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Go Navy!
OKANOGAN, Wash. -- Look! Up in the sky!

It's a bird.

It's a plane.

No, it's a phallic skydrawing, and a military aircraft may be the culprit.

Okanogan residents told The Spokesman-Review that they saw the male genitalia deliberately being drawn in the skies above their town by a jet around noon Thursday.
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Looks more like that hat on an Arbys sign but whatever.
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Shouldn't this be in the "Misbehavior in the military" thread? :pop:
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This is at the top of my Google News page via the BBC.

Along with the warning that the following images may be offensive.
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Top Gun 2: The Penile Gambit

Top Gun 2: Top Dong
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"Sir. We don't call it that anymore."
So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
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Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Dick: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
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So the Navy accepts 13 year olds now?
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McNutt wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:37 am So the Navy accepts 13 year olds now?
Exactly. Junior High behavior.
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The pilot's name isn't Dylan Maxwell is it?
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I was inverted.
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Hypnotoad wrote:The pilot's name isn't Dylan Maxwell is it?
Couldn’t have been him - no ball hairs.
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