathered around, reading the tape, waiting for the worst. It wasn’t long in coming.

“AGENT UNAGI TERMINATED THIS AFTERNOON, 3 P.M. BERLIN TIME. EXERCISE CAUTION.”

Unagi is Dead!

It is now Day 1.

1) Scoop20906
2) bb2112
3) El Guapo
4) Newcastle
5) Moliere
6) Grundbegriff
7) RMC
8) Chaosraven
9) Remus West
10) Triggercut
11) Lassr
12) Unagi [Teletyped on Night 0]
13) Vorret

EDIT: True majority is 7. Deadline is Monday June 13 at 9:00 pm Eastern. Plurality counts as majority at deadline.
EDIT EDIT: Deadline is not set in stone. We'll see what works for this game and this group.

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:40 pm

Evil thought (correctly, it seems) Unagi wouldn't be protected. Who would suppose such a thing?

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:44 pm

Now that's a damn good intro!!

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bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:52 pm

Was Unagi in Berlin? What other agents were also in Berlin at 3PM? This may be easier than we thought.

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:02 pm

Very nice Intro!

And I say it was Remus West in Berlin with a bra.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:01 pm

bb2112 wrote:Was Unagi in Berlin? What other agents were also in Berlin at 3PM? This may be easier than we thought.

It only says "Berlin time" not that it happened in Berlin. Do you know something we don't?

bb2112

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:07 pm

Grundbegriff wrote:Evil thought (correctly, it seems) Unagi wouldn't be protected. Who would suppose such a thing?

Night 0 a protector is more likely to protect themselves since they only have information on themselves being good, right? The thinking could be (since Unagi's a good player) to target a good player night 0 since they're less likely to be protected then?

Or, it could be that they drew Unagi's name out of a hat.

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:24 pm

Well, this implicates me because Unagi has my number so maybe I'm being framed?

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Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:44 pm

scoop

because scoop's obviously being framed.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:44 pm

Agent lassr checking in from New Orleans. All quiet here. May have spotted Capt Jack Sparrow riding a bike.

Going back to the night protection, I believe I read that the protector could not protect themselves.

Unagi is a strong player so not an unusual kill.

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:47 pm

Lassr wrote:Agent lassr checking in from New Orleans. All quiet here. May have spotted Capt Jack Sparrow riding a bike.

Going back to the night protection, I believe I read that the protector could not protect themselves.

Unagi is a strong player so not an unusual kill.

Oh, right. Never mind then - that puts me back to the "name from a hat" theory.

But which hat???

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:49 pm

Scoop20906 wrote:Well, this implicates me because Unagi has my number so maybe I'm being framed?

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Unagi has your phone number? You take him out before he could release embarrassing info you sent him from your phone

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:04 pm

Moderator inquiry: what do you all think of a one-week deadline? Too long? Just right?

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:18 pm

Holman wrote:Moderator inquiry: what do you all think of a one-week deadline? Too long? Just right?

you in a hurry to be somewhere?

I would not go less than 10 days. 14 may be better. then decrease the days as the rounds progress.

7 days may not be enough time once we do the usual almost lynch a special and have to switch directions.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:38 pm

Lassr wrote:
Holman wrote:Moderator inquiry: what do you all think of a one-week deadline? Too long? Just right?
you in a hurry to be somewhere?

I would not go less than 10 days. 14 may be better. then decrease the days as the rounds progress.

7 days may not be enough time once we do the usual almost lynch EVERY FUCKING special and have to switch directions EACH TIME.

ftfy

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:40 pm

El Guapo wrote:
Grundbegriff wrote:Evil thought (correctly, it seems) Unagi wouldn't be protected. Who would suppose such a thing?
Night 0 a protector is more likely to protect themselves since they only have information on themselves being good, right?

Which would preclude Unagi from being the Protector, then, given no obvious choice who else to protect.

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:41 pm

El Guapo wrote:
Lassr wrote:Agent lassr checking in from New Orleans. All quiet here. May have spotted Capt Jack Sparrow riding a bike.

Going back to the night protection, I believe I read that the protector could not protect themselves.

Unagi is a strong player so not an unusual kill.
Oh, right. Never mind then - that puts me back to the "name from a hat" theory.

But which hat???

finish catching up before you post
finish catching up before you...
checking

Chaosraven · Post by **Chaosraven** » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:42 pm

Lana Kane -- "Since when is babysitting Archer my j -- oh my God, that's exactly my job."
Expert operative. Every night you choose a player to protect from assassination, not yourself and never the same twice in a row. Your death (with Katya's) ignites Archer's Rampage power.

Yeah nevermind