Punchlines
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Punchlines
you know the routine. post your favorite punchline...but not the rest of the joke.
mine:
"That's our milking machine, it doesn't stop until it gets five gallons!"
mine:
"That's our milking machine, it doesn't stop until it gets five gallons!"
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Re: Punchlines
They made that into a bad sketch on Mr. Show!hepcat wrote:you know the routine. post your favorite punchline...but not the rest of the joke.
mine:
"That's our milking machine, it doesn't stop until it gets five gallons!"
Fucking dogs."The brick"
My punchline:
"Socialized Healthcare."
ohh and here is your rolly eyes you lost em.
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SH got more than one so....
"he was then arrested for transporting underage gulls across state lions for immoral porposes."
"I'm a frayed knot."
"Just born with them I guess."
"That was a bar bitch you ate."
"A fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and fourty bucks for a fucked up duck."
"HOW DOES IT FEEL?"
"Your the king! Your the king!"
"The bad news is that he is going to be vegatble for the rest of his life."
"No. It's a cereal."
"Look. A talking dog."
"Does this taste funny?"
"moo."
I have way too many favorite jokes to list.
"he was then arrested for transporting underage gulls across state lions for immoral porposes."
"I'm a frayed knot."
"Just born with them I guess."
"That was a bar bitch you ate."
"A fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and fourty bucks for a fucked up duck."
"HOW DOES IT FEEL?"
"Your the king! Your the king!"
"The bad news is that he is going to be vegatble for the rest of his life."
"No. It's a cereal."
"Look. A talking dog."
"Does this taste funny?"
"moo."
I have way too many favorite jokes to list.
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I only found out that was a really old joke when it was posted on GG shortly before it's demize. When I told it to friends they looked at me like a should have been around 25 years ago."Nope its only ice cream."
I can't believe people have heard the brick joke. The world is now a happier place for me to live in. I used to love telling it when I was a more vibrant, alive, and outgoing person.
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"You're a mean drunk, Superman!"
I know that joke and just the reading the punchline made me chuckle. I haven't heard that joke in a LONG time.
Another funny one."I can't believe he still believes in genies!"
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Couple more I thought of:
"My friend is out there picking watermelons"
"Look Helen I got some hand lotion"
"There's always next year" The mantra of a KC Chiefs Fan.
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4. Oh, so *you're* Wade Boggs
3. Care to shake hands with the Loch Ness monster?
2. Who's burning argyles?
1. She's in the distillery making Johnnie Walker Red
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I don't know ANY of these jokes. Does that make me a homosexual?
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