Women you've always inexplicably had a thing for.

WPD · Post by **WPD** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:24 am

No thanks.

warning · Post by **warning** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:12 am

WPD wrote:No thanks.

No... Thanks!

The Evil Dead · Post by **The Evil Dead** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:17 am

I'm there.

dangerballs · Post by **dangerballs** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:37 am

Fishy · Post by **Fishy** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:03 am

Its Kate Botello all over again (who I think is hot sometimes by the way)

Tareeq · Post by **Tareeq** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:25 am

Hard to believe it's the same woman, isn't it?

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:51 am

:Steve Gilliardsaid it best

Simply put, a nerd would no more date Janeane than watch a football game in a bar. She would never make the cut. Because nerds want women who cannot challenge them, who are deferential to them, who accept their world view and wacky ideas. They may be the most lookist people on earth. Don't bother with intellect or humor. A nerd wants a beautiful woman who isn't going to play his games and compete with him. Even if they are the goofiest fuckers in the room, they are going after with either the mousiest woman in the room or the most beautiful one. Not that she would date them, but that is what they feel they deserve.

Geeks, OTOH, like smart funny women. They aren't totally threatened by someone who likes to mock soap operas and read comics.

The thing about geek girls and women is that they ARE smart, they are funny and oddly enough, tend to really like to be girlish. They're really secure in their feminity in a surprising way.

If you get Janeane Garofalo shes hot no matter what she looks like. It's whats inside. :wink

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:07 am

No! No no no no no.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:11 am

WAW wrote: It's whats inside.

The desperate cry of the unattractive.

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:14 am

The Jeanene of the bad romantic comedies of the late 90's is dead. All must accept that this is the new Jeanene:

She's the one on the left. The fact that I have to explicitly state that serves as evidence for her physical unravelling. Still, as a said earlier, she's a crazy-ass liberal with tats. What's not to like?

DiscoJason · Post by **DiscoJason** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:19 am

I've always had a thing for her, though looking at some recent pictures posted in this thread might have killed it.

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:48 am

My brother is right. Time and blond hair have been her downfall:

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:15 pm

It's amazing what make-up and lighting can do for a person.

Sunderer · Post by **Sunderer** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:20 pm

Nope. Aint gonna hit it. Can't make me hit it. No way I'd hit it. Wouldn't dream of hittin it. I'd hit Ashlee Simpson lip sync'ing before I'd hit it.

DD · Post by DD » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:26 pm

I'd hit it. With a Louisville slugger. And if it kept moving, I'd hit it again, and again, and again.

On second thought, I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:11 pm

Blech

I can't even see her as attrative in a granola sort of way.

Kadoth Nodens · Post by **Kadoth Nodens** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:39 pm

I think she's hittable in all the Tareeq-sez-she-is-really-kinda-grody pics., not so much in all the she-is-hot pics. It's like she's got dork-cuteness down, but falls flat when she tries to go for teh-ubah-hotnezz.

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:42 pm

YellowKing wrote:I've always had a thing for Christina Ricci. I think that's inexplicable because logically she has a freakishly round head and in Monster she almost resembled a boy. I became fascinated with her in The Addams Family movies, which is really kind of sick considering she was only 11 at the time and I was 17.

I think I've said too much.

Anyone who doubts the hotness of Ms. Ricci is either blind or a damn fool.

Sunderer · Post by **Sunderer** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:25 pm

Sometimes Ricci seems to be approaching maximum density in photos. Other times, she looks absolutely edible (as in the posted photos).

OK, how 'bout Maria Bartiromo from CNBC ???

EvilHomer3k · Post by **EvilHomer3k** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:31 pm

That second Ricci picture is so airbrushed that it looks like a cartoon. The first one is good, though.

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:32 pm

EvilHomer3k wrote:That second Ricci picture is so airbrushed that it looks like a cartoon. The first one is good, though.

I'm not sure it's that airbrushed - the original was HUGE and I had to reduce it quite a bit before I posted it here.

Either way, I'd hit it.

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:34 pm

It's threads like this that tell me everything is going to be OK

Mr. Sparkle · Post by **Mr. Sparkle** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:42 pm

Captain Caveman wrote:YK, have you seen The Opposite of Sex? I have, so I certainly cannot fault you for your crush.

As for Janeane, she's a crazy ass liberal with bleached hair and tats. What's not to like? Eduardo X, doesn't that make her borderline Suicide Girl material?

Suicide Girls are way hotter than Janeane...

She has a little bit of a punk-rawk "lite" thang goin'... and the sarcastic sense of humor scores a lot of points... but I won't put her in the Suicide Girl category.

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:42 pm

WAW wrote:It's threads like this that tell me everything is going to be OK

True, although it could use more pics. 8)

Petey Wheatstraw · Post by **Petey Wheatstraw** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:20 pm

Exodor wrote:
YellowKing wrote:I've always had a thing for Christina Ricci. I think that's inexplicable because logically she has a freakishly round head and in Monster she almost resembled a boy. I became fascinated with her in The Addams Family movies, which is really kind of sick considering she was only 11 at the time and I was 17.

I think I've said too much.
Anyone who doubts the hotness of Ms. Ricci is either blind or a damn fool.

It's the forehead, man - you could set a table for eight on that ginormous cranium.

wankerjr · Post by **wankerjr** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:34 pm

Janeane.. uh no.

No bloody way this side of reality am I going near that.

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