Talk about your career-limiting moves!

DD · Post by DD » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:56 pm

I'm thinking this guy might be looking for new employment...

F-16 Accidentally Fires on School

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:58 pm

The pilot will be charged with vandalism.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:59 pm

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks.

~Neal

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:07 pm

Ensuring that no child is left behind...maybe a future in education?

WTH are they up to though, this Air National Guard?

Asharak · Post by **Asharak** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:36 pm

You know, there's gotta be a zillion quips to make about this story. But I can't think of any of them.

See the first quote of my sig.

- Ash

Gromit · Post by **Gromit** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:37 pm

Maybe not a thousand points of light, but there's close to 25 of 'em in the ceiling.

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:38 pm

Your Air National Guard needs to shape up.

$iljanus · Post by **$iljanus** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:46 pm

Under the No Child Left Behind act, schools that consistantly fail to meet Federal standards will warrant "special" Federal intervention...

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:52 pm

CSL wrote:Your Air National Guard needs to shape up.

I can't quite make out detail in your avatar, but it looks to me like they're your National Guard now.

EDIT: No, wait, I mean ours. Yours and mine. Not the US, eh? Beauty!

Eightball · Post by **Eightball** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:31 pm

Wonder if he was listening to music at the time he fired on the school?

We don't need no education...

Pointer · Post by **Pointer** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:34 pm

Eightball wrote:Wonder if he was listening to music at the time he fired on the school?

We don't need no education...

Maybe he was listening to a bit of Alice Cooper....Schools out for summer!

Sorry.

Default · Post by **Default** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 10:03 pm

rm -rf

Windows95 · Post by **Windows95** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:22 pm

In 2002, an Air National Guard F-16 that had been practicing attacks at the range crashed along the Garden State Parkway. The plane's pilot ejected safely, and no one on the ground was hurt.

Errant practice bombs were blamed for forest fires that burned more than 11,000 acres of the Pine Barrens near the range in 1999 and more than 1,600 acres in 2002.

Me thinks it's time to move the air base to a less populated area.