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Post by Moliere » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:11 pm

GreenGoo wrote:
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I can't help but notice no weights are attached.
I see weight moving up and down in the middle behind her.
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Post by GreenGoo » Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:28 pm

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I can't help but notice no weights are attached.
I see weight moving up and down in the middle behind her.
I don't know what that is but the stack of weights behind her isn't moving. Normally a machine like this has a pulley rope down through the center of the weights that moves freely and you use a pin through the weight to "attach" that weight to the rope/wire/thingy. This machine looks different from the ones I'm used to (from decades ago) but I think what we're seeing is a freely moving mechanism that you "attach" the weights to, without any weights attached.

The gif is too low res for me to actually figure it out though. My guess is that what we're seeing is the normal mechanism without weights attached. You should be seeing that black stack at the back split in two with the top half (the weights being used) going up and down and the bottom half (the weights not being used) sitting still.


edit: Nope, I'm wrong, you're right. I zoomed in and while it's still fuzzy there are clearly "something" that is probably weights moving and the yellow sphere-looking thing is probably the pin. I'm not familiar with this particular machine.

So the conclusion is: Nice adductions girl! Particularly from full (hyper?) extensions.

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Post by McNutt » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:46 pm

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How many times did you watch this. Please be honest.

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Post by TheMix » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:50 pm

Three before I noticed your comment and posted. :D
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Post by GreenGoo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:42 pm

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How many times did you watch this. Please be honest.
5 before I say your text at the bottom and wrote this response.

Who knows what the future will bring.

Edit: copying the mix I see. Well, here we are anyway.

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Post by coopasonic » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:13 pm

My mother-in-law could be the woman in that gif. She is terrified of all reptiles, even the tiny little lizards we get around our garage. I try to tell her all they do is eat spiders and she says she'd rather have the spiders.
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Post by dbt1949 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:21 pm

What they don't show is the lizard eating her.

Or how about....Geico commercials are harder to film than you think.
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Post by GreenGoo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:44 pm

I'd rather the spiders too, but I live with only benign spiders working on the insect population, not baby eating monster spiders like in other parts of the world.

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Post by Paingod » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:45 pm

The only "freak out" I ever seem to get is when I feel something and move my hand to brush it off - and come into contact with something. That goes from addressing an itch to "OMG WHAT WAS THAT?! WHERE DID IT GO?!" in about 0.14 seconds.

Lizards, frogs, snakes, spiders, beetles ... no problem holding, touching, whatever.
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The kinkiest meat tenderizer I've ever seen can now be yours for only $30 from Williams-Sonoma: https://www.williams-sonoma.com/produc ... beVqStRmU

I have to say I'm very disappointed in the reviews, which all appear to be genuine, serious reviews.

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Post by Jaymann » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:43 pm

It's all fun and games until the spikes kick in.
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Post by Alefroth » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:45 pm

You have to go to Amazon for that.

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Post by Z-Corn » Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:57 pm

Prolly be good for pork butts.

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Post by Smoove_B » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:14 pm

MHS wrote: have to say I'm very disappointed in the reviews, which all appear to be genuine, serious reviews.
It's like there are still corners of the internet that haven't been corrupted. Because I had to look at that like 4 times and actually follow the link before I believed it was genuinely being sold as a meat tenderizer.

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Post by Archinerd » Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:31 pm

Jaymann wrote:
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It's all fun and games until the spikes kick in.
That's by design, It's a tenderizer.

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Post by Holman » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:32 pm

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You have to go to Amazon for that.
Whether it's bottom round steak, some serious jerky or a pork butt that needs some extra rub, THIS handy tool is a time saver for anyone who loves pounding meat. One side is all about beating that piece until it's tender and juicy with your powerful mallet. The other side allows you to get personal as you slowly massage the tougher muscles until they gently release allowing for a much deeper penetration.

And after you are done abusing your meat, this amazing tool is super easy to clean and dishwasher safe.
And if the Amazon shopping suggestions are any guide, there are few meat-related kitchen products that -don't- look like sex toys.
Much prefer my Nazis Nuremberged.

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Post by Alefroth » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:54 pm

Holman wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:32 pm
Alefroth wrote:
Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:45 pm
You have to go to Amazon for that.
Whether it's bottom round steak, some serious jerky or a pork butt that needs some extra rub, THIS handy tool is a time saver for anyone who loves pounding meat. One side is all about beating that piece until it's tender and juicy with your powerful mallet. The other side allows you to get personal as you slowly massage the tougher muscles until they gently release allowing for a much deeper penetration.

And after you are done abusing your meat, this amazing tool is super easy to clean and dishwasher safe.
And if the Amazon shopping suggestions are any guide, there are few meat-related kitchen products that -don't- look like sex toys.
True enough. And most look like they'd get the Marquis de Sade's seal of approval.

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Post by Brian » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:17 pm

When not in use, the meat tenderizer can be stored in this convenient carrying case.

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Post by GreenGoo » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:24 pm

Two piercings is too many.

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Post by Moliere » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:37 pm

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Post by Daehawk » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:05 pm

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Link to a site with a 29.4 billion pixel or 195 gigapixel photo you can zoom into and see people's faces even.
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Post by Daehawk » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:57 pm

I know that wasn't for me but I ma huge TOS fan ,..always have been..coulda asked my wife....and that pic made me happy...more than it should. A bright spot in a terrible day again.
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Post by MHS » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:38 pm

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Post by GreenGoo » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:53 pm

Max (some people believe him mad) would have just grabbed and eaten it. You've come a long way, baby.

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Post by infinitelurker » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:56 am

I’m on mobile so apologies if this doesn’t link properly, but I thought this would be of interest in our welcoming of the overlords:

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Post by TheMix » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:06 am

You trying to give Smoove a heart attack? You need a NSFSm warning on that! :D
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Post by The Meal » Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:22 pm

Yeah, but it'll give MHS a lady boner.
Not a pathological narcissist.

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Post by dbt1949 » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:37 pm

A lady boner.
I've never heard that term before.
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Post by McNutt » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:44 pm

I wish I'd never encountered one. Thanks, Thailand.

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Post by GreenGoo » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:34 pm

McNutt wrote:
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I wish I'd never encountered one. Thanks, Thailand.
:clap:

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Post by Moliere » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:18 pm

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Post by stimpy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:28 pm

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That first dude needs to grab some seaweed and floss.
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Post by TheMix » Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:29 pm

Nope. Nope. Nope. No thank you.
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Post by McNutt » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:34 am

That shark isn't fat. It's just big cartilaged.

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Post by Isgrimnur » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:59 am

Deep Blue
Shark fans are buzzing about a possible sighting of Deep Blue, widely believed to be one of the world's largest great whites, off the Hawaiian coast earlier this week.

Divers spotted the huge shark, whose size and markings were said to resemble those of Deep Blue, during a Jan. 15 excursion off Oahu's North Shore, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser reported. Shark conservationist Ocean Ramsey told the paper she was leading an expedition to monitor tiger sharks feeding on a nearby whale carcass when the massive shark approached their boat.

"She was just this big, beautiful gentle giant wanting to use our boat as a scratching post. We went out at sunrise, and she stayed with us pretty much throughout the day," Ramsey told the newspaper, adding that the "shockingly wide" shark looked pregnant.

Deep Blue swam into the internet spotlight several years ago when a Discovery Channel film crew spotted her during a Shark Week shoot off Mexico's Guadalupe Island. In video later shared widely on social media, the gargantuan creature swam up to the crew's dive cage and poked around curiously before disappearing back into the blue.

At the time, she was estimated to be approximately 20 feet long and was considered to be among the largest great white sharks ever caught on camera. Discovery's crew pegged her age at more than 50 years.
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Post by Kraken » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:11 am

How is a great white "gentle"?

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Post by Z-Corn » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:17 am

Yeah, and WTF do they mean, "wanted to use our boat as a scratching post"?

You mean, "wanted to capsize our boat and eat us all"?

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Post by Lassr » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:49 am

McNutt wrote:
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I wish I'd never encountered one. Thanks, Thailand.
:lol:
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Post by GreenGoo » Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:30 pm

McNutt wrote:
Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:34 am
That shark isn't fat. It's just big cartilaged.
They can't all be homeruns.

A for effort.
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