[Movie] Wolfenstein, er...Overlord

[naednek]

Well that explains why this post was blocked at work. It wasn't violence, it was the talk of boobs and vayjayjays

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[naednek]

Or maybe it was GreenGoos link

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[Archinerd]

Or it could be Issie's picture of a limp train.

[Rumpy]

Stories need to be told with as much violence and nudity or lack thereof as the teller decides they require.

Sure, I understood that and even said as much. There's a point to it in the story. It's when it starts to take over that I have a problem and that isn't great storytelling. Writers are always on the fine line of telling and showing and sometimes end up showing more than they should. *shrug*

[em2nought]

I'm going to be upset if I start seeing more dicks in cinema, and I'm going to blame it on this post. It definitely won't be the joyous moment that a fourteen year old me seeing Jacqueline Bisset's wet t-shirt in "The Deep" was.

[hepcat]

But you’re still happy with some amount of dick, right? Do you have a dick chart that shows where the decline starts? Is it 3 or more dicks per hour (or DPH)? 4 or more?

[em2nought]

But you’re still happy with some amount of dick, right?

I've been to gangbangs, you learn to focus elsewhere when there are twenty swinging dicks in the same room. That said I've seen enough that I'd prefer to just see them in porn, and not in "normal" cinema.

[Unagi]

Just FYI

gang·bang
/ˈɡaNGˌbaNG/
informal
noun
plural noun: gangbangs
1.
the successive rape of one person by a group of other people.
2.
North American
an instance of violence involving members of a criminal gang.

[hepcat]

I doubt that’s what he was referring to. Although it’s still pretty damn gross.

[GreenGoo]

Or maybe it was GreenGoos link

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If your work is blocking OO because of links to art, that's on your work. Webpages have a thousand domains on them these days (except here, where there are 3 or 4 max, I think). I would be VERY surprised if your big brother monitoring programs evaluate every single one in real time for greenlight/redlight status. I don't know what the chances are that the domain I linked to was already on a white list or a black list, but it seems unlikely.

I guess if your work is set to maximum censorship status, anything it didn't understand might get blocked.

In any case, I did as much as I'm willing to do to shelter you from your employers. I am sorry if it was my link, but not for posting it.

[Jaymann]

Now that's pedantic.

[GreenGoo]

I think it goes without saying that only emotional mature adults should view media with full frontal nudity.

That should protect those who are worried about the future of dick viewing. It won't even be legal for them, so...problem solved.

[stimpy]

Just as a follow up, I told my daughter about this thread and her response was "We watch movies that show nudity with him. He's seen it We've even had "the talk" with him, Dad".
Told her that doesnt change the fact that I'm not comfortable with it just yet and she said "well.....you're weird". No argument there....

[stimpy]

Just as a follow up, I told my daughter about this thread and her response was "We watch movies that show nudity with him. He's seen it. We've even had "the talk" with him, Dad".
Told her that doesnt change the fact that I'm not comfortable with it just yet and she said "well.....you're weird". No argument there....

[GreenGoo]

Just so we're clear, to each their own. Whatever people decide is best for themselves and their families is their concern, not mine.

[Drazzil]

Just FYI

gang·bang
/ˈɡaNGˌbaNG/
informal
noun
plural noun: gangbangs
1.
the successive rape of one person by a group of other people.
2.
North American
an instance of violence involving members of a criminal gang.

A gangbang can also be referred to as "running a train" although that term usually also means rape. I think a gangbang can be used also to refer to a sexual situation where there is consent, whereas a train is usually sequential and not consentual.

[hepcat]

This thread needs to be elevated above its current depths with puppies



Anyway, now that we're done discussing the sexual predilections of some of our members, back to the movie in question.

Saw it Monday and really enjoyed it. It's definitely a film that feels like it should have been made in the late 70s or early 80s in many ways. That's actually a compliment as there were some great horror films that came out of that period. It also didn't feel like an Eli Roth, torture porn entry. The gore was present, yes. But it didn't feel like it was driving the film like it does in his films.

At first I thought it would have worked better as part of a horror anthology a la Tales from the Crypt, but the writers surprised me by keeping it going without obvious padding. I had a lot of fun with it. I don't want a sequel as it's really a one off and should stay that way. But I wouldn't mind seeing what else they can do with that same pool of talent again.

[GreenGoo]

Beats talking about hair any day.

[morlac]

This thread needs to be elevated above its current depths with puppies



Anyway, now that we're done discussing the sexual predilections of some of our members, back to the movie in question.

Saw it Monday and really enjoyed it. It's definitely a film that feels like it should have been made in the late 70s or early 80s in many ways. That's actually a compliment as there were some great horror films that came out of that period. It also didn't feel like an Eli Roth, torture porn entry. The gore was present, yes. But it didn't feel like it was driving the film like it does in his films.

At first I thought it would have worked better as part of a horror anthology a la Tales from the Crypt, but the writers surprised me by keeping it going without obvious padding. I had a lot of fun with it. I don't want a sequel as it's really a one off and should stay that way. But I wouldn't mind seeing what else they can do with that same pool of talent again.

Ok, that sounds pretty good. On a scale of 1 -10, how many penises would you give it?

[Jaymann]

I would give it a solid 7 circumcised, fluffed up penises.

[Z-Corn]

I would totally run a train on those puppies.

[GreenGoo]

How many penises do you guys have, anyway?

[$iljanus]

How many penises do you guys have, anyway?

As many as needed to get the job done!

[hepcat]

While disgusted with the lot of you, I did laugh out loud at these replies. Now I need a 12 hour shower and some lime.

[$iljanus]

While disgusted with the lot of you, I did laugh out loud at these replies. Now I need a 12 hour shower and some lime.

Now that's a three penis job, at a minimum. Union regs.

[Isgrimnur]

The Centauri have six, and they're prehensile.

[GreenGoo]

The Centauri have six, and they're prehensile.

Wait. Yours *isn't* prehensile?

[Isgrimnur]

The Centauri have six, and they're prehensile.

Wait. Yours *isn't* prehensile?

Not after the accident...

[hepcat]

I told you going for seven was dangerous, but you got greedy.

[$iljanus]

I told you going for seven was dangerous, but you got greedy.

Some saying about too many dicks stirring the pot or something like that.

[GreenGoo]

I told you going for seven was dangerous, but you got greedy.

Some saying about too many dicks stirring the pot or something like that.

I believe the expression is "too many dicks on the dance floor".

[Zarathud]

Now I know why hepcat handed me that bottle opener. My tolerance seems to be one penis per beer.

[GreenGoo]

Skedaddle with the cattle prods.

[tjg_marantz]

Just watched it. That was some good fun!

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[stimpy]

Agree. Although I was expecting MUCH worse blood and guts based on some of the reviews I saw.
Was kinda hoping for some good old over-the-top crazy, but for what it was it was enjoyable.