Octopus Overlords

https://twitter.com/britishmedieval/sta ... 4666589184

https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a8o1Rwd_460sv.mp4

Super melon cutting.

???

Note the penalty called.

Ahhh! Thank you.

For Marchand that should be a five minute major.

I want this

What game is that last guy from?

Dark Soul?

LordMortis wrote: ↑Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:13 pm I want this

Reminds me of a Brian Regan bit

LordMortis wrote: ↑Mon Nov 12, 2018 12:13 pm I want this

Good premise, not wild about the illustrations.

A Map of the U.S. Created Out of 1,000 Song Titles That Reference Cities, States, Landmarks & More

Wish I could see the map better but not enough to buy it. I am part of the problem...

link

A Japanese Illustrated History of America (1861)



"George Washington defending his wife 'Carol' from a British official"



"George Washington straight-up punching a tiger"



"Together, John Adams and the eagle kill the enormous snake that ate his Mom. The power of teamwork!!!"

Nailed it.

So...there's a giant ass behind the tiger for some reason.

I look forward to knowing it's significance in American history.

Found this during an image search for something else.

Unfortunately, those signs are necessary. My kids play AYSO. I'm a division coordinator. I've had valid complaints about parents and coaches for the U8 and U7 division that are warranted. These aren't 10 year olds. These are 6 and 7 year old kids. Most of the parents and coaches are great but no all of them are. Twice each season we have coaches read things like this to parents. Sometimes the issues arise on the very same day that the coaches read these to the parents. It's pretty ridiculous how some parents behave.

By all accounts, this is not photoshopped.

Holman wrote:

By all accounts, this is not photoshopped.

But what does Sammy Hagar have to say about it?

That video is deceiving. It says he is 6'3". Im 6' so his shoulders are as tall as me. So those other cattle around him come to my waist. They are tiny. Makes him look bigger.

Yeah, those other cows must be 3' tall. What the hell kind of cows are 3' tall? I'm having a harder time believing they exist than Knickers.

Just saw a video of it. It's legit.

The other cows are regulation size.

The Internet tells me the average Holstein cow stands 55-58" when fully grown - so that one is about 20" taller. It's pretty big.

And according to guinness world records it's not the tallest.

dbt1949 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:26 amAnd according to guinness world records it's not the tallest.

Nobody can stand before the might of The Tallest!

Y'all are forgetting Babe, Paul Bunyon's ox.

Unagi wrote: ↑Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:24 pm

Shouldn't that be cow power?

dbt1949 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:33 pm Y'all are forgetting Babe, Paul Bunyon's ox.

I am not.

For reference:

Sideshow Bob wrote:Mr. Simpson, you are forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.

Homer wrote: I am not

Sideshow Bob wrote:Yes, you are