One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
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One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
I spent 90% of the money I made on women, booze, and drugs. The other 10% I just pissed away.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
The comments made me laugh.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
I dont get it. Its a story about a guy killed by an elephant and no comments.
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It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
Sometimes Nature wins.
Edit: Dammit Isgrimnur!
there are 4368 comments so far.Daehawk wrote:I dont get it. Its a story about a guy killed by an elephant and no comments.
Edit: Dammit Isgrimnur!
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
You forget your coffee this morning?
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
Nothing below the 2nd picture loaded the first time.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
My heartfelt condolences go out to the elephant's family.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
This morning I too shot an elephant in tgb's pajamas.
I was surprised they fit.
I was surprised they fit.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
I used to hunt and have great respect for it. I'm not a fan of trophy hunting though. Not at all. I'd never wish the death of a trophy hunter though. I can't get behind that kind of hatred.
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Really?
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
"Rot in hell" is probably a bit strong, but I can't muster even the slightest bit of sympathy for the guy.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
In a Yahoo news comments thread, that's pretty tame. Heck, it's almost a show of good will.McNutt wrote:I used to hunt and have great respect for it. I'm not a fan of trophy hunting though. Not at all. I'd never wish the death of a trophy hunter though. I can't get behind that kind of hatred.
"I hope he rots in hell!"
Really?
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
Yes. I honestly can't either.Skinypupy wrote:"Rot in hell" is probably a bit strong, but I can't muster even the slightest bit of sympathy for the guy.
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Re: One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas
The guy and his party are walking along and come across a group of elephants in heat. The elephants charge so he and his entire party open fire.
Everyone just starts shooting into the herd. The story doesn't even bother to tell us how many elephants died, or if any of the herd survived.
Geezus.
Everyone just starts shooting into the herd. The story doesn't even bother to tell us how many elephants died, or if any of the herd survived.
Geezus.