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Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 1:49 pm
by coopasonic
Paingod wrote:We're an atheist household, and just walking into a typical church makes my skin crawl because of the long history of ignorance, open hatred, and abuses I associate with them. I joke with my wife that I'll burst into flames if I'm ever forced into one.
I was married in a church. The church caught fire later that afternoon.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 2:13 pm
by ImLawBoy
coopasonic wrote:Paingod wrote:We're an atheist household, and just walking into a typical church makes my skin crawl because of the long history of ignorance, open hatred, and abuses I associate with them. I joke with my wife that I'll burst into flames if I'm ever forced into one.
I was married in a church. The church caught fire later that afternoon.
It doesn't count if you're the one setting the fire.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 6:42 pm
by dbt1949
Being a pagan I plunder the churches first then burn them (and any monks).
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 6:44 pm
by dbt1949
Being almost 68 and a pagan I got to be the first one of us going to hell.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 11:54 am
by Kraken
dbt1949 wrote:Being almost 68 and a pagan I got to be the first one of us going to hell.
Keep a spot warm for me.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 12:02 pm
by Max Peck
Kraken wrote:dbt1949 wrote:Being almost 68 and a pagan I got to be the first one of us going to hell.
Keep a spot warm for me.
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?
The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."
"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."
The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 12:17 pm
by Jaymann
Abandon post, all ye who enter here.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 1:47 pm
by coopasonic
As my seven year old son said about the opening scene of Rogue One where the imperials land a half mile walk away from the dwelling, "It makes it more dramatic."
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:06 pm
by wonderpug
coopasonic wrote:As my seven year old son said about the opening scene of Rogue One where the imperials land a half mile walk away from the dwelling, "It makes it more dramatic."
In the Force Arena game, Krennic's Death Squad Leader spawns a pair of Death Troopers every so often. You always want to deploy the leader as far back as possible so he has more time to spawn troops as he walks to the battle area.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:00 am
by coopasonic
It's funny. I have a few episodes left in the season and feel no urge to watch it.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:31 pm
by dbt1949
I am getting low on a seasoning.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:18 am
by coopasonic
Dammit people if you aren't going accurately use EST vs EDT, just use ET.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:25 am
by wonderpug
coopasonic wrote:Dammit people if you aren't going accurately use EST vs EDT, just use ET.
It's just like people whom don't know when to use whom say it anyway to whoever they're speaking to.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:29 am
by Paingod
coopasonic wrote:Dammit people if you aren't going accurately use EST vs EDT, just use ET.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:48 am
by Isgrimnur
You should phone home to tell them that.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:12 pm
by Kraken
If it's really just lettuce it's scarcely worthy of being called a salad. Proper salads need only a hint of dressing because they're chock full of flavors.
Blackhawk's story reminds me of when I used to pick up trash bags full of slightly wilted lettuce from our local Burger Chef every few days to feed to our pet guinea pigs. Worst pets ever. All they did was foul their cage...probably because they lived on wilted lettuce. They did not live long, and I did not mourn them.
Not that Blackhawk's family were guinea pigs.
OK, that didn't go where I planned and everything I type just makes it worse. Abandon post! It's not even about sauce.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:15 am
by Daehawk
Are you lost Rod?
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:38 am
by Kraken
No, I'm right here. I'm just too high to be posting. This is your brain on drugs.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:32 pm
by morlac
Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:42 am
Holman wrote:If we start replying to things posted in this thread, doesn't it become another Random Randomness?
It should be more of an 'out of context' thread, but from a high enough level, it would be tough to tell the difference. Honestly, I don't expect this one to have legs.
Im pretty high and totally enjoy a good pair of legs.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:36 pm
by dbt1949
Mmmmmm, fried chicken!
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:48 pm
by Jaymann
Mmmmmmm corned beef.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:51 pm
by Isgrimnur
I'm glad to be in a place in my life where I don't feel the need to cut coupons or worry about cheap/free fast food giveaways.
Mom used to carry calculator when we went grocery shopping to make sure we stayed within the budget. I don't even try to keep a running total in my head.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:20 am
by Moliere
Stupid capitalism, making prices go down and quality go up.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:31 am
by dbt1949
and where do you live?
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:15 pm
by Isgrimnur
FAA Statistics through 2016
U.S. Accident Rate (per 100,000 flight hours)
2001-05 Baseline: 7.97 accident rate, 1.27 fatal accident rate, 2.36 fatality rate
...
2016: 3.45 accident rate, 0.54 fatal accident rate, 0.93 fatality rate
(57% decrease in accident rate)
FAA Helicopter statistics through 2016
The overall accident rate fell to 3.19 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with 3.67 accidents in 2015. The fatal accident rate fell slightly to 0.51 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with a 0.52 rate in 2015. However, the rate is down from 0.65 in 2014 and 1.02 in 2013.
In raw numbers, there were 106 helicopter accidents in 2016, including 17 fatal accidents. That is a 12 percent decrease compared to the previous year and a 27 percent decrease compared to 2013.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:05 pm
by Drazzil
Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:15 pm
FAA Statistics through 2016
U.S. Accident Rate (per 100,000 flight hours)
2001-05 Baseline: 7.97 accident rate, 1.27 fatal accident rate, 2.36 fatality rate
...
2016: 3.45 accident rate, 0.54 fatal accident rate, 0.93 fatality rate
(57% decrease in accident rate)
FAA Helicopter statistics through 2016
The overall accident rate fell to 3.19 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with 3.67 accidents in 2015. The fatal accident rate fell slightly to 0.51 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with a 0.52 rate in 2015. However, the rate is down from 0.65 in 2014 and 1.02 in 2013.
In raw numbers, there were 106 helicopter accidents in 2016, including 17 fatal accidents. That is a 12 percent decrease compared to the previous year and a 27 percent decrease compared to 2013.
Huh...
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:48 pm
by Jaymann
You just haven't been hungry enough.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:01 pm
by Moat_Man
Octopus Overlords, the game design/game media retirement home.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:19 am
by coopasonic
Is it inappropriate to be jealous? It feels inappropriate.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 8:56 pm
by Jaymann
What city was he referring to?
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 1:56 pm
by Sudy
So that's what, like five songs? Lol
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:15 pm
by Zarathud
That word is not strong enough.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 2:17 am
by KKBlue
Sleepy-time tea did not work.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:15 am
by dbt1949
Did it have caffeine in it?
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:32 pm
by coopasonic
Is Isgrimnur the only person on this board with access to Google? Asking for a friend.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:33 pm
by wonderpug
coopasonic wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:32 pm
Is Isgrimnur the only person on this board with access to Google? Asking for a friend.
Isgrimnur can you Google this question for me?
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:40 pm
by Isgrimnur
It works when I go incognito, so I assume that's it's accessible to others. At least a few, anyway.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:51 pm
by LordMortis
Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:40 pm
I assume that's it's accessible to others.
Can you verify that for me?
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2020 5:06 pm
by Isgrimnur
Sure, just run this installer for me.
Re: Wonderpug's Abandoned Posts Thread
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:39 pm
by Kraken
Tax policy and budgets are how civil civilizations fight. I wonder if we'll ever go back to our biggest clashes being over fiscal percentages.