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One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas

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How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.

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The comments made me laugh.
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I dont get it. Its a story about a guy killed by an elephant and no comments.
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Sometimes Nature wins.
Daehawk wrote:I dont get it. Its a story about a guy killed by an elephant and no comments.
there are 4368 comments so far.

Edit: Dammit Isgrimnur!
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You forget your coffee this morning? :P
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Nothing below the 2nd picture loaded the first time.
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My heartfelt condolences go out to the elephant's family.
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This morning I too shot an elephant in tgb's pajamas.
I was surprised they fit.
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Over 7600 comments now and really gaining steam.
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I used to hunt and have great respect for it. I'm not a fan of trophy hunting though. Not at all. I'd never wish the death of a trophy hunter though. I can't get behind that kind of hatred.

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Really?
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"Rot in hell" is probably a bit strong, but I can't muster even the slightest bit of sympathy for the guy.
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McNutt wrote:I used to hunt and have great respect for it. I'm not a fan of trophy hunting though. Not at all. I'd never wish the death of a trophy hunter though. I can't get behind that kind of hatred.

"I hope he rots in hell!"

Really?
In a Yahoo news comments thread, that's pretty tame. Heck, it's almost a show of​ good will.
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Skinypupy wrote:"Rot in hell" is probably a bit strong, but I can't muster even the slightest bit of sympathy for the guy.
Yes. I honestly can't either.
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The guy and his party are walking along and come across a group of elephants in heat. The elephants charge so he and his entire party open fire.

Everyone just starts shooting into the herd. The story doesn't even bother to tell us how many elephants died, or if any of the herd survived.

Geezus.
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