LordMortis and 60,000 Posts

[Holman]

To be fair, I have composed and then thought better of *at least* 60,000 posts.

[Trent Steel]

I am proud to have met the Lord of Mortises and have him deliver his curse unto me.

[Jeff V]

I am proud to have met the Lord of Mortises and have him deliver his curse unto me.

So yours fell off too. Huh.

[Pyperkub]

As we speak, LordMortis is two posts away from 60,000 posts.

Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:26 pm
2.29% of all posts
11.49 posts per day

It's taken over fourteen years to get there. If every post takes a minute to compose, that represents over 1,000 hours of writing. And that's to say nothing of the time spent reading.

So please join me in an appreciation of the fun that LordMortis has brought to our little corner of the Internet.

especially as the isgrimsquatch is only 1900 posts back! Roughly 146 days until his achievement is unlocked... but for now, LM stands alone! Note that he actually has more posts/day than LM, so we could have a title race!

[ImLawBoy]

I am proud to have met the Lord of Mortises and have him deliver his curse unto me.

I had him sleep under my roof once.

[Paingod]

I am proud to have met the Lord of Mortises and have him deliver his curse unto me.

I had him sleep under my roof once.

Are you entirely certain it wasn't just your roof sleeping over him?

[LordMortis]

I did not have relations with that roof, ILB's.

Though I did have a lot of beers the night before, the roof was entirely sober.

[Unagi]

As we speak, LordMortis is two posts away from 60,000 posts.

Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:26 pm
2.29% of all posts
11.49 posts per day

It's taken over fourteen years to get there. If every post takes a minute to compose, that represents over 1,000 hours of writing. And that's to say nothing of the time spent reading.

So please join me in an appreciation of the fun that LordMortis has brought to our little corner of the Internet.

especially as the isgrimsquatch is only 1900 posts back! Roughly 146 days until his achievement is unlocked... but for now, LM stands alone! Note that he actually has more posts/day than LM, so we could have a title race!

And this is really what this post was all about. Issy needed a way to get us all to plan for his party... so he held a little party for LM.

[LordMortis]

And this is really what this post was all about. Issy needed a way to get us all to plan for his party... so he held a little party for LM.

Izzy had Value Addition, so treat him well.

[Unagi]

I say it with love and jest. I hope that's understood here.

[Isgrimnur]

[morlac]

I did not have relations with that roof, ILB's.

Though I did have a lot of beers the night before, the roof was entirely sober.

So you didn't get the roof drunk and stick it in the Chimney?

[LordMortis]

No soot stuff.

[Enough]

Congratulations to Lord Prolific!

[Lassr]

I am proud to have met the Lord of Mortises and have him deliver his curse unto me.

https://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

Hope this helps.

[Freyland]

No soot stuff.

There appears to be no ceiling to your immorality.

[morlac]

No soot stuff.

Really, so no soot chute?

[Kraken]

To be fair, I have composed and then thought better of *at least* 60,000 posts.

I probably flush one for every two that I post when I realize that I don't know what I'm talking about, or I'm just restating what's already been said, or nobody is going to care. Wonderpug's abandoned posts thread would be the longest one here if we were conscientious about it.

[Holman]

I do the post-and-delete-within-10-seconds thing pretty often.

Sometimes it takes hitting "submit" to realize that I don't really know what I'm talking about or that the world doesn't really need my opinion.

I take that button literally.

[Unagi]

I do the post-and-delete-within-10-seconds thing pretty often.

Sometimes it takes hitting "submit" to realize that I don't really know what I'm talking about or that the world doesn't really need my opinion.

I take that button literally.

me

[Kelric]

[Holman]

I do the post-and-delete-within-10-seconds thing pretty often.

Sometimes it takes hitting "submit" to realize that I don't really know what I'm talking about or that the world doesn't really need my opinion.

I take that button literally.

me

At least it's not email.

[Remus West]

Congrats! This thread actually made me look. I've been here for almost 14 years......seems longer.

Stop trying to make sense of all his posts and time will go by faster.