What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
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- tgb
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What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
So now that Bullshit Spice is seeking gainful employment he's going to need all the help he can get. What do you guys think should be his next career move?
I spent 90% of the money I made on women, booze, and drugs. The other 10% I just pissed away.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
I chose Furry convention, I think he has a real future there.
But, I really really really really REALLY hope he spills the beans! I don't care if it's on Fox, CNN, or while yiffing some other bunny. I want the dirt!
Edit: removed unintentional sexual request.
But, I really really really really REALLY hope he spills the beans! I don't care if it's on Fox, CNN, or while yiffing some other bunny. I want the dirt!
Edit: removed unintentional sexual request.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
Too much to hope he writes a "Tell-All" book?
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
For those of you who already voted, I forgot one choice so had to go back and add it. That means you have to vote again.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
He should guest host on Saturday Night Live.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
Spokesman for that Ken White guy?
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
I'm just depressed. As pathetic as Spicy was, he at least had an impish baby face that was hard to get upset with.
Now we have to stare at Huckabee's bug-eyed catfish face for the foreseeable future.
Now we have to stare at Huckabee's bug-eyed catfish face for the foreseeable future.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
This. Well, maybe not host, but maybe he should cameo in the next press conference skit SNL does (as a reporter, maybe?)Blackhawk wrote:He should guest host on Saturday Night Live.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
I thought of another choice, but there's no way to edit the poll without dumping all the votes.
So feel free to write in
"Replace RIP as the resident Trump shill at OO".
So feel free to write in
"Replace RIP as the resident Trump shill at OO".
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
I approve this message.Blackhawk wrote:He should guest host on Saturday Night Live.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
Go to confession?
Apologize to the public in a full page NYT ad?
Therapy?
A little soul searching?
Change his name?
Go on a murderous ax wielding rampage?
Apologize to the public in a full page NYT ad?
Therapy?
A little soul searching?
Change his name?
Go on a murderous ax wielding rampage?
- Jolor
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
Almost all of the above.Carpet_pissr wrote:Go to confession?
Apologize to the public in a full page NYT ad?
Therapy?
A little soul searching?
Change his name?
Go on a murderous ax wielding rampage?
So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
Seek counsel. Spill beans. Make sure not to be compromised by profiting. If being blackmailed to "stay quiet", come clean with why, do the right thing and do his bit to stop this insanity.
So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press, introducing the new White House Press Secretary...
Spoiler:
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln
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Re: What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?
this. clearly (but what are our chances)Jolor wrote:Seek counsel. Spill beans. Make sure not to be compromised by profiting. If being blackmailed to "stay quiet", come clean with why, do the right thing and do his bit to stop this insanity.