Don't count McCain out, though. Surprisingly, he still has campaign staffers, they haven't all resigned.
One, though, has started a jobs program.
Allen is just showing the sort of business spirit that makes the party great.State Rep. Bob Allen was arrested Wednesday afternoon at a local park after offering to perform a sex act on an undercover officer in exchange for $20, police said.
Allen, R-Merritt Island, was booked into the Brevard County jail in Sharpes on a charge of solicitation to commit prostitution, a second-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in the county jail and a $500 fine.
And ... wait for it ...Titusville police were at Veteran's Memorial Park on East Broad Street on a burglary detail when they noticed an unshaven man acting suspicious, going in and out of the restroom three times, said Lt. Todd Hutchinson.
An undercover officer decided to go into one of the bathroom stalls, Hutchinson said. Moments later, Allen knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20, according to the police spokesman.
Allen told a television reporter that what happened was a "misunderstanding."
No, no, wait...am I going to pay you, or you pay me?
He's McCain's Florida campaign chair.