Is there a "I like you as a friend" line for women

[MzDarm]

I think the best "I like you as a friend" line for women is

"I'm not ready for a serious relationship"

Would that work? As stupid as I am, I would be all like "Great! Neither am I. But I am sooo ready to fool around."

You also have to clarify what "fool around" means to her. For me it did NOT include 3rd base.

MzDarm
Nueva York

[slambie]

Is there a "I like you as a friend" line for women

Yes, it's "Take yo ass to the curb, bitch!"

[ArmyOfOne]

Next time you're with her slip a picture of goatse.

Offer to autograph it for her.

[LordMortis]

You also have to clarify what "fool around" means to her. For me it did NOT include 3rd base.

I'm cheap and easy....Who am I kidding? I'm free and easy.

"fool around" goes as far as it goes. It's gone much further than I ever thought it would go in some cases, and not nearly far as I would have liked in others. I think I've only ever defined how far I would go once, and 6 or 7 drinks and a lot of laughs and later we blew right past that line. almost by mistake. That was potentially the only "fool around" regret I would ever have. Thanx be to whatever powers are out there that neither of us had to regret it.

[Discalced]

Is there a "I like you as a friend" line for women

There's no such line for anyone who likes you that you continue to spend a significant amount of time with.

[Coskesh]

Man what a long day, all of your posts put a smile on my face.

Is there a "I like you as a friend" line for women

There's no such line for anyone who likes you that you continue to spend a significant amount of time with.

Well said Discalced, well said.

don't launch a pre-emptive anti-romance strike until it is clearly evident she is massing her armies of love to invade your borders.

I've been known to do that, but by the time the armies have massed, it's too late.

I did mention I'm a guy right? If we went to dinner and she put a move on, I don't think I could turn it down since it's been so long. Heck, is there a timeline in which you become a virgin again?

If only I was 10 years younger, I could put it in her butt and blame it on irresponsible youth.

As for you Asian fans, I enjoy Asian women as much as the next guy, but when you have a hard time communicating basic things, how the hell are you supposed to have a relationship when communication is so important? Or is that why you are envious of the situation - less talk, more sex?

Even though my gut says to stay away, dinner never killed anyone. Maybe she just wants someone to take wet Tshirt pictures of her. 8)

Thanks for the replies.

[Mookee]

You're going to marry this girl.

[Mr. Fed]

It would be wrong to lie to her and tell her you are gay.

However, if she draws the wrong conclusion that you are gay, that's not your fault, is it?

So if you accidentally left some gay porn in the VCR, and when she came over, invited her to turn on the TV while you go to the kitchen to get her a drink --

Where to get the gay porn? Details, details. Try the "pay it forward freebies" thread.


Of course, I believe that the more traditional line expected of a male in this situation is "Whew! Wow, that was really great! Um, I've got a really early meeting in the morning. I'll call." Followed by quickly getting dressed and leaving and then not answering your phone for three weeks.

[The Evil Dead]

Next time you're with her slip a picture of goatse.

Offer to autograph it for her.

I'm so gonna do that someday.

[Odin]

You're going to marry this girl.

Hah!

[Poleaxe]

You deserve the meaningless sex for the stress she's putting you through worrying about it. And she's going to be hurt either way, you might as well walk away happy.

[Odin]

At least my penis will cry white tears of joy. I hope yours does too.

[tjg_marantz]

Missed a lot of the thread but has anyone told him to ask Matrix?

[Peoux]

This thread is useless without photos!