[WTF!?!?] German Pensioner wrecks police car

[Kschang77]

German Pensioner went to a train station on Thursday, but was making a scene. Police got there and told him that his train only runs on Saturdays. He got so mad, he used his crutch to do $3000+ Euros worth of damage to the police car (windshield, mirrors, lights, and bodywork).

The police spokesman remarked calmly, "He will have to pay for the damages, of course. Though, for the amount of damage he did, he could have bought a small car and drove himself to the Munster (his destination). "

http://reuters.excite.com/article/20041 ... ER-DC.html

[Crowley]

"Do you see what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass?"