The remarkable titles of the Lifetime Channel.
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The remarkable titles of the Lifetime Channel.
"Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story" is on right now.
Description: A schoolteacher becomes the victim of <gasp> identity theft.
Good lord. Just when I thought they had already used up all the bad titles.
What could they possibly come up with next?
Description: A schoolteacher becomes the victim of <gasp> identity theft.
Good lord. Just when I thought they had already used up all the bad titles.
What could they possibly come up with next?
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Lifetime Movie Index. Try these: "Do You Know the Muffin Man?" "Deadly Intentions...Again?" "Trapped in a Purple Haze" and my favorite, "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?" Well gee, if you have to ask....
And if you can't find enough bad real movies make up your own with the Lifetime Movie Plot Generator
Tonight, on Lifetime Television for Women....
JoBeth Williams and Gary Cole star in "She Was Forgotten", the true story of a woman who battles an unplanned pregnancy. Despite her post-dental anaesthesia memories, with the help of her mother's love she eventually finds the courage to fight her terrible addiction.
And if you can't find enough bad real movies make up your own with the Lifetime Movie Plot Generator
Tonight, on Lifetime Television for Women....
JoBeth Williams and Gary Cole star in "She Was Forgotten", the true story of a woman who battles an unplanned pregnancy. Despite her post-dental anaesthesia memories, with the help of her mother's love she eventually finds the courage to fight her terrible addiction.
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Must see tv there..Tori Spelling and Paul Sorvino star in "Love's Innocence Betrayed", the true story of a woman who battles her addiction to prescription painkillers. Despite her husband's abuse, with the help of Clairol jumbo heated rollers she eventually finds the courage to live on her own terms.
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heh
quality thread....
Wish I could add better, but sheesh
quality thread....
Wish I could add better, but sheesh
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Linda Evans and Gerald McRaney star in "Mother, May I Binge and Purge?", the true story of a woman who battles her husband's impotence. Despite her husband's abuse, with the help of a radical new surgery she eventually finds the courage to love again.
I'm shocked both because of what I imagine that surgery would be, and because I would totally watch that.
I'm shocked both because of what I imagine that surgery would be, and because I would totally watch that.
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Elizabeth Montgomery and Antonio Sabato Jr. star in "Passion's Obsession", the true story of a woman who battles her daughter's lechrous gym teacher. Despite her husband's 23-year-old mistress, with the help of her husband's love and support she eventually finds the courage to overcome society's prejudice.
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Tonight, on Lifetime Television for Women....
Nancy McKeon and Paul Sorvino star in "Do I Look Puffy? - The Tori Spelling Story", the true story of a woman who battles a ruthless stalker. Despite chronic migraines, with the help of a twelve-step program she eventually finds the courage to heal her child.
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Judith Light and Nancy McKeon star in "I Want My Daughter Back!" Mother Amanda Andrews (McKeon) turns to the arms of a handsome missing persons officer (Doug Savant) who attempts to help her after her daughter is abducted. But is he prepared for the truth when he starts receiving secret messages from a stranger (Judith Light) who claims to be the real mother?
(I'm scared that I was able to make that up without the use of the linked website)
(I'm scared that I was able to make that up without the use of the linked website)
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Ah yes, amnesia. No wonder Clinton didn't remember having sexual relations with that woman.Valerie Bertinelli and Lorenzo Lamas star in "She Blew the President: The Monica Lewinsky Story", the true story of a woman who battles her addiction to prescription painkillers. Despite her amnesia, with the help of the true meaning of Christmas she eventually finds the courage to reconcile with her mother.
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YOU'RE scared?!?Tscott wrote:Judith Light and Nancy McKeon star in "I Want My Daughter Back!" Mother Amanda Andrews (McKeon) turns to the arms of a handsome missing persons officer (Doug Savant) who attempts to help her after her daughter is abducted. But is he prepared for the truth when he starts receiving secret messages from a stranger (Judith Light) who claims to be the real mother?
(I'm scared that I was able to make that up without the use of the linked website)
I think I saw that one.
No. Really.
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Re: The remarkable titles of the Lifetime Channel.
Heh. I was visiting with some family yesterday when this came on. It was hypnotic in its mediocrity. We were all bored senseless, but no one could look away. Every time someone mustered up the strength to grab the remote, we inevitably ended up back at this gripping tale of an innocent, screechy woman being desperately inconvenienced.Giles Habibula wrote:"Identity Theft: The Michelle Brown Story" is on right now.
If you like to watch one lady shop while another lady cancels her credit cards, then this is the flick for you!
"No! I am not that MICHELLE BROWN! I did not buy that toaster oven/SUV/lawn dart set!!!!" over and over and over again. For two hours. GAH!!
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This is an old (unattributed) Onion satire of TV listings that has always cracked me up. Yes, I had to google search "Incontinent Rhinos" to find this page (my original search forgot the word "Regional" when I tried "hit by a trolley semifinals").LIFETIME
8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband In Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television
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Linda Gray and Christopher Walken star in "Passion's Obsession", the true story of a woman who battles conviction for a crime she didn't commit. Despite her misdiagnosed illness, with the help of her mother's love she eventually finds the courage to reunite with her long-lost sister.
I think this movie needs more cowbell.
I think this movie needs more cowbell.
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