To All Those Who Tell Us Republicans To Go Get Laid...

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:02 pm

An ABC news study puts the myth of the stodgy Republican to rest.

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/st ... 461&page=1

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:10 pm

The real reason that Republican's think their sex lives are more satisfying is because they don't know what they are missing.

noun · Post by **noun** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:13 pm

And in other news today, Democrats were found to answer sexual questions more truthfully than Republicans.

Dude, you really believe the party consisting of the religious Right and 50 year old white men is getting more action than the party of adulterers and activist college students? I don't think so.

$iljanus · Post by **$iljanus** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:25 pm

I remember reading that the Republican convention is usually a bigger draw for prostitutes compared to the Democratic convention. Now whether that's due to more people procuring the services of an "escort" or just more $$$ in the hands of Republicans who's to say.

So I guess tax cuts do provide benefits to the economy!

warning · Post by **warning** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:27 pm

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

SuperHiro · Post by **SuperHiro** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:29 pm

56% vs 47%

I wouldn't be braggin'. That's like talking shit, then rushing the football field to hump the opposing school's emblem after a 3-0 win, in a game marred by penalites and JV play.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:31 pm

SuperHiro wrote:56% vs 47%

That's like talking shit, then rushing the football field to hump the opposing school's emblem after a 3-0 win, in a game marred by penalites and JV play.

How so?

Chrisoc13 · Post by **Chrisoc13** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:41 pm

SuperHiro wrote:56% vs 47%

I wouldn't be braggin'. That's like talking shit, then rushing the football field to hump the opposing school's emblem after a 3-0 win, in a game marred by penalites and JV play.

Haha, that might be signature worthy.

Zarathud · Post by **Zarathud** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:31 am

Hmm. I'm not sure if I want to brag about being merely "very satisfied" with my sex life.

Maybe Republicans are just setting the bar low. Or afraid of the vengeful thunderbolt of God. Possibly, liberal Democrats may be just hornier or still holding out for that monage-a-trois. Do secret (Druge/Jack Ryan) peversions count? Mistresses? So many variables to consider.

Kratz · Post by **Kratz** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:21 am

warning wrote:
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

Is this because 74% of Republicans are men? :p

sissyc · Post by **sissyc** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:21 pm

Kratz wrote:
warning wrote:
When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

Is this because 74% of Republicans are men? :p

Kratz - I think you have a valid point!

Those poor Republican women!

U2k Da Greate$t · Post by **U2k Da Greate$t** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:43 pm

You should All be more MOdest. These are Subjects that God does Not want us to Talk aboot in publik.

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:47 pm