Hey Fellow Filmmaker!
Yippee! Hurray! You are now officially part of crowd-funding history! Adam (I call him Rif, and you’re working with us, so maybe you should too) and I need you to be the first to know (because you’re working with us) about an important decision we’ve made in regards to the making of “Director’s Cut”.
We’ve decided that once we receive 2,000 contributors (we currently have 1,952), we are going to start making this movie. We’ve started writing and funding already, but we’re going to really start production. Already. We’re not going to wait another 33 days until the campaign is over. We’re not going to wait until we reach our final goal of $999,972.
We’re going to begin RIGHT NOW! My buddies at NASA say you can interpolate until the cows come home, but extrapolating is dangerous. Screw them, we’re going to extrapolate our asses off. We trust you and your friends to come through with the rest of the cash and we’re making this movie no matter what. I’m willing to sell Rif’s ass if I have to, we’ll get it done.
That makes YOU part of crowdfunding history. For the first time ever, a crowdfunding project is going into production before the crowdfunding part is even complete! We trust the same way you’ve trusted us. We trust that more people will get behind our mule. We trust that enough money will come in. We want to give you some instant gratification. You deserve to see your hard earned contributions in action now!
The first thing we’re going to do is hire a no-kidding world class casting director. We already have the perfect person in place, but we can’t/won’t make the official announcement until we cross the 2000 contribution mark (which should happen in the next 23 hours).
You’ll be VERY pleased with the selection that Adam and I have made. Once the casting director is in place, we’ll start assembling the cast and approaching our top choices for the female star. Casting is important to our movie. As I’ve said many times, I’m not the star, I’m the bad guy. The star of the movie is a woman, and she’s the victim AND the hero and it’s wicked hard acting. We won’t know what we can really pay this woman until we get a little more of our budget in place, but we can sniff around. Also the two male leads (remember I’m JUST the bad guy, and so so bad), have to be cast. So, we’ll get a casting director and we’ll all know ASAP who our stars are.
In the past week or so, we‘ve also received many requests for signed collectibles and memorabilia. Adam and I just posted a beautiful Gallery Quality poster that will be signed by the entire cast. The posters are listed on the site for $295. But since you’ve already distinguished yourself as a Director’s Cut supporter, I’m offering one to you for just $175. Use the discount code HelpPenn to claim your special discount (don't forget to click the "validate" button). (One of our cheeses at FundAnything is a real collector, and he pushes for this kind of thing – I love it too – I have my Dylan autographed poster and you’re not getting that – I’ll sell Rif’s ass first).
This poster is a Limited Edition and should go fast, (like Rif’s ass) so act now to avoid disappointment.
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Love,
Penn
P.S. Just because we are starting to make Director’s Cut doesn’t mean we can relax in regards to the fundraising part. Please keep spreading the word and let your friends, family and co-workers know how cool it is that you and I are making a movie together. This is fun.