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The doctors decided to operate, and found what they described as a "bag like mass, which was removed in its entirety," according to the press release. The sack weighed almost half a pound. Inside were 526 tooth-like structures
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They ranged in size from 1mm to 15mm and resembled a tooth with a crown covered by enamel and a root-like structure. It was unlike anything the doctors had seen before. "This pandora box of miniature teeth is a jewel on our crown," doctors said.
A sack of teeth. Growing in your jaw.

7-year-old boy had 526 teeth removed from his mouth
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Oysters get pearls, we get extra teeth.
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I wonder what his dental bill was?
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At the per-tooth rate, the doctors will be able to retire.
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I could use those.
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Shark boy!
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Some of the old time Chicagoans might remember radio legend Jim Shorts. He used to eat teeth to bring luck to sports teams, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, what have you. He must have had this condition since he had an endless supply of teeth to eat.
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Jeff V wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:14 pm Some of the old time Chicagoans might remember radio legend Jim Shorts. He used to eat teeth to bring luck to sports teams, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, what have you. He must have had this condition since he had an endless supply of teeth to eat.
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That video is freaky. :shock:
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Kelric wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:21 pm That video is freaky. :shock:
Jim Shorts was quite the character. He had a Swiss/Vietnamese girl friend, Wang. The legend was they were in a public pool when Jim let loose with a bellow akin to a bull baboon. The pool's water turned into a milky froth...then Wang found herself pregnant. When the first ultrasound came in, Jim thought it was going to be an amazingly well-endowed boy...until the OB came on the air and explained that was it's tail
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Jeff V wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:40 pm
Kelric wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:21 pm That video is freaky. :shock:
Jim Shorts was quite the character. He had a Swiss/Vietnamese girl friend, Wang. The legend was they were in a public pool when Jim let loose with a bellow akin to a bull baboon. The pool's water turned into a milky froth...then Wang found herself pregnant. When the first ultrasound came in, Jim thought it was going to be an amazingly well-endowed boy...until the OB came on the air and explained that was it's tail
Good lord, I'm glad I didn't click the video.
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I have a Jim Shorts Christmas album at home somewhere.
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Kraken wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:11 pm Good lord, I'm glad I didn't click the video.
I didn't see the video but the Jim Shorts character/persona was funny as hell. Kevin Mathews, the talk show host who created the character, kept the schtick going for years and years building a rich history for the character.
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He started in GR, I listened to him mornings when I was in Elementary and Middle School.

I think he had a fisherman character too who was "The Master Baiter". That made me laugh.
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