Keith Richards wants to be a pirate...

tswright · Post by **tswright** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:31 pm

Given my track record, this news has probably already been posted. Anywho, it looks like Keith is gonna be in the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean. Pretty cool stuff.

Crowley · Post by **Crowley** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:33 pm

If it has The Depp, itll be worth watching.

Case in point-

Grievous Angel · Post by **Grievous Angel** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:36 pm

That's about the most perfect casting choice imaginable, right up there with Sean Connery as Henry Jones Sr.

bluefugue · Post by **bluefugue** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:46 pm

Weird if true. I guess Keith was flattered by Depp's claim that he based his performance in part on him...?

This could be the greatest casting coup since Mick Jagger in "Freejack."

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:52 pm

From some stuff I've read, Depp actively pushed to have KR added to the next film.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:17 pm

Crowley wrote:If it has Keira Knightley and The Depp, itll be worth watching.

There, fixed that for you.

Crowley · Post by **Crowley** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:38 pm

Kelric wrote:
Crowley wrote:If it lacks Keira Knightley but has The Depp, itll be worth watching.
There, fixed that for you.

The talent train left the station at 12PM, Knightley was late

EvilHomer3k · Post by **EvilHomer3k** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:49 pm

I'm not sure he was referring to her acting talent.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:58 pm

Wait....she's an actress?

tswright · Post by **tswright** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:44 pm

I suppose the obvious gag is that if Keith's character is undead they won't need to do much make-up or CGI work. Ba-dum-bum!

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:47 pm

bluefugue wrote:This could be the greatest casting coup since Mick Jagger in "Freejack."

Ha! First thing I thought of, too! Except I couldn't remember the name of that horrible horrible movie.

Sith

knob · Post by **knob** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:55 am

Kelric wrote:
Crowley wrote:If it has Keira Knightley and The Depp, itll be worth watching.
There, fixed that for you.

Personally, I think you could some how squeeze Elisha Cuthbert in there.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:16 am

Valael wrote:
Kelric wrote:
Crowley wrote:If it has Keira Knightley having sex with Natalie Portman and Elisha Cuthbert just happens to join them, itll be worth masturbating furiously to.
There, fixed that for you.

Personally, I think you could some how squeeze Elisha Cuthbert in there.

Better?

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:07 am

YESYESYES!!!!

I can't wait for the sequels!