Famous Last Words
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- Octavious
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Famous Last Words
Ever do something and it was so dumb that it's just burned into your memory forever? I'll start as I just remembered it...
"We don't need primer for that!"
Five coats later and I was right!
"We don't need primer for that!"
Five coats later and I was right!
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
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Re: Famous Last Words
God, I hope this one doesn't stink.
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Re: Famous Last Words
"Honey do I look fat in this?...be honest"
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I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.
I guess Ray Butts has ate his last pancake.
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"Has high IQ. Refuses to apply it"
I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.
I guess Ray Butts has ate his last pancake.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/daehawk
"Has high IQ. Refuses to apply it"
- Unagi
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Re: Famous Last Words
Pretty sure this is a fart....
(do the words need to be spoken?)
(do the words need to be spoken?)
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Re: Famous Last Words
…thought Rep. Jerry Nadler, prior to awkwardly waddling away:
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." — P. J. O'Rourke
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Re: Famous Last Words
You can always be counted on to keep OO classy.
Much prefer my Nazis Nuremberged.
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Re: Famous Last Words
Lighten up, Francis. Such is life when a bunch of geriatrics are placed in positions of leadership. Given such absurdity, as Elvis Costello put it, I used to be disgusted and now I try to be amused.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." — P. J. O'Rourke
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Re: Famous Last Words
I'll take the Carolina Reaper, I can handle it.
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Re: Famous Last Words
Waiter: "Just one thin wafer..."
Mr. Creosote : "Oh, all right, just one."
Mr. Creosote : "Oh, all right, just one."
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- YellowKing
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Re: Famous Last Words
One time when I was in my late teens I drove down to our big street festival downtown. My dad was staying at a hotel down there, so I was headed down to pick him up. There are multiple side roads to get to the hotel, but most are blocked off. However I see one with the barricade pushed way over to the side and no cops around so I figured it was open. "I think this road's blocked off," my brother says. "Nah, it's open." I reply. So I proceed to drive down it and suddenly find myself going down a closed off street packed with hundreds of people milling about.
Obviously I'm barely inching through the crowd but I'm in a position where I can't back up and my only recourse is to gingerly move forward to try to get to a side street and get out of there. Meanwhile, angry festival goers are hitting my car and screaming at me and flipping me off. I was absolutely mortified. There are moms with babies and strollers right in front of my car that I'm trying not to run over and I'm frozen not knowing how the hell to get out of the situation I had put us in.
Finally a cop ran up and he could see I was young and terrified, and he started waving people away so I could get through. Thank God he didn't give me a ticket or anything, just got me to safety and let me go on my way.
To this day I have flashbacks of that moment. I've never had that many angry people directing their wrath towards me. It doesn't sound like much in text but it was truly one of the scariest moments of my life.
Obviously I'm barely inching through the crowd but I'm in a position where I can't back up and my only recourse is to gingerly move forward to try to get to a side street and get out of there. Meanwhile, angry festival goers are hitting my car and screaming at me and flipping me off. I was absolutely mortified. There are moms with babies and strollers right in front of my car that I'm trying not to run over and I'm frozen not knowing how the hell to get out of the situation I had put us in.
Finally a cop ran up and he could see I was young and terrified, and he started waving people away so I could get through. Thank God he didn't give me a ticket or anything, just got me to safety and let me go on my way.
To this day I have flashbacks of that moment. I've never had that many angry people directing their wrath towards me. It doesn't sound like much in text but it was truly one of the scariest moments of my life.
- hepcat
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Re: Famous Last Words
<speaking to a group of fraternity brothers at a fellow brother’s wedding reception right after college>
“Who wants to bet I can’t eat 62 cabbage rolls?”
“Who wants to bet I can’t eat 62 cabbage rolls?”
Covfefe!
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Re: Famous Last Words
62 seems like an oddly exact number.
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Re: Famous Last Words
"This knife is really dull."
8 stitches later...
8 stitches later...
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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- Octavious
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Re: Famous Last Words
Oh geez I would have freaked out too.YellowKing wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:09 pm One time when I was in my late teens I drove down to our big street festival downtown. My dad was staying at a hotel down there, so I was headed down to pick him up. There are multiple side roads to get to the hotel, but most are blocked off. However I see one with the barricade pushed way over to the side and no cops around so I figured it was open. "I think this road's blocked off," my brother says. "Nah, it's open." I reply. So I proceed to drive down it and suddenly find myself going down a closed off street packed with hundreds of people milling about.
Obviously I'm barely inching through the crowd but I'm in a position where I can't back up and my only recourse is to gingerly move forward to try to get to a side street and get out of there. Meanwhile, angry festival goers are hitting my car and screaming at me and flipping me off. I was absolutely mortified. There are moms with babies and strollers right in front of my car that I'm trying not to run over and I'm frozen not knowing how the hell to get out of the situation I had put us in.
Finally a cop ran up and he could see I was young and terrified, and he started waving people away so I could get through. Thank God he didn't give me a ticket or anything, just got me to safety and let me go on my way.
To this day I have flashbacks of that moment. I've never had that many angry people directing their wrath towards me. It doesn't sound like much in text but it was truly one of the scariest moments of my life.
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.
Shameless plug for my website: www.nettphoto.com
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Re: Famous Last Words
Just in case.
Not to worry I've actually restored the database twice,
Maybe next year, maybe no go
- TheMix
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Re: Famous Last Words
I chuckled. Well played.
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Re: Famous Last Words
I was going to say the standard "I drank what?" answer or maybe "I don't need to get dressed before I fry these eggs for breakfast" but I saw this and...
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