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dbt1949 wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:08 pm A long time ago my stepson got a tactical vest that holds ceramic plates to make it bullet proof.
He never has got the ceramic plates so now he throws on the canvas bag (vest) and fills it full of water and hopes that slows the bullets down.
A true redneck would get some griddles out of the kitchen a cut the handles off.
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Jaymann wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:58 pm
dbt1949 wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:08 pm A long time ago my stepson got a tactical vest that holds ceramic plates to make it bullet proof.
He never has got the ceramic plates so now he throws on the canvas bag (vest) and fills it full of water and hopes that slows the bullets down.
A true redneck would get some griddles out of the kitchen a cut the handles off.
...and give up corn bread? I think they'd just leave the handles stick out of the vest. :mrgreen:
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em2nought wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:43 pm
Jaymann wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:58 pm
dbt1949 wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:08 pm A long time ago my stepson got a tactical vest that holds ceramic plates to make it bullet proof.
He never has got the ceramic plates so now he throws on the canvas bag (vest) and fills it full of water and hopes that slows the bullets down.
A true redneck would get some griddles out of the kitchen a cut the handles off.
...and give up corn bread? I think they'd just leave the handles stick out of the vest. :mrgreen:
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Florida man strikes again and brings his woman with him.

https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/41476134/f ... tion-death
A Florida couple who told police that they fed their children only raw fruits and vegetables was charged on Wednesday in the starvation death of their 18-month-old son, authorities said.

Ryan Patrick O'Leary, 30, and Sheila O'Leary, 35, of Cape Coral, were indicted by a grand jury on charges of first-degree murder, aggravated child abuse, aggravated manslaughter, child abuse, and two counts of child neglect, State Attorney Amira Fox said at a press conference Wednesday.

The O'Learys called police on Sept. 27 when they noticed that their toddler had gone cold, and despite their attempts to resuscitate the child, he was pronounced dead when paramedics arrived at their home, according to Fort Myers News-Press.
The 18-month-old only weighed 17 pounds, according to a Cape Coral police report obtained by The Associated Press, which is about the amount a 7-month-old should weigh.

The couple told police they were vegan and fed their children only raw fruits and vegetables.
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DUI man in pickup demolished wall at airport, crashed into rental car counter like Kool-aid man. Has suspended license, high on synthetic pot, and unlicensed firearm in vehicle... AND resisted arrest.

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Im tired of drunks in cars. Just drag them out and beat them to death. These are the type people that NEVER learn their lesson. Drinking is a disease but driving IS a CHOICE and a dumb one.
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A LOT of people learn their lesson after one DUI.
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Especially after they've been beaten to death.
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Totally true.
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I'm sure most here will actually appreciate this dude https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... fight.html
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He sounds mentally disturbed, which caused him to sadly freak out and kill his friend.
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That's not what em2 is going for though. He needs to have a political discussion outside R&P because he feels like his voice isn't loud enough to be heard in R&P. So he brings it here to EBG because he thinks people won't call him out on it. But this pathetic attempt to insult anyone who doesn't agree with him politically is just sad.
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hepcat wrote: Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:04 pm That's not what em2 is going for though. He needs to have a political discussion outside R&P because he feels like his voice isn't loud enough to be heard in R&P. So he brings it here to EBG because he thinks people won't call him out on it. But this pathetic attempt to insult anyone who doesn't agree with him politically is just sad.
I know. But it's not what it is, and it's not worth validating the trolling.
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True.
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Man, you have to go through a covid-19 checkpoint to get into the Conch Republic? :think:
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Florida woman this time.....

https://www.iheart.com/content/2020-05- ... istancing/
A Florida woman was arrested after she tried to kiss strangers at a bar and refused to leave. Police said that Audra Adams, 32, was asked to leave Monkey Bar and Grille in Indialantic after several customers complained that she was attempting to make out with them.

Adams refused to leave and began to argue with the staff. They eventually got her outside, but she remained in the parking lot and called 911. She told the dispatcher that the bar was violating social distancing guidelines issued by the state as part of its reopening plan.

She called 911 five times, including once after officers had arrived and once while she was speaking to them.
For 32 she sure looks 60.
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The watermark isn't doing the image any favors.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Isgrimnur wrote: Mon May 25, 2020 9:36 pm The watermark isn't doing the image any favors.
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There is nothing wrong with the image. Florida actually looks like that.
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Jaymon wrote: Tue May 26, 2020 2:24 pm There is nothing wrong with the image. Florida actually looks like that.
It's where beauty goes to vomit.
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