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DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
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The Meal
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Re: DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
These are too good to get lost in the insanely-categorized "Everything Trump Presidency" (or other alternative title) thread.
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Jag
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Re: DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
Check out the hashtag on Twitter. Some great ones just rolling in.
DM: A Barbarian destroys the local Tavern...
GOP: An isolated incident
DM: But a Drow was found nearby with a crossbow.
GOP: BEGIN THE PURGE!
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Re: DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
GM: The dragon breathes fire on the village, burning the crops.
GOP: I cast fireball on the crops.
GM: Don't you mean the dragon?
GOP: You heard what I said.
GOP: I cast fireball on the crops.
GM: Don't you mean the dragon?
GOP: You heard what I said.
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Re: DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
PC: “A temple! We can get healed!”
DM: “12,000 gold each.”
PC: “We don’t have that much gold.”
DM: “You have *access* to healing
DM: “12,000 gold each.”
PC: “We don’t have that much gold.”
DM: “You have *access* to healing
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Re: DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
DM: I think we need to discuss rules limitations on Fireball. Tom wound up frying thirteen people yesterday.
GOP: Like hell we do! Everyone has the right to cast Fireball!
DM: But Tom's a Level 1 Ranger.
GOP: And?
DM: And he cast a spell that according to the rule book, he shouldn't have been allowed to cast.
GOP: So?
DM: Look, I'm not saying he can't ever cast Fireball. I'm just saying there should be some better rules around it so that this doesn't happen again.
GOP: I see. So now nobody is allowed to cast Fireball anymore.
DM: No! I'm just saying we need some guidelines.
GOP: So first you take our magic away, then what? Swords? Armor?
DM: NO! I'm not taking Fireball away...
GOP: How are we supposed to defend ourselves from dragons? You just want all the gold to yourself! You're going to take Fireball away, then you can do whatever you want!
DM: "What are you talking about?"
GOP: "Besides, the problem isn't Fireball, it's Tom! He got hit with a Confusion spell yesterday.
DM: Ok, then hit the Temple and cure him!
GOP: Are you crazy? We can't afford that.
GOP: Like hell we do! Everyone has the right to cast Fireball!
DM: But Tom's a Level 1 Ranger.
GOP: And?
DM: And he cast a spell that according to the rule book, he shouldn't have been allowed to cast.
GOP: So?
DM: Look, I'm not saying he can't ever cast Fireball. I'm just saying there should be some better rules around it so that this doesn't happen again.
GOP: I see. So now nobody is allowed to cast Fireball anymore.
DM: No! I'm just saying we need some guidelines.
GOP: So first you take our magic away, then what? Swords? Armor?
DM: NO! I'm not taking Fireball away...
GOP: How are we supposed to defend ourselves from dragons? You just want all the gold to yourself! You're going to take Fireball away, then you can do whatever you want!
DM: "What are you talking about?"
GOP: "Besides, the problem isn't Fireball, it's Tom! He got hit with a Confusion spell yesterday.
DM: Ok, then hit the Temple and cure him!
GOP: Are you crazy? We can't afford that.
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Zaxxon
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Re: DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
Sorry, dude. I debated putting the link in its own thread but made the wrong call. Glad Jag fixed that.The Meal wrote:These are too good to get lost in the insanely-categorized "Everything Trump Presidency" (or other alternative title) thread.
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The Meal
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Re: DnD with the GOP. #GOPDnD
I do not blame you. You brought me the joy of that hashtag. Defiant gets my scorn!
"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet." — Elontra