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Post by dbt1949 » Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:23 am

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Obviously cleaver would sound like weaver. I asked my friend Heath and my other friend Heather.

Did either one of them know?
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It's actually totally safe for work
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This was captioned "Air Force Take-Your-Son-to-Work Day". I LOL'd, even though I suspect that it's photoshopped.

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Post by GreenGoo » Sat May 11, 2019 1:16 am

Holy shit do not look at that smoove.

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Holy shit do not look at that smoove.
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Post by Blackhawk » Sun May 12, 2019 1:02 am

Damn, that's a saucy tart.
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Pop!
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Needed that.
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And...?
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Post by Holman » Wed May 22, 2019 8:11 pm

It looks worse in some fonts.

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Post by GreenGoo » Wed May 22, 2019 10:22 pm

That's an E spooning his (or her! they?) t partner.

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Post by Holman » Wed May 22, 2019 10:47 pm

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That's an E spooning his (or her! they?) t partner.
Sanitize it all you like, but that E is clearly jerking off.

(Fun fact: for a couple of centuries, the ampersand "&" was treated as the English alphabet's 27th letter.)
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Still waiting for my car dashboard to tell me to watch out for a man sitting on a toilet.

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I should look in the red circle, right?

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Post by LordMortis » Fri May 24, 2019 12:16 pm

I almost feel like this should go in R&P but this is like pages and pages and pages of silly picks in one twitter feed.

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And now for some safety tips.

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it's a slow day at work, and I received this email after lunch asking for access to a folder on a file share...

I had to respond.

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Post by stessier » Fri May 31, 2019 9:01 am

I wish I had thought of this.

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Hah!

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Post by Drazzil » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:20 pm

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I remember reading that comic when I was young... I didn't get it. :shock:

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-something witty-

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Post by Blackhawk » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:33 pm

I know the song. I like the song. I just didn't know it had lyrics. I always figured it was just the sound of a man speaking his dying words while gargling vaseline. But, yeah, I get it now.
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Post by GreenGoo » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:42 pm

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I know the song. I like the song. I just didn't know it had lyrics. I always figured it was just the sound of a man speaking his dying words while gargling vaseline. But, yeah, I get it now.
Whoa Black Betty! Bramble Jam! Whoa Black Betty! Pam Ballam! Whoa Black Betty! Rambutans!

It's funny, see? :D

Except this: Whoa Black Betty! Panda lamps! ( I guess?)
Edit: Too many t's.
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Post by Blackhawk » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:57 pm

Also, I recently discovered the I like rambutans.
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Blackhawk wrote:
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Also, I recently discovered the I like rambutans.
Whoa Black hawk, rambutans...
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Post by JetFred » Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:10 pm

I knew I had finally achieved racial sensitivity when I resisted constantly singing that song to an African-American secretary named Betty at a former job, he said with no sense of irony. True story. Given my upbringing, I thought that was progress. I dare say no more, lest this post get moved to R&P.
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