The invasion begins.....

[DD*]

Cephalopod Marines - definitely NSFS (Not Safe For Smoove)

[Jeff V]

So if octopus is claiming the "turf" side of the plate, what kind of "surf" would you pair it with?

[GreenGoo]

The tone is perfectly set to paralyze Smoove with terror. I lol'd.

Whatever you do don't link the one where the octopus leaps out of the water and runs down a crab on dry land.

Or the one where the octopus is eating a seal alive.

I'm starting to think Smoove has it right.

[Max Peck]

Cephalopod Marines - definitely NSFS (Not Safe For Smoove)

The fish doing a spit-take at the end is perfect.

Or the one where the octopus is eating a seal alive.

No, no, that's not what's happening at all. You see, when a seal and an octopus love each other very much...

[Jeff V]

Cephalopod Marines - definitely NSFS (Not Safe For Smoove)

The fish doing a spit-take at the end is perfect.

Or the one where the octopus is eating a seal alive.

No, no, that's not what's happening at all. You see, when a seal and an octopus love each other very much...

Seal meat! That's perfect for a post-octopalyptic surf-and-turf.

[gilraen]

Octopus finds its way through an extraordinary maze

[Ralph-Wiggum]

How about an octopus armed with a jellyfish?

[gilraen]

Octopus figures out how to open a jar

[Holman]

Sucks to be a crab in a jar.

[LawBeefaroni]

Wales.

Dozens of octopuses were spotted emerging from the ocean every night for the past few days along the Welsh coast in what is being touted as a rare occurrence.

As many as 25 curled octopuses were seen three nights in a row including Friday at New Quay beach in Ceredigion in west Wales. Brett Stones, the owner of SeaMor Dolphin Watching Boat Trips which ran dolphin tours in Cardigan Bay told the BBC he saw the octopuses as he returned from a day at sea and added it was unusual for them to come onto land.

"It was a bit like an end of days scenario," he said. "There were probably about 20 or 25 on the beach. I have never seen them out of the water like that."