Jones Soda Co. (the "Company" or "Jones Soda" or "Jones") (OTC:JSDA - News; TSX VENTURE:JSD - News), announces today its limited edition holiday pack of five new seasonal flavors which includes: Green Bean Casserole Soda, Mashed Potato & Butter Soda, Fruitcake Soda, Cranberry Soda and Turkey & Gravy Soda.
"Our holiday pack takes the work, worries and cost out of preparing a turkey dinner, so our consumers can spend more time with their loved ones. We even included utensils," says Peter van Stolk, President & C.E.O. "We realized consumers are concerned about the 2,000 calories that each full holiday meal contains. That's why we made our sodas zero calories and zero carbs. Now, you can enjoy all the mashed potatoes and butter without worrying about the carbs."
I kept looking for an indication that this was parody, but if it is, I'm a dupe today.
For the second year, Jones Soda has partnered with Toys for Tots and will be donating a portion of the sales to the organization with a goal of raising $50,000.
Unless fruitcake soda takes off more than I expect, I think the tots may wind up disappointed.
Nope, they're real. You can get Jones soda all over the place here and they're always doing crazy flavors. They had the Turkey and Gravy soda last year, too. I didn't try it myself but I heard it was pretty nasty.
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