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Ever do something and it was so dumb that it's just burned into your memory forever? I'll start as I just remembered it...

"We don't need primer for that!"

Five coats later and I was right! :lol:
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"I'm cutting the red wire."
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God, I hope this one doesn't stink.
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Hold my beer...
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"Honey do I look fat in this?...be honest"
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Pretty sure this is a fart....

(do the words need to be spoken?)
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"Let's have just one more round..."
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Unagi wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:28 pm Pretty sure this is a fart....

(do the words need to be spoken?)
…thought Rep. Jerry Nadler, prior to awkwardly waddling away:

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You can always be counted on to keep OO classy. :roll:
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Holman wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:08 pm You can always be counted on to keep OO classy. :roll:
Lighten up, Francis. Such is life when a bunch of geriatrics are placed in positions of leadership. Given such absurdity, as Elvis Costello put it, I used to be disgusted and now I try to be amused.
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I'll take the Carolina Reaper, I can handle it.
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Waiter: "Just one thin wafer..."
Mr. Creosote : "Oh, all right, just one."
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Jeff V wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:36 pm Waiter: "Just one thin wafer..."
Mr. Creosote : "Oh, all right, just one."
C'mon get it right, or don't bother.... blowing a Monty Python quote is an affront to quoting,
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One time when I was in my late teens I drove down to our big street festival downtown. My dad was staying at a hotel down there, so I was headed down to pick him up. There are multiple side roads to get to the hotel, but most are blocked off. However I see one with the barricade pushed way over to the side and no cops around so I figured it was open. "I think this road's blocked off," my brother says. "Nah, it's open." I reply. So I proceed to drive down it and suddenly find myself going down a closed off street packed with hundreds of people milling about. :shock:

Obviously I'm barely inching through the crowd but I'm in a position where I can't back up and my only recourse is to gingerly move forward to try to get to a side street and get out of there. Meanwhile, angry festival goers are hitting my car and screaming at me and flipping me off. I was absolutely mortified. There are moms with babies and strollers right in front of my car that I'm trying not to run over and I'm frozen not knowing how the hell to get out of the situation I had put us in.

Finally a cop ran up and he could see I was young and terrified, and he started waving people away so I could get through. Thank God he didn't give me a ticket or anything, just got me to safety and let me go on my way.

To this day I have flashbacks of that moment. I've never had that many angry people directing their wrath towards me. It doesn't sound like much in text but it was truly one of the scariest moments of my life.
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<speaking to a group of fraternity brothers at a fellow brother’s wedding reception right after college>

“Who wants to bet I can’t eat 62 cabbage rolls?”
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62 seems like an oddly exact number.
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"This knife is really dull."

8 stitches later...
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YellowKing wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:09 pm One time when I was in my late teens I drove down to our big street festival downtown. My dad was staying at a hotel down there, so I was headed down to pick him up. There are multiple side roads to get to the hotel, but most are blocked off. However I see one with the barricade pushed way over to the side and no cops around so I figured it was open. "I think this road's blocked off," my brother says. "Nah, it's open." I reply. So I proceed to drive down it and suddenly find myself going down a closed off street packed with hundreds of people milling about. :shock:

Obviously I'm barely inching through the crowd but I'm in a position where I can't back up and my only recourse is to gingerly move forward to try to get to a side street and get out of there. Meanwhile, angry festival goers are hitting my car and screaming at me and flipping me off. I was absolutely mortified. There are moms with babies and strollers right in front of my car that I'm trying not to run over and I'm frozen not knowing how the hell to get out of the situation I had put us in.

Finally a cop ran up and he could see I was young and terrified, and he started waving people away so I could get through. Thank God he didn't give me a ticket or anything, just got me to safety and let me go on my way.

To this day I have flashbacks of that moment. I've never had that many angry people directing their wrath towards me. It doesn't sound like much in text but it was truly one of the scariest moments of my life.
Oh geez I would have freaked out too. :lol:
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Jaymann wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:55 pm 62 seems like an oddly exact number.
It was the result of a bidding war with another attendee.
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Just in case. :wink:
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I chuckled. Well played. :mrgreen:

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Unagi wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:36 pm
Jeff V wrote: Fri Sep 25, 2020 8:36 pm Waiter: "Just one thin wafer..."
Mr. Creosote : "Oh, all right, just one."
C'mon get it right, or don't bother.... blowing a Monty Python quote is an affront to quoting,
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I'd like it "Thai" hot. :doh:
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