Punchlines

Giles Habibula · Post by **Giles Habibula** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:45 am

Bakhtosh wrote:"Shoot the dog"

"I don't know, but my asshole really hurts"

Those two are the exact two I was going to post. I was certain nobody here would have heard those before. Two of my all-time favorites.

Giles Habibula · Post by **Giles Habibula** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:48 am

"Who gave you the dime?"
"All of them."

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"No, you're a size 36. If you wore a 34, you'd get terrible headaches."

triggercut · Post by **triggercut** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:26 am

"I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."

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"Usually it's a snickers bar and a coke."

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"They're not THAT great. The dog's a ventriloquist."

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"I sure hope so, 'cause your tits are fucking disgusting."

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"He's not so hot. Whenever he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

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"You keep charging 50 bucks a beer and you ain't seeing many more!"

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Tscott · Post by **Tscott** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:52 am

No soap, radio!

The Aristocrates!

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:03 am

"I wanna see how you're gonna live on $100 a year"

"Oakland. There's thousands of them there."

"I'm not messing with anyone who can eat that much ice cream."

Jolor · Post by **Jolor** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:51 am

"... said the actress to the bishop."

noxiousdog · Post by **noxiousdog** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:15 am

'Fucking shit! I missed.'