Bagels suck
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Re: Bagels suck
You thinking that emoji is photo-realistic explains a lot about the quality of bagels you've based your opinions on...
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Re: Bagels suck
It is when compared to the other bagel emojis.
I'm not convinced Microsoft or Twitter even realize bagels are food.
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Re: Bagels suck
Those emojis seem to imply that some people eat their bagel closed, like a sandwich. This is strange and frightening.
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Twitter and Google look like some unholy burger-like monstrosity.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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You do eat a bagel like it's a sandwich if you get it from Tim Horton's, toasted, with an egg, sausage, and cheese in it. For two bucks, no less. Screw the east coast "there is only one way to Bagel." Tim Horton's got it goin' on. And that cheese is American, so you get to piss off Canadian East Coast Millenials for having no culture. So it's especially a threefer yummy. It could run for GOP office.
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With egg, sausage, and cheese you are eating a sandwich, not a bagel. The bagel becomes an element, not the feature. You don't get a burger and say you're eating a bun!
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You do if Friendly's were still around here, circa 1990. Friendly's has sour dough bun that totally made an otherwise 'meh' burger.
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Headin to Friendly's for the Sour Dough
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I disagree with the Google image. I have a Pixel (so straight Google Android) and the bagel is a chocolate frosted donut with sprinkles.
Never mind - I found it. But searching for "bagel" returns a chocolate covered donut with sprinkles, which is odd.
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Re: Bagels suck
Dude, even fast food bagels aren't that terrible, compared to that picture.
Wherever that is, sucks.
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I think you need to toast it more.
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Re: Bagels suck
Toast twice, cream once.
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Re: Bagels suck
Sure, but no one would call a burger patty on a bagel a hamburger without raising a few eyebrows.
A bagel is a defining feature of the sandwich. It's not interchangeable with basic sliced bread, just as a wrap is not interchangeable.
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Re: Bagels suck
Is that cinnamon on top of the right one? Dear God, please say no.LawBeefaroni wrote: ↑Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:01 amIt's the only way to be sure.
Edit: Never mind, I zoomed in. You sent it through a toaster over again AFTER the cream cheese was applied. Not sure I like that, requires a second slathering of CC after that....to take a way the burnt taste.
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Re: Bagels suck
omg, was that a picture of the way you *like* your bagels?
That can't be true. I thought it was a picture of how sucky the bagels are in your neck of the woods. Because that's exactly what it is.
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Aliens reference actually. I posted the photo because Guapo called for a celebratory toasted bagel.GreenGoo wrote: ↑Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:30 amomg, was that a picture of the way you *like* your bagels?
That can't be true. I thought it was a picture of how sucky the bagels are in your neck of the woods. Because that's exactly what it is.
I like them with a light toast on them to kill the chewy bready texture. Well, I don't like bagels exactly but I'll eat them. With a light toast.
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Need a gallon of water just looking at it.
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You're hiding the filling. Is that because...worms? It's filled with worms, isn't it?
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Technically, they are grubs.
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Serious business.
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Man I could use a bagel right now.
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If it's a St. Louis tradition to desecrate their bagels this way, it's no wonder that I can't find any good ones in this city.
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Nailed it.Tony Posnanski wrote:This isn’t a hit. This is “Hey let me find the worst and cheapest way to feed 25 people with 12 bagels."
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On the news this morning, they said people in St. Louis are as mystified as anyone.Ralph-Wiggum wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:58 pm If it's a St. Louis tradition to desecrate their bagels this way, it's no wonder that I can't find any good ones in this city.
I suspect this comes from St. Louis, OK, a known hotbed of anti-bagelite activity.
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Heard this on the radio this morning. I couldn't figure out what they were talking about with "bread sliced" bagels. I envisioned just what they link showed and thought that was ridiculous, if not impossible, given how soft a good bagel is and assumed they just meant they were cut in to two semi circles. Nope. How do you even cut a bagel like that and who wants people touching their bagels to slice them that way?
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It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Though they talked about it being a thing at Panera (known locally as the St. Louis Bread Company). Since that's seemingly where most people here get bagels, seems likely that it did originate in St. Louis, MO.Jeff V wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:33 amOn the news this morning, they said people in St. Louis are as mystified as anyone.Ralph-Wiggum wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:58 pm If it's a St. Louis tradition to desecrate their bagels this way, it's no wonder that I can't find any good ones in this city.
I suspect this comes from St. Louis, OK, a known hotbed of anti-bagelite activity.
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I can actually see the genius in it, if you’re looking to maximize the amount of toppings you are wanting to consume. Think of the amount of cream cheese you can consume that way.
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I don't always put cream cheese on bagels, though. Something like a jalapeno cheddar is fine as-is. Slice it into wafers and you'll not get proper appreciation of the topping.
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Re: Bagels suck
If I treated bagels as a delivery device, I would concur. Like Fries or plain chips or a ritz. More surface to goodies would be a selling point. See the venerable waffle fry as the example. Ideally a bagel is an acceptable form of morning calorie injection plain. Then butter or spread jelly or penaut butter or egg or cheese or meat, etc... just make it better.
OtOH, those might very well make good hors devors with a good dip or fondue or whatever people do next to them. *shrug*
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Re: Bagels suck
Thus man invented spoons. Also, if they're sliced like that they would get stuck in the toaster.LordMortis wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:33 pm
If I treated bagels as a delivery device, I would concur. Like Fries or plain chips or a ritz. More surface to goodies would be a selling point.
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