I posted occasionally on the late GoneGold boards but I lurked there for years. When the site vanished, I must admit I felt a little lost on the big old Internet. You folks are some funny bastards...but in a good way!
Anyhoo, I'm glad to see these forums!
I'm a proud Canuck who also happens to be a slacker University student. I like beer, pretty women and a good time but I'm not easy...well, not until I've had some beers....
I posted occasionally on the late GoneGold boards but I lurked there for years. When the site vanished, I must admit I felt a little lost on the big old Internet. You folks are some funny bastards...but in a good way!
Anyhoo, I'm glad to see these forums!
I'm a proud Canuck who also happens to be a slacker University student. I like beer, pretty women and a good time but I'm not easy...well, not until I've had some beers....
Yahoo!
Well slip your shoes off and come on in!
See I'm learning Canadian ettiquette
“A simple democracy is the devil’s own government.”
— Benjamin Rush --
you know, there's a funny drawing of a lady shaving a beaver that I would post but I am at work and somehow I don't think googling 'lady shaving beaver' would be appropriate
CeeKay has left the building. See him exclusively at Gaming Trend!
Just you wait. The Great Canuck Invasion nears and soon America will drown under a flood of fine beer, toques, igloos, and hockey! Fear our power. Please and thank you.
RodeoRanch wrote:Just you wait. The Great Canuck Invasion nears and soon America will drown under a flood of fine beer, toques, igloos, and hockey! Fear our power. Please and thank you.
In the South, igloos will melt. Hockey will be locked out. Toques will rot away, soaked with sweat and lost to fashion. But beer, fine beer, The Molson Canadian, is forever.
Just you wait. If forced to, we'll unleash our secret weapon! Angry French men! Sure, they might talk funny and smell a bit odd but they're fierce! Poke out your Anglo eyes with their poutine!
RodeoRanch wrote:Just you wait. If forced to, we'll unleash our secret weapon! Angry French men! Sure, they might talk funny and smell a bit odd but they're fierce! Poke out your Anglo eyes with their poutine!
That'd be funny, if WWE didn't already have a heel tag team with this gimmick.
Sylvain Grenier keeps trying to sing the Canadian national anthem in french... badly.
LordMortis wrote:Yeah, like you could ever get them out of Quebec and into the states. I am not afraid of your idle threats. You got 'em, you keep 'em.
Like I would pay attention to anyone who eats bottom feeders, lives in the south, and wishes they were French.
(You don't wish you were French, do you DZ?)
Fine Canada, you can send all of your send all of your French to the US as long as they stay south of the Mason Dixon. However, I am resolve to keep your Igloos off of my lawn.
RodeoRanch wrote:The Beaver Strike Team must prepare!
From "The War of 1812", by The Arrogant Worms:
Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn?t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest, They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn?t go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco
However, I am resolve to keep your Igloos off of my lawn.
