The Ted Cruz Train Wreck
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How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
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I wanna know is Cruz eating Blake?
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If it's true, this might be the one single scenario that actually increases his popularity. I mean, if these six women like him maybe he deserves another look?YellowKing wrote:How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
Maybe next year, maybe no go
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If this is true, could the Republican campaign get any weirder?
Of course, he could just pull a Trump and brag about all his affairs. Worth a shot, right?
Of course, he could just pull a Trump and brag about all his affairs. Worth a shot, right?
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Forget sleeping with him. How could that dude find six other people who could stand to be in close proximity to him for any reason?YellowKing wrote:How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
And in banks across the world
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
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He has money and power.RunningMn9 wrote:Forget sleeping with him. How could that dude find six other people who could stand to be in close proximity to him for any reason?YellowKing wrote:How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
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Three of the woman have tentatively been identified, and one of them is a Trump spokeswoman, Katrine Pierson (who used to work for Cruz from what I've read). Another is a former campaign manager for Carley Fiorina, whose campaign strangely received a $500k donation from a Ted Cruz super pac (assumption is pay off here). It just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
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Yes, it all follows in proper order.coopasonic wrote:He has money and power.RunningMn9 wrote:Forget sleeping with him. How could that dude find six other people who could stand to be in close proximity to him for any reason?YellowKing wrote:How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Thennnn you get the women.
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Even with money and power, he's one of the most hated people I've ever seen. And I don't mean fake, bullshit ideological "I hate that guy because he's a libural!!" hate. I mean like virtually *everyone* that meets this asshole in any real way cannot stand him.coopasonic wrote:He has money and power.
And in banks across the world
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
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Does the Enquirer report actually have credibility?
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It looks like it.El Guapo wrote:Does the Enquirer report actually have credibility?
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I think at least one of them is a call girl..YellowKing wrote:How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
Black Lives definitely Matter Lorini!
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Also: There are three ways to not tell the truth: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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John Edwards and Tiger Woods probably think so. Plus a few other outlets (Washington times, Breitbart) have reporters that have tweeted confirmations sort of. Breitbarts guy us saying they had the story last month but buried it. Of course, it's Beritbart so who knows WTF is true there.El Guapo wrote:Does the Enquirer report actually have credibility?
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That's unfair. It has the word "Enquirer" in its name, doesn't it?El Guapo wrote:Does the Enquirer report actually have credibility?
He won. Period.
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Above and beyond the fact that there might be five (or more) women interested in sexing the human blob fish known as Ted Cruz, if there's any truth to even a single instance how could he think it wouldn't come out? If he really has 5 mistresses is it pure arrogance or was he betting on the fact that no one would admit to it if this was discovered? It just seems like a giant gamble if he knew this was lurking in his disgusting closet.
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They're just asking questions.hepcat wrote:That's unfair. It has the word "Enquirer" in its name, doesn't it?El Guapo wrote:Does the Enquirer report actually have credibility?
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Cruz should embrace the insanity that is the GOP candidacy run. Show up to debates in a smoking jacket and an ascot with a model on each arm. Tell everyone that Trump keeps texting him late at night asking for his advice on how to please a woman.
He won. Period.
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This isn't right. Ted Cruz's public faults are so severe that it's absurd for him to be brought down by private ones.
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As much fun as it would be to see Cruz hoisted by his own petard, for this to come out now feels like an attempted hatchet job from the Trump campaign. I'll be more receptive when I see some confirmation from sources outside the tabloids and right wing press.
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This is the key quote from earlier:
In any case, I see very little chance of the GOP recovering from the debacle of this campaign. It's either going to have to do a 52 reboot and find a different version of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman; or throw up its hands and just meld with the Libertarians late one night when no one is watching.and one of them is a Trump spokeswoman, Katrine Pierson
He won. Period.
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These guys say "Yes".El Guapo wrote:Does the Enquirer report actually have credibility?
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From what I've read, this is the same reporter that uncovered the Edwards affair.El Guapo wrote:Does the Enquirer report actually have credibility?
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That's how we roll in America.Holman wrote:This isn't right. Ted Cruz's public faults are so severe that it's absurd for him to be brought down by private ones.
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I think "pure arrogance" pretty much defines Cruz.Smoove_B wrote:If he really has 5 mistresses is it pure arrogance or was he betting on the fact that no one would admit to it if this was discovered?
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Has it been established he had 5 mistresses concurrently? This may just be 5 mistresses over the course of his time in Washington. Which would then make him an underachiever.
He won. Period.
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Lol. The little trickle of blood at the end seals it.Defiant wrote:So is this the train wreck?
That's kind awful. Now I feel bad for laughing.
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Exactly. I can almost see women sleeping with trump because he's got money, but Cruz, except for this run at the Presidency, is no one. Well, not no one, but no one you'd sacrifice your self respect for, I wouldn't think.RunningMn9 wrote:Forget sleeping with him. How could that dude find six other people who could stand to be in close proximity to him for any reason?YellowKing wrote:How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
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Missed that.GreenGoo wrote:Lol. The little trickle of blood at the end seals it.Defiant wrote:So is this the train wreck?
That's kind awful. Now I feel bad for laughing.
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Somebody check in with Glenn Beck and find out how this fits God's plan for Ted Cruz to save the republic.
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This may be my favorite post that you've ever written. I can legitimately feel your disgust through your words.Smoove_B wrote:Above and beyond the fact that there might be five (or more) women interested in sexing the human blob fish known as Ted Cruz, if there's any truth to even a single instance how could he think it wouldn't come out? If he really has 5 mistresses is it pure arrogance or was he betting on the fact that no one would admit to it if this was discovered? It just seems like a giant gamble if he knew this was lurking in his disgusting closet.
And in banks across the world
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
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Oh, we can do better than that.
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Maybe next year, maybe no go
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More fun with Ted Cruz:
Not sure if this was part of the Gaffney discussion above or not...One of Ted Cruz’s top national security advisers has convinced the National Rifle Association’s members to weigh in on whether or not they think one of their board members is a secret Muslim spy.
Yes, really.
The adviser, Frank Gaffney, aided by cheerleader-in-chief Glenn Beck, has spent more than a decade trying to convince Washington conservatives that anti-tax leader Grover Norquist is part of a secret Muslim Brotherhood plot to infiltrate the government and sow the seeds of jihad.
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Women have always had a thing for Abbott & Costello.RunningMn9 wrote:Forget sleeping with him. How could that dude find six other people who could stand to be in close proximity to him for any reason?YellowKing wrote:How could that dude find SIX women who wanted to sleep with him? The mind reels.
I spent 90% of the money I made on women, booze, and drugs. The other 10% I just pissed away.
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Cruz proclaims "Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him":
I honestly haven't the faintest notion of what he was shooting for with that particular comment, but even in this absurd election season, that has to rank among the most comical quotes yet.Chicago Tribune wrote:Cruz blamed the story on Roger Stone, a longtime political adviser to Trump.
"It is a story that quoted one source on the record: Roger Stone, Donald Trump's chief political adviser," said Cruz. "It is attacking my family. And what is striking is Donald's henchman, Roger Stone, had for months been foreshadowing that this attack was coming. It's not surprising that Donald's tweet occurs the day before the attack comes out. And I would note that Mr. Stone is a man who has 50 years of dirty tricks behind him. He's a man for whom a term was coined for copulating with a rodent. Well, let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."
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Roger Stone has a long and storied history as a vicious political operative, specializing in dirty tricks and sabotage. Ratfucking is slang for political dirty tricks. Maybe Cruz just meant that he's not going to get down in the muck (as he accuses Trump of doing), although he still couldn't resist calling Trump a rat.Anonymous Bosch wrote:Cruz proclaims "Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him":
I honestly haven't the faintest notion of what he was shooting for with that particular comment, but even in this absurd election season, that has to rank among the most comical quotes yet.Chicago Tribune wrote:Cruz blamed the story on Roger Stone, a longtime political adviser to Trump.
"It is a story that quoted one source on the record: Roger Stone, Donald Trump's chief political adviser," said Cruz. "It is attacking my family. And what is striking is Donald's henchman, Roger Stone, had for months been foreshadowing that this attack was coming. It's not surprising that Donald's tweet occurs the day before the attack comes out. And I would note that Mr. Stone is a man who has 50 years of dirty tricks behind him. He's a man for whom a term was coined for copulating with a rodent. Well, let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."
Or maybe he's totally into rats, and therefore doth protest o'er much.
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