What Now For The Mooch?
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What Now For The Mooch?
Looks like yet another Trumpeteer needs some career advice. What should The Mooch go into next?
I spent 90% of the money I made on women, booze, and drugs. The other 10% I just pissed away.
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
You forgot the most obvious choice: Dancing with the Stars
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
New host for The Apprentice?
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
Divorce court, where his wife is going to destroy him.
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
I'm afraid the correct answer was:
"Selling postcards to tourists outside the gate."
"Selling postcards to tourists outside the gate."
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
Wait, wait, he also had a baby during all this? He skipped his son's birth and lost his wife in order to buzz around the Trump shitshow?
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
It's the true meaning of "Karma"LawBeefaroni wrote:Wait, wait, he also had a baby during all this? He skipped his son's birth and lost his wife in order to buzz around the Trump shitshow?
choices
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
No halfway measures when playing the White House Game of Thrones.LawBeefaroni wrote:Wait, wait, he also had a baby during all this? He skipped his son's birth and lost his wife in order to buzz around the Trump shitshow?
Black lives matter!
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
God I love the mooch...
Scaramucci told CNN he only planned to stay on as communications director for six to nine months as a "special purpose vehicle" to put an end to the feuding factions within the White House. He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.
He won. Period.
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
Sure sounds like something The Donald would say if he ever resigned or was voted out (please, please, resign...)hepcat wrote:God I love the mooch...
Scaramucci told CNN he only planned to stay on as communications director for six to nine months as a "special purpose vehicle" to put an end to the feuding factions within the White House. He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.
"Special purpose vehicle"? That's what they call ass licker or piss boy these days?
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Re: What Now For The Mooch?
$iljanus wrote:Sure sounds like something The Donald would say if he ever resigned or was voted out (please, please, resign...)hepcat wrote:God I love the mooch...
Scaramucci told CNN he only planned to stay on as communications director for six to nine months as a "special purpose vehicle" to put an end to the feuding factions within the White House. He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.
"Special purpose vehicle"? That's what they call ass licker or piss boy these days?
He porbably heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool and vague. If he actually intended the proper usage, well, it does fit the administration.
A special-purpose entity (SPE; or, in Europe and India, special-purpose vehicle/SPV, or, in some cases in each EU jurisdiction – FVC, financial vehicle corporation) is a legal entity (usually a limited company of some type or, sometimes, a limited partnership) created to fulfill narrow, specific or temporary objectives. SPEs are typically used by companies to isolate the firm from financial risk. They are also commonly used to hide debt (inflating profits), hide ownership, and obscure relationships between different entities which are in fact related to each other.
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