What Should Sean Spicer Do Next?

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:35 pm

So now that Bullshit Spice is seeking gainful employment he's going to need all the help he can get. What do you guys think should be his next career move?

Fitzy · Post by **Fitzy** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:37 pm

I chose Furry convention, I think he has a real future there.

But, I really really really really REALLY hope he spills the beans! I don't care if it's on Fox, CNN, or while yiffing some other bunny. I want the dirt!

Edit: removed unintentional sexual request.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:38 pm

Too much to hope he writes a "Tell-All" book?

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:38 pm

For those of you who already voted, I forgot one choice so had to go back and add it. That means you have to vote again.

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:39 pm

He should guest host on Saturday Night Live.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:42 pm

Spokesman for that Ken White guy?

YellowKing · Post by **YellowKing** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:45 pm

I'm just depressed. As pathetic as Spicy was, he at least had an impish baby face that was hard to get upset with.

Now we have to stare at Huckabee's bug-eyed catfish face for the foreseeable future.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:45 pm

Blackhawk wrote:He should guest host on Saturday Night Live.

This. Well, maybe not host, but maybe he should cameo in the next press conference skit SNL does (as a reporter, maybe?)

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:05 pm

I thought of another choice, but there's no way to edit the poll without dumping all the votes.

So feel free to write in

"Replace RIP as the resident Trump shill at OO".

coopasonic · Post by **coopasonic** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:53 pm

Blackhawk wrote:He should guest host on Saturday Night Live.

I approve this message.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:12 pm

Go to confession?
Apologize to the public in a full page NYT ad?
Therapy?
A little soul searching?
Change his name?
Go on a murderous ax wielding rampage?

Jolor · Post by **Jolor** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:29 pm

Carpet_pissr wrote:Go to confession?
Apologize to the public in a full page NYT ad?
Therapy?
A little soul searching?
Change his name?
Go on a murderous ax wielding rampage?

Almost all of the above.

Jolor · Post by **Jolor** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:34 pm

Seek counsel. Spill beans. Make sure not to be compromised by profiting. If being blackmailed to "stay quiet", come clean with why, do the right thing and do his bit to stop this insanity.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:00 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press, introducing the new White House Press Secretary...

Spoiler:

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:26 pm

Jolor wrote:Seek counsel. Spill beans. Make sure not to be compromised by profiting. If being blackmailed to "stay quiet", come clean with why, do the right thing and do his bit to stop this insanity.

this. clearly (but what are our chances)

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