What Now For The Mooch?

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What Should The Mooch's Next Career Move Be?

Playing Henry Hill in the Broadway musical adaptation of Goodfellas
0
No votes
Playing The Fonz in the new Netflix series "Happy Days - 40 Years On"
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5%
Missionary
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No votes
Pimp
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14%
Used car salesman
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50%
"Waste Management" (If you know what I mean, and I think you do.)
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18%
Fuhgeddaboutit
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14%
 
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What Now For The Mooch?

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Looks like yet another Trumpeteer needs some career advice. What should The Mooch go into next?
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Work for Fandango?
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You forgot the most obvious choice: Dancing with the Stars
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New host for The Apprentice?
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Divorce court, where his wife is going to destroy him.
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I'm afraid the correct answer was:

"Selling postcards to tourists outside the gate."
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Wait, wait, he also had a baby during all this? He skipped his son's birth and lost his wife in order to buzz around the Trump shitshow?
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LawBeefaroni wrote:Wait, wait, he also had a baby during all this? He skipped his son's birth and lost his wife in order to buzz around the Trump shitshow?
It's the true meaning of "Karma"

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LawBeefaroni wrote:Wait, wait, he also had a baby during all this? He skipped his son's birth and lost his wife in order to buzz around the Trump shitshow?
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God I love the mooch...
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hepcat wrote:God I love the mooch...
Scaramucci told CNN he only planned to stay on as communications director for six to nine months as a "special purpose vehicle" to put an end to the feuding factions within the White House. He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.
Sure sounds like something The Donald would say if he ever resigned or was voted out (please, please, resign...)

"Special purpose vehicle"? That's what they call ass licker or piss boy these days?
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$iljanus wrote:
hepcat wrote:God I love the mooch...
Scaramucci told CNN he only planned to stay on as communications director for six to nine months as a "special purpose vehicle" to put an end to the feuding factions within the White House. He also said he considers his short time in the White House a success.
Sure sounds like something The Donald would say if he ever resigned or was voted out (please, please, resign...)

"Special purpose vehicle"? That's what they call ass licker or piss boy these days?

He porbably heard it somewhere and thought it sounded cool and vague. If he actually intended the proper usage, well, it does fit the administration.
A special-purpose entity (SPE; or, in Europe and India, special-purpose vehicle/SPV, or, in some cases in each EU jurisdiction – FVC, financial vehicle corporation) is a legal entity (usually a limited company of some type or, sometimes, a limited partnership) created to fulfill narrow, specific or temporary objectives. SPEs are typically used by companies to isolate the firm from financial risk. They are also commonly used to hide debt (inflating profits), hide ownership, and obscure relationships between different entities which are in fact related to each other.
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