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A new hip.

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I don't have a spare hip (mine are wore out anyways) but I have a prostate you can have.
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My dad got a new hip yesterday morning! Surgery went well.

He's 77, though.
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I got a new knee a couple of months ago. When I told my physical therapist that my hip was hurting worse than my knee she said "Oh, well, recovering from a total hip is a snap compared to knee." So there's that.
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It's not buy one get one free?
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Holman wrote:My dad got a new hip yesterday morning! Surgery went well.

He's 77, though.
For right now the dr. wants to try cortisone injections along with anti-inflammatories and physical therapy, but hip replacement is definitely in my future, some time before the end of the year.
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And here I thought dbt was getting more goats.
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funnygirl wrote:I got a new knee a couple of months ago. When I told my physical therapist that my hip was hurting worse than my knee she said "Oh, well, recovering from a total hip is a snap compared to knee." So there's that.
I'd hope the PTs would learn to avoid using that phrase with their elderly patients. :lol:
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My son didn't get a new hip, but he did break his. He's 6. Getting old sucks.
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Year's supply of Cialis?
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The Meal wrote:
funnygirl wrote:I got a new knee a couple of months ago. When I told my physical therapist that my hip was hurting worse than my knee she said "Oh, well, recovering from a total hip is a snap compared to knee." So there's that.
I'd hope the PTs would learn to avoid using that phrase with their elderly patients. :lol:
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We let you win Cineplexity Game 14. Don't be greedy.
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A sandbox.

What kind of warranty are they giving you on that hip? Is it a 5 year (go cheap, he ain't gonna last that long) or 20?
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Jeff V wrote:A sandbox.

What kind of warranty are they giving you on that hip? Is it a 5 year (go cheap, he ain't gonna last that long) or 20?
Whatever it is, it will probably outlive me.
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Did your wife check the resale market?

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Carpet_pissr wrote:Year's supply of Cialis?
With a month's supply of hookers and blow.
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For a 65 year old with everything, rather than an object, you could give an experience. He may have everything he needs or wants, but he probably hasn't done everything.
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Jaymon wrote:For a 65 year old with everything, rather than an object, you could give an experience. He may have everything he needs or wants, but he probably hasn't done everything.
Sure, like snowboarding on a new hip!
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So he can get a discount on the second replacement!
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