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Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by Isgrimnur » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:04 am

Charmin Starter Kits

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3 - 12" rolls and a stand/wall mount for $30.

It's the blue type rather than the red.

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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by em2nought » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:48 am

I wonder if it's more narrow than a small roll? I hate those narrow rolls at Walmart that let you get poop all over your hand. :mrgreen: I wonder is Smoove_B has any stats on a rise in transmitted disease since the introduction of those BIG rolls? :doh:
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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by LawBeefaroni » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:56 am

3.93" x 4".
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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by Smoove_B » Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:01 am

em2nought wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:48 am
I wonder is Smoove_B has any stats on a rise in transmitted disease since the introduction of those BIG rolls? :doh:
No, I'm not aware of any. But I have seen studies confirming bacteria can move through approximately seven layers of standard toilet paper. So...uh...wash your damn hands.

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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by LawBeefaroni » Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:33 am

Smoove_B wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:01 am
em2nought wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:48 am
I wonder is Smoove_B has any stats on a rise in transmitted disease since the introduction of those BIG rolls? :doh:
No, I'm not aware of any. But I have seen studies confirming bacteria can move through approximately seven layers of standard toilet paper. So...uh...wash your damn hands.
Or just use 8 layers!
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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by Smoove_B » Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:40 am

You're definitely going to need a forever roll then...and maybe an industrial strength plunger. :D

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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by $iljanus » Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:55 am

Smoove_B wrote:You're definitely going to need a forever roll then...and maybe an industrial strength plunger. :D
Ok how about 7.25 layers?
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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by em2nought » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:14 pm

Smoove_B wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:01 am
em2nought wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:48 am
I wonder is Smoove_B has any stats on a rise in transmitted disease since the introduction of those BIG rolls? :doh:
No, I'm not aware of any. But I have seen studies confirming bacteria can move through approximately seven layers of standard toilet paper. So...uh...wash your damn hands.
Don't worry about me on that score. Fast food workers on the "other" hand. :think: Oh, and Lance Armstrong's old girlfriend who only uses one square? LMAO
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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by Z-Corn » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:16 pm

I had a job where our offices were in what used to be the hall where nuns resided. There was a bathroom in between each individual office that was formerly a bedroom.

My boss very proudly would shit in the bathroom between his office and mine and even more proudly not wash his hands. There was a sink right there in his office but he made a point of keeping broken computer parts in there so nobody could even turn on the water.

He said that his "Daddy taught him how to wipe his ass right" so he didn't need to wash his hands.

That reminds me, I gotta email him soon to ask if I can use him as a reference when I start job searching again. I have to rely on a dude with shit hands all day long to say nice things about me to a potential future employer.

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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by hitbyambulance » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:44 pm

'forever'? so is that like, washable and reusable?

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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by Smoove_B » Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:32 pm

Z-Corn wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:16 pm
He said that his "Daddy taught him how to wipe his ass right" so he didn't need to wash his hands.
And relation to Dr. Meigs?
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Re: Charmin Forever Rolls

Post by Pyperkub » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:39 pm

NOt a fan of Charmin - too much powder residue.
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