Sophmoric Civ4 Humor

[Jeff V]

[JuniorDan]

I want to play as that nation.

[Lee]

The only thing this thread may me think of is that I didn't get to finish my game tonight before I go on my little 6 week business trip. No Civ IV for me since my laptop decided to crash hard tonight.

[Massena]

DH: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Random Dude: "I did sir, he's my cousin."
DH: (aside) "Who is he?"
CS: "He's an Asshole sir."
DH: "I know that! What's his name?"
CS: "That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole."
DH: "And his cousin?"
CS: "He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate First Class, Phillip Asshole."
DH: (aloud)"How many Asshole's we got on this ship anyhow?"
Chorus: "YO!"
DH: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes......... Keep firing Assholes!"

[weeskwee]

so you are really playing as France?

[Bakhtosh]

so you are really playing as France?

*ding*ding*ding*ding*ding*
We have a winner!

[Biyobi]

One of the helpful hints that shows on the screen when you load up a saved game was "Never start a land war in Asia".

[Defiant]

When you want to trade for some of the later techs in the game (for the space race) the AIs won't trade it and the reason they give is "No, I want to win the game, thankyouverymuch."

[qp]

I named my first general Khannnn... mildy amused me when the other leaders had to address me!

[tgb]

Maybe I saw it wrong, but I could swear the graphic that comes up for a second when you call on Alexander (the Greeks) has him picking his nose.