The Miss NSFW Pageant: There She Is...

Hipolito · Post by **Hipolito** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:47 am

Jessica Biel, the 25-year-old actress from Minnesota who wowed audiences in Blade: Trinity, worked her way up the 128-girl tournament, defeating Veronika Zemanova, Julianne Moore, Elizabeth Hurley, Monica Bellucci, Jessica Alba, and Jennifer Connelly before trouncing Scarlett Johannson 76 to 47 in the final match. She had appeared on page 9 of the NSFW Round Robin thread, cho-cho-chosen by MHS.

Should Miss Biel be unable to fulfill the obligations of her title during her reign, we'd still totally do her.

Thanks to everyone who voted during the Pageant, with extra thanks to those who voted in every round and special thanks to Quipp for recording it all in the wOOki.

For those who appreciate the supple curves of mathematics as much as those of women, here is a graph of voter turnout throughout the competition:

Hosting this pageant has given me some ideas on how a tournament can be better run. I plan to run the fifth Tournament of Champions ("best game of all time") in March, and hope you will all join me in the PC Games forum for that.

Until then, stay NSFW!

rshetts1 · Post by **rshetts1** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:20 am

WooHoo Im first can I have her?

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:02 am

Good job, Hipolito. Well done.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:19 am

Hipolito wrote:Until then, stay NSFW!

Thanks, I try.

And thanks for running the tournament.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:22 am

Even plagued by site outages, NSFW endures. Thanks for all the work.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:26 am

Congrats honey! I hope she finds this on the web and comes to visit with us, her beloved geeks.

khomotso · Post by **khomotso** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:54 am

Daehawk wrote:Congrats honey! I hope she finds this on the web and comes to visit with us, her beloved geeks.

Let's go visit with her instead. I know a guy.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:03 pm

Hipolito wrote:Jessica Biel, the 25-year-old actress from Minnesota

I thought she was from Boulder.

Thanks for the tOOurney.

~Neal

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:06 pm

The Meal wrote: Thanks for the t(.)(.)urney.

Mortoned.

Hipolito · Post by **Hipolito** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:57 pm

The Meal wrote: I thought she was from Boulder.

You're quite right. Born in Minnesota, but raised in Boulder, CO. The NSFW Pageant Cephalopod Commission regrets the error and is ready to make it up to Miss Beal in a variety of ways.

EDIT: The Commission also regrets repeatedly misspelling Miss Johansson's name during the course of the Pageant and would like to compensate her similarly, preferably whilst compensating Miss Biel.

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:51 pm

Good idea.

Grifman · Post by **Grifman** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:30 pm

Who won Miss Congeniality?

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:01 pm

Grifman wrote:Who won Miss Congeniality?

Smoove.

tjg_marantz · Post by **tjg_marantz** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:31 pm

Biels are bullshit

Grifman · Post by **Grifman** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:02 pm

Kelric wrote:
Grifman wrote:Who won Miss Congeniality?
Smoove.

LOL!

Crimson · Post by **Crimson** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:49 am

Great Job Hippo!

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