Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
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Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
I have an appointment in a week to schedule a total hip replacement.
I figure it will only be a day or so until l turn into Billy Crystal impersonating an old Jewish man.
I figure it will only be a day or so until l turn into Billy Crystal impersonating an old Jewish man.
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Re: Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
Take heart, though. My 78-y.o. dad got a new hip a month ago, and he says he feels like a new man.
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Re: Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Hope all goes great though.
Hope all goes great though.
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Can't wait to use, "But Doc, will l be able to play the violin???"
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Re: Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
Just like sectioning a chicken. Slice at the joint.
Good luck.
Good luck.
There is no hug button. Sad!
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And make sure to keep the old one, just in case!
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Hip replacement surgery: Basically a medical mid-life crisis where you divorce the Ol' Ball n' Socket for a younger one with firmer jams.
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The doctor told me I needed a spine.
I told him that was true ever since I got married.
I told him that was true ever since I got married.
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The old one just keeps nagging and nagging.Freyland wrote:Hip replacement surgery: Basically a medical mid-life crisis where you divorce the Ol' Ball n' Socket for a younger one with firmer jams.
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Good luck!
Make sure it has built in WiFi to make firmware upgrades easier.
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Re: Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
At least it isn't my balls this time.Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
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Re: Ouch, my crotch, er, my hip!
It's Hippilicious
Make sure you ask your doctor about medical marijuana .. and handicap placards for your car .. and viagra
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Ain't nobody got time for that
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Ain't nobody got time for that
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Holman wrote:And make sure to keep the old one, just in case!
Also, SOUP!
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I was told a couple of months ago I needed hip replacement surgery, but decided to put it off as long as possible. A cortisone shot works wonders (for as long as it lasts).
I'll soon need another.
I'll soon need another.
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Had to ge ta shot in my shoulder. Amazing how good that works.
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They work if you are sedentary, 10 miles a day, not so much.
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Surely SOMEBODY has done that.Default wrote:Holman wrote:And make sure to keep the old one, just in case!
Also, SOUP!
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When's your surgery? I'll take you out for soup when it's done.
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Ugh tell me about it. Not in hip replacement territory yet but my it bands hurt all the time now. They hurt lying down at this point.Default wrote:They work if you are sedentary, 10 miles a day, not so much.
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I go see the surgeon in a week, so I will have a better idea how long l will be out. Fortunately, our sick leave rolls over from year to year, so l have about 4 months of it. I'd have to carry disability insurance, if l had a different job.
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August 14th, I get it ripped out. After I wake up from the surgery, they will have me walking a few steps. The next day, some more walking, then they release me into the wild. I'll be staying at a friend's house where there are few steps, then I will be going back to my house. Because I have a stick and my clutch hip is being replaced, I will have to borrow one of the kids' Civics if I need to go anywhere.
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Cool, so I'll still be as good as new for that September marathon you're running! It is a bionic hip, right?
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You don't make money running a marathon.Jeff V wrote:Cool, so I'll still be as good as new for that September marathon you're running! It is a bionic hip, right?
And yes, I am looking forward to being a cybernetic killing machine.
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Don't tell Kenya, 3/4 of their GDP is prize money from distance races.Default wrote: You don't make money running a marathon.
Now, are you going to be a benevolent killing machine like Robocop or an evil one like the other Robocop?
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Yes.Jeff V wrote:Don't tell Kenya, 3/4 of their GDP is prize money from distance races.Default wrote: You don't make money running a marathon.
Now, are you going to be a benevolent killing machine like Robocop or an evil one like the other Robocop?
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Have they told you how long PT will last? Sounds like you'll be doing it in-house, which is what I will need in order to keep working. From my own research I guess you have to re-learn how to do things like tie your shoes and pick up boxes, at least for the short term. Any discussion on that?
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It is kind of funny how we are now moving from vasectomy discussions to knee and hip replacement discussions, no doubt to move on to cataract surgery discussion soon.
Tracking the graying of OO via our surgery discussions.
Tracking the graying of OO via our surgery discussions.
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Three years ago. And as anyone who has had it done can tell you, it is one of the strangest procedures a person can go through.hentzau wrote: cataract surgery
Not unpleasant. Just odd.
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Ain't nobody got time for that
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Ain't nobody got time for that
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Let's not overstate though. He's getting a bionic ass, after all.
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I can aready crack Brazil nuts with my buttocks, so the implied upgrade fills me with glee. PT will be inhome and based on strengthening the muscles and making it easier to move around, which prevents bloodclots. I will be on cumatin as a preventative. It will be strange to not have the constant lower back issues.
Oddly enough, l will be cleared for sex before l'm cleared to drive a stick shift.
My Subaru is wasted...
Oddly enough, l will be cleared for sex before l'm cleared to drive a stick shift.
My Subaru is wasted...
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Three for three!hentzau wrote:It is kind of funny how we are now moving from vasectomy discussions to knee and hip replacement discussions, no doubt to move on to cataract surgery discussion soon.
Tracking the graying of OO via our surgery discussions.
(Actually, for vision correction, but, same deal)
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Coumadin (warfarin)Default wrote:cumatin
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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or try to get a prescription for Huma-Abedin
or try to get a prescription for Huma-Abedin
Spoiler:
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Ain't nobody got time for that
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Ain't nobody got time for that
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Get creative.Default wrote:Oddly enough, l will be cleared for sex before l'm cleared to drive a stick shift.
My Subaru is wasted...
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When I go to the doc next week Im telling them Im done with experimenting with new drugs.....just give me my old one back or dont give me anything and let me hurt because I dont want to be a kickback guinea pig with stuff that has bad side effects or can kill me.
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I'm not on any drugs.
Maybe I should be?
Maybe I should be?
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Recovery time for nearly everything is six to eight weeks, except for extreme bending, like touching my toes.
Postal "full recovery" where I can go back to working ten hours a day, is more like six months. In the mean time, I need to order a raised toilet seat and some other items to avoid dislocating the replacement hip on the incision side of the hip. One of the things that is verboten is crossing the legs, even at the ankles.
The nuns are going to be so angry at me....
Postal "full recovery" where I can go back to working ten hours a day, is more like six months. In the mean time, I need to order a raised toilet seat and some other items to avoid dislocating the replacement hip on the incision side of the hip. One of the things that is verboten is crossing the legs, even at the ankles.
The nuns are going to be so angry at me....
"pcp, lsd, thc, tgb...it's all good." ~ Kraken