Silly pics...what'cha got??....maybe NSFW

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:49 pm

If ranch is a yellowish color dont eat it. Whiter the better.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:50 pm

Ranch with a yellowish color? Runny ranch dressing? WTF is happening here?

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:55 pm

Hot dogs and catsup, living together!

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:59 pm

Holman wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:46 pm One of the peculiarities of my FIL's dementia is that he really likes to put creamy salad dressing on his non-salad food.

Pizza, potatoes, any hot breaded fried food, many breads, a philly, etc.. etc... etc...

Ranch does not belong on cold breakfast food. After that we can negotiate. Most things that you can put cheese on, you can dip in ranch.

...

I got nothing on yellowish ranch. Nor do I intend on ever having experience on that subject.

Post by **ImLawBoy** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:00 pm

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:55 pm Hot dogs and catsup, living together!

Someone always has to take it one step too far.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:09 pm

I feel the need to buy some ranch dressing for something. Not sure what yet but for something.

Z-Corn · Post by **Z-Corn** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:05 pm

When I was a kid my Mom used vinegar as punishment for "naughty words". I'd get a big ol' soup spoon thrown in my mouth and my jaws held shut until I swallowed.

Now I drink a shot of vinegar every morning. Fuck you Mom!

JetFred · Post by **JetFred** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:19 pm

How in the hell did that list get more comments that any silly pics in recent memory?

Sudy · Post by **Sudy** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:23 pm

Because people crave to express and share their individuality.

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:18 pm

Kraken wrote: ↑Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:30 pm Just 3 -- raw fish, coconut, peas.

3 Also - peas, coconut and raisins.

Raisins are the peas of baked goods -they ruin everything they touch.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:56 pm

I eat a large bowl of Kellogg's Raisin Bran every morning. Sometimes two.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 11:09 pm

Exodor wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:18 pm
Kraken wrote: ↑Wed Jan 22, 2020 5:30 pm Just 3 -- raw fish, coconut, peas.
3 Also - peas, coconut and raisins.

Raisins are the peas of baked goods -they ruin everything they touch.

Golden raisins add a unique sweetness in...um, something that I make occasionally. Can't remember what right now, but they're just right for it. Don't condemn all of raisinkind if you haven't had the golden kind.

Raw fish will just kill you.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:21 am

Love raisins. Plain or in sweet potato casserole.

gbasden · Post by **gbasden** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:53 am

Raisins and peas are both awesome. Vinegar is a horrible, horrible flavor.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:08 am

No! No!...Bad gbasden.

Max Peck · Post by **Max Peck** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:23 am

There's nothing on that list that I'd refuse to eat because I dislike it, but there are number of high-oxalate foods that I'm not supposed to eat. Is avoiding kidney stones the same as being a picky eater?

morlac · Post by **morlac** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:26 pm

Sudy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:23 pm Because people crave to express and share their individuality.

Plus they spelled lettuce lettuse.

Hrdina · Post by **Hrdina** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:47 pm

stessier wrote: ↑Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:02 pm My score is 37.

I'm at 12.

Or, I'm at 210 if you count cauliflower and eggplant as 100 each, as seems appropriate.

Kasey Chang · Post by **Kasey Chang** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:53 pm

Zero.

I can't help but notice they misspelled "lettuse".

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:55 pm

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:52 pm

Sudy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:23 pm Because people crave to express and share their individuality.

This is where we come do learn and share which Disney Princess we are without becoming part of a tracked analytic group, right FishPants?... Right FishPants?

(When did we get new smililes?)

coopasonic · Post by **coopasonic** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:04 pm

Max Peck wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:23 am Is avoiding kidney stones the same as being a picky eater?

No. Avoiding excruciating pain is just sensible.

JetFred wrote: ↑Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:19 pm How in the hell did that list get more comments that any silly pics in recent memory?

The actual silly pics get a smirk, the list requires a response... particularly when we learn one of our mods hates vinegar. Hell, he probably thinks hot dogs should be boiled too!

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:24 pm

A boiled hot dog is just fine. You need to start with the right hot dog though. A Ball Park Frank is going be an ucky bit of bologna in tube that needs to drowned in condiments no matter which way you cook it. You need a high quality natural casing dog, preferably from Koegel or Dearborn. If you can't get high quality natural casings locally, then Vienna will do in a pinch if you must. Something like Nathan's is OK if you absolutely have no choice and have a craving and need a substitute and can settle. Going anything less than Nathan's and no thanks. As much as I would like to be nine again, I'm not.

Post by **ImLawBoy** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:25 pm

Boiling is wrong - it needs to be just barely simmering.

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:32 pm

ImLawBoy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:25 pm Boiling is wrong - it needs to be just barely simmering.

Fine, simmering is fine. But then so a vinegar ketchup on that dog... mmm vinegar ketchup....

stessier · Post by **stessier** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:33 pm

ImLawBoy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:25 pm Boiling is wrong - it needs to be just barely simmering.

Can you simmer it in vinegar instead of water?

Edit: Dang, LM beat me to it!

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:42 pm

Ah, back to the old high-priced 30-minute hot dogs vs the three minute 50-cent hot dogs.

Post by **ImLawBoy** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:48 pm

30 minutes at even a low simmer is going to ruin that high class hot dog.

wonderpug · Post by **wonderpug** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:35 pm

ImLawBoy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:48 pm 30 minutes at even a low simmer is going to ruin that high class hot dog.

With a simmer that long you probably wouldn't like vinegar-based BBQ sauces.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:41 pm

ImLawBoy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:25 pm Boiling is wrong - it needs to be just barely simmering.

mori · Post by **mori** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:15 pm

I'm 0 on the Do Not Eat List. I have not had snails but if a chef prepares them the way they should be, why not? Of all the things I have seen people eat, the hardest time I would have would be chicken feet. Something about that just creeps me out.

I use to be a very picky eater but being the youngest of 5, my parents could care less. "He will eat it if he gets hungry enough". I use to eat cereal dry even growing up on a dairy farm. Just did not like the texture. I think this all changed when I started cooking as a teenager and learning about food. Almost nothing is off the table for me now.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 pm

Hot dogs are inferior to Polish sausage and many bratwurst options.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:55 pm

Hotdogs in super hot water is so 70s. Nuke is the only acceptable flavor saving way to cook a hotdog.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:10 pm

Daehawk wrote:Hotdogs in super hot water is so 70s. Nuke is the only acceptable flavor saving way to cook a hotdog.

Freyland · Post by **Freyland** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:45 pm

Pics, or it (this thread) didn't happen.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:56 pm

Freyland wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:45 pm Pics, or it (this thread) didn't happen.

Post by **ImLawBoy** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:23 am

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:28 pm Hot dogs are inferior to Polish sausage and many bratwurst options.

I'm debating between two responses to this.

Snarky:

It's a shame you've never had a good hot dog.

Sincere:

They're different and all are good for different reasons and different occasions. None are inherently inferior to any others.

gbasden · Post by **gbasden** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:49 am

Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:10 pm
Daehawk wrote:Hotdogs in super hot water is so 70s. Nuke is the only acceptable flavor saving way to cook a hotdog.

+1000000

Archinerd · Post by **Archinerd** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:09 am

Hrdina wrote: ↑Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:47 pm
stessier wrote: ↑Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:02 pm My score is 37.

I'm at 12.

Or, I'm at 210 if you count cauliflower and eggplant as 100 each, as seems appropriate.

zero for me.
My 3 year old has 55.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:15 pm

His first statement must be wrong. I dislike sriracha.