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Re: Religion Randomness

Post by hepcat » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:59 pm

Is she talking about Ted Bundy? She’s talking about Ted Bundy, isn’t she?

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Re: Religion Randomness

Post by Holman » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:11 am

Jerry Falwell: "Render unto Donald that which is Donald's"


You nuts attacking @realDonaldTrump for securing the border need to show me where Jesus told Caesar how to run Rome. Jesus taught personal charity but went out of His way to say render unto Caesar that which is his. Jesus never told Caesar to let barbarians illegally enter Rome.
This is what happens when you forget that Jesus was *literally* a child refugee whose family fled their country for safety.
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Re: Religion Randomness

Post by $iljanus » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am

Holman wrote:Jerry Falwell: "Render unto Donald that which is Donald's"


You nuts attacking @realDonaldTrump for securing the border need to show me where Jesus told Caesar how to run Rome. Jesus taught personal charity but went out of His way to say render unto Caesar that which is his. Jesus never told Caesar to let barbarians illegally enter Rome.
This is what happens when you forget that Jesus was *literally* a child refugee whose family fled their country for safety.
I didn't know that families fleeing persecution were barbarians.
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Re: Religion Randomness

Post by Holman » Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:17 pm

I also seem to recall that Jesus and Caesar's government were not on the best of terms.
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Re: Religion Randomness

Post by Kraken » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:14 pm

They really are trying to deify Trump. Successfully, it would appear.

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Post by Max Peck » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:19 pm

Kraken wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:14 pm
They really are trying to deify Trump. Successfully, it would appear.
Well, to be fair, they do need an antichrist in order for their endgame to play out according to plan.
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Re: Religion Randomness

Post by Kraken » Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:52 pm

Come to think of it, a bible signed by the antichrist would be quite valuable, if it didn't self-immolate.

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Re: Religion Randomness

Post by hepcat » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:45 pm

Netanyahu responds to an Israeli celebrity who recently was quoted as saying “When the hell will someone in this government tell the public that Israel is a country of all its citizens,”.
Netanyahu responded: Israel “is the national state, not of all its citizens, but only of the Jewish people
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I’m surprised he has time to actually give respnses to these thing, considering how much time he and his family spend trying to steal and cheat the citizens of Israel.
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