What is up with W's face (the left side)?

Papageno · Post by **Papageno** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:10 am

Has anyone else noticed that the left side of his mouth (on our right looking at him) droops a bit? Has he always had that?

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:46 am

Here we go with the liberal media pouncing on something that really doesn't affect anything! Next thing you know we'll have Droopgate and Swift Boat Veterans against the Droop and all the Democrats will dress up as Droopy to disrupt Nazi Party rallies.

(just kidding

)

Kratz · Post by **Kratz** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:00 pm

Think about it - it's his left side... it's obviously filled with shame at what it stands for.

The right hand side, in contrast, is propped up by pure evil.

Enough · Post by **Enough** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:04 pm

There are lots of rumors over the past weeks that Bush may be having a health problem. The skipping of his physical until after the election isn't helping simmer down the rumors either. I always feared Cheney's heart wasn't up to the task, it would be so weird if it was Bush who ended up having the really serious health issues. But it's all speculation at this point.

noun · Post by **noun** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:47 pm

Criticism of Emperor Bush is forbidden. Please report to the nearest Execution Center immediately. Thank you.

- This message paid for by reappropriated Democrat dollars.

Papageno · Post by **Papageno** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 2:10 pm

Droopgate? More like MiniStroke-gate. That would explain some things.

U2k Da Greate$t · Post by **U2k Da Greate$t** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:56 pm

You Should not Wish bad Things on fellow People or God may Do them to You.

SuperHiro · Post by **SuperHiro** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:57 pm

I'm pretty sure this isn't Tareeq. This imitation U2k is too ham-handed. Tareeq could do it way better.

Mr. Fed does a decent U2k but once again, this imitation U2k is too ham-handed.

warning?

U2k Da Greate$t · Post by **U2k Da Greate$t** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 pm

There Is only One U2K and I Am him.

$iljanus · Post by **$iljanus** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:03 pm

It takes more than poor capitalization skillz to make someone U2K you know.

Enough · Post by **Enough** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:02 pm

siljanus wrote:It takes more than poor capitalization skillz to make someone U2K you know.

The skillz thing really sealed the deal here, that is as far as making my wife ask what's so damn funny down here.

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:03 am

Enough wrote:
siljanus wrote:It takes more than poor capitalization skillz to make someone U2K you know.
The skillz thing really sealed the deal here, that is as far as making my wife ask what's so damn funny down here.

That reminds me.
I've yet to meet either you or Kratz. This must be revearsed NOW.

Unbreakable · Post by **Unbreakable** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:05 am

I think it's been that way since his pretzel-induced stroke.

Scraper · Post by **Scraper** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:37 am

My family has a history of getting Bells Palsy. Which basically means that the muscles in your face go limp and you can't control them, kinda like when you get a novicaine shot at the dentist. It's a temporary thing and usually stops after a couple of weeks. The thing is, it effects either your entire face or an entire side of your face, meaning the mouth droops, your eye lids droop, everything on your face is in a completely relaxed state. I can say for sure that the President doesn't have Bells Palsy because it was only his mouth that was acting weird.

So either he has developed a new way to smirk or something else was going on entirely.