[Poll] Where will Biden's team find Ben Carson?

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Where will Biden's team find Ben Carson?

In the Capitol Building. Sitting at a desk in a windowless room, he will be napping with a half eaten ham sandwich in hand.
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25%
In the National Air and Space Museum, in the Spirit of St. Louis, making motor noises with his mouth.
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No votes
In the Treasury Building. Crouched beneath one of the printing machines, he is clutching a Susan B. Anthony and snarling at any who approach.
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No votes
In the Supreme Court Building. Immediately following his confirmation hearing, he accidentally locked himself in a stall and can't open the latch. A trained bird has been bringing him crumbs to sustain him.
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No votes
In a secet chamber under the Lincoln Memorial. He's eating a bowl of Kix and watching cartoons. He's supposed to be watching Department of HUD orientation and training videos, but those are sooo boring.
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13%
In a sub-sub basement of the White House. He will be putting the finishing touches on the GOP's next Presidential candidate, cobbled together from the reanimated corpses of Reagan, Nixon, and Jackson.
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No votes
On a shelf in the Oval office, watching to see if Trump has been a naughty boy.
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No votes
At the Department of HUD. Surprise! Instead of doing his job though, he's been writing book reports for each Trump Tweet and handing them in to Betsy DeVos to be graded. His average grade is a solid A.
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38%
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25%
All of the above. He's learned the secret of cloning himself. Unfortunately, each copy is not quite as sharp as the original.
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The most likley options are listed above, or fill in your the blank if you think I missed one.
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Since the Trump administration doesn’t need a black cabinet member anymore, the white actor in the Ben Carson suit has left to pursue other acting gigs.
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They won't find him. He is, and always was a deep state agent. Who would suspect an imbecile?
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