Yes. They have all happened to me.yossar wrote:Are ALL these stories about Metalhed Brian?
Thankfully, I live a far more boring and sedate life these days.
I don't remember, is the chain puking in Egyptian cab story in there?
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heh for perfect timing and spontaneous humor that one certainly set a high mark.Zaxxon wrote:We've got a good start on the historical threads over at The OOWiki. The Sopina image is there, but I don't believe its thread is.Giles Habibula wrote:edit: Bakhtosh, you wouldn't happen to have the 'sopina' thread archived somewhere as well, would you? I've been searching for that one all these years too. All I've been able to find are Kratzer's infamous 'document', and some occassional vague remembrances whenever the topic comes up.
He's traveling for work this week and may only have sporadic internet access. Will pass it along though.Ænima wrote:I have a good friend putting together an anthology of shit-related, humorous stories to pitch to publishers. Being old school GG, I sent him a copy of Metalhed's Worst Day Ever and he said it would be perfect. I've tried to message Brian with no luck, so if you know him and could pass on the word, that would be great.
My friend's Facebook page for the book is here:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=337119701176" target="_blank
-Ben
OK, fine...miltonite wrote:By the way; UnicornPoint, we are still waiting....
PM sent.Brian wrote:Cool.
I haven't seen any PM's in my inbox. What do you need, if anything, from me?
Shoot me a PM or post details here.
Be careful what you wish for. I doubt the brown trousers (or Depends) chronicles of a decrepit Brian would be quite so amusing…
Nothing in my life currently warrants quite the writeup that would match the events of my younger days. For good or ill, I've become pretty boring.
What an idiot.Brian wrote: ↑Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:20 am 1. She asks a client if their dog is current on heartworm medication (Heartguard, etc) as they had seen a rise in cases.
The customer told her, "oh, she's an indoor dog so we don't worry about it."
Wife: So, your dog poops/pees in the house then?
Customer: Oh no, we let her out for that.
Wife: Well, that's where the mosquitos are.
Customer: But we live in a gated community.
The exit is over there. Go. Now.Blackhawk wrote: ↑Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:41 amWhat an idiot.Brian wrote: ↑Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:20 am 1. She asks a client if their dog is current on heartworm medication (Heartguard, etc) as they had seen a rise in cases.
The customer told her, "oh, she's an indoor dog so we don't worry about it."
Wife: So, your dog poops/pees in the house then?
Customer: Oh no, we let her out for that.
Wife: Well, that's where the mosquitos are.
Customer: But we live in a gated community.
Mosquitoes can buzz themselves in!
Well you know, only the "good" mosquitos live in our neighborhood.Brian wrote: ↑Fri Nov 20, 2020 8:20 am 1. She asks a client if their dog is current on heartworm medication (Heartguard, etc) as they had seen a rise in cases.
The customer told her, "oh, she's an indoor dog so we don't worry about it."
Wife: So, your dog poops/pees in the house then?
Customer: Oh no, we let her out for that.
Wife: Well, that's where the mosquitos are.
Customer: But we live in a gated community.